The Daily Me - Sources

SOURCE: 24 Hour News Mashups

Ariel Sharon vs. Irving Layton
Following The 24 Hour News Rinse Cycle
Say What?

SOURCE: 44 Minutes, 30 Seconds

Chalabi Damned!

SOURCE: Ad Meek

Last Chance To See
Some People Never Learn

SOURCE: American Aggression International Finance, Business Toadying and Travel

Don’t Leave The Continental United States Without It

SOURCE: Another Overwrought At the Movies Parody

At The Terrorist Videos
Movie Reviewing Is Hard...Well, Some Of The Time

SOURCE: The Arad Post

Good To See Someone Has A Workable Succession Plan
Next Stop: The Sands In Vegas
What Part Of Evangelical Don’t You Understand?

SOURCE: Are You On Crack?

All Carnage All The Time
Hard To Imagine Any Other Reason
Oh, Go Ahead. Say It. You Know Everybody In The Country Wants To…
That Would Explain The Erratic Leadership Style

SOURCE: Arlecchino Enterprises

The Eternal Heartbreak Of Too Many Broken Expectations
The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name (For Fear of a Lawsuit)

SOURCE: Art Splorts

A Couple Of Tums Will Get Rid Of That Burning Sensation For You
Exhbitionists In Every Sense Of The Word

SOURCE: The Baghdad Post

Al-Maliki, All The Time

SOURCE: BBDS&M

Where Is the FCC When You Need It?

SOURCE: Big Alex' Domesday Countdown Page

Deconstruct This, Pal!
Don't Put That In Your Body! You Don't Know Where It's Been...Approved...
I Bet It Would Be Huge, Too…The Audience, I Mean
Iraq versus Vietnam - A Progress Checklist
The Kinder Rack, The Gentler Thumbscrews
The Latest Thing On The Catwalks of Podunk
List of Iraqis Killed In the American Invasion and Occupation
One Christmas Gift That’s Impossible To Return
When You Wish Upon A Czar

SOURCE: Bigots Without Borders

Beware Low Bigotry Masquerading As High Principle
By Their Friends Ye Shall Know Them...
Muslim Extremism Under Attack!
Take That, Irwin Cotler!

SOURCE: Bill's Bitter Pills

Honesty Is The Most Embarrassing Policy
What Have You Got Against People Enjoying Their Work?

SOURCE: Boredom Blog

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah – Oh!
Dull, Dull, Deadly Dull
New Thinking On Peace In The Middle East
The Thrill Is Gone? The Thrill Was Never There!

SOURCE: Business Law Daily

Drive By Litigation
Fill In The Blanks, Then Stop Shooting Them
It's Not a Cure for Alzheimer's, Either
Lawyers Are Not Born, They're Concocted In An Evil Scientist's Lab
Litigation Nation
What Mission? How Was It Accomplished?

SOURCE: BuzzKill

Intelligence Was Better When It Was Run By Your Crotchety Old Uncle

SOURCE: Canadian Depress

Not Exactly a Pearsonian Fumble, But...
Puns Are the Lowest Form of Headline Writing
Third Party Animals

SOURCE: Canada: Still A Country?

Failing World Class
Patriotism On A Sliding Scale

SOURCE: CanWest Blowhole

How Low The Low Have Fallen

SOURCE: Capital Critters

Bring Your Binoculars To Board Meetings

SOURCE: CBBS News

If Only Stateside Artists Were So Committed...
Their Bad

SOURCE: Celebrity Dog Blogs

I Was a Dog For Sven Nyqvist

SOURCE: The Center for Consumer Freedom

Life, Food Liberty And The Pursuit Of Flabbiness

SOURCE: Computers Byte Magazine

CRIA Them a River
Dada Doo Doo For The New Millennium
Give Me A Computer User Before The Age Of Seven…
HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE
Mine is BB Gabor's "Girls of the Future," Not That Anybody Cares
Of Course, Yours Will Be Different
Virus Al3ert
You'd Kind Of Want Them To Spend As Much Time In Their Trailer As Possible

SOURCE: Conservative Party of Canada

Faith Based Silliness

SOURCE: Crappocom

In This Case, The Sword Is Mightier

SOURCE: Deadline News Network

Breaking News...Well, More Like Scraping News, Actually...
Nor Would They Want To
Some People Mellow Out As They Get Older, And Then There's Bob

SOURCE: The Dust Devil's Dictionary

Racial...Rational...It's All Semantics Until Somebody Gets Lynched
Suffering Is Good For Your Vocabulary
When The Term "Exaggeration" Just Won't Do Any More

SOURCE: EEE!Talk

Playback’s a Bitch

SOURCE: ehBay

For The Pol tic a Who Ha Ever thi
For Those Who Can't Afford A Tummy Tuck For The Holidays, The Next Best Thing
Identify Theft - Not Just For Criminal Gangs Any More
Our Loss Is...Well...Your Loss, Too
You Get the Democracy You Can Afford

SOURCE: The Emily Litella Remembered Page

Don’t Count Rodin Out Just Yet – He Sculpts A Mean Right Hook
Oh, But We Do Mind…
Well, Isn't That Speci - Oh, Wait, That Came Later
Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh, Wherefore Art Thou, Yu-Gi-Oh?

SOURCE: Endangered Species Travel

Exotic Locales Like…Cleveland

SOURCE: Entertainment Right Now, Canada!

And, Don’t Even Get Us Started On The Fascism…!
Friends Don’t Let Friends Pad Their Features

SOURCE: Fashion Crimes Television

Just Say No To Fashion Advertising

SOURCE: Festerin' Report

Glib…Clever – It’s Such A Fine…Err…
Grievance Is A Great Motivator, And Yet…
Hey, Ralphie Boy!
It Isn’t Real Until The American President Consensusizes
The Missing Link Byfield
Oh, Take A Tums And Get Over It
Well…He’s Consistent…

SOURCE: Five Second Movie Reviews

Because You Don’t Have Ti –
Don’t Even Bother Waiting To See Them On Cable
Movie Pitches Have To Be Short – Why Not Reviews?

SOURCE: Focus Against the Family

Who Rates The Ratermen?

SOURCE: Gamer Bois Mag

Hugh and Cry

SOURCE: Geekly News & World Report

Beats Going Out And Trying To Meet New Ones
Did He Die In The Time Wars? Please, Tell Me He Didn’t Die In The Time Wars!
Don’t You Understand The Concept Of The Volume Discount?
How About “Conservatives Cut Programmes For Poor?”
It’s Like Closing The Barn Door After You’ve Sold The Horse For Glue
Sith On It and Rotate

SOURCE: Girls With Eyepatches

Admit It - She's Your Dream Girl

SOURCE: Ha Ha Sucker

Inept Spoiler Alert

SOURCE: Harpo's

Harpo's Index
You Do The Math

SOURCE: Hellmark Greeting Cards

Sucking Up, With An Emphasis On The Sucking Part

SOURCE: High Times and Misdemeanors

DO Bogart That Joint, My Friend
He’s Not Very Forthcoming On The Whole Munchies Issue, Either
Let Them Eat Morphine
She's A Smart Cookie
Wondering What The Minister Has Been Smoking Could Get You Deported

SOURCE: Hypocrisy Watch

Cynicism Is The Four Lane Express Feeder Highway To Hypocrisy

SOURCE: I’m Filthy Stinking Rich Blog

When Do You Become Wealthy Enough To Think For Yourself?

SOURCE: The Inquiring National Star

Aliens Responsible for Air Canada Impasse
Hello, Doll

SOURCE: The Irrational

At Least He's Qualified To Be A Greeter At Wal-Mart
Hate Culture Wars II
I Feel More Secure...
Issues Like Who Looks Better on TV in a Turtleneck
Suburban Profiling: Men In White Are Medical Personnel
Thin Grewal
When You Have An Advanced Degree In Economics, My Son, You Will Understand

SOURCE: Jennifer's Brain Blorts

Better Late Than...Uhh...Whatever
Bragging Rights On Bloor
Brush With Greatness, Broil For 20 Minutes
Existential Horoscopes
Nice Try, DREKKIN' DONUTS
What If The Bigger Picture Is Non-representational?

SOURCE: Kids Out Of Their Minds

For God’s Sake, Who Will Protect The Children? 1

SOURCE: Kimball's Biology Pages

Makes Lousy Omelets

SOURCE: Listen Up, Asshole

But, Where Is Your Solution?
Flaming Journalists!
Listen Up, Fascist Asshole
Listen Up, Leadership Assholes!
Listen Up, Smoking Asshole
Listen Up, Spin Doctor Assholes!
Merry Freakin’ Christmas 1
Mo, Have You Been Taking Your Valium?

SOURCE: LotsMusic

Hussein? Who Knows?
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For...Electoral Politics?
News You Can Use...To Cure Insomnia
Obviously Not A Fan
That’s What Makes Them Fans
That Would Make Him The 237th Beatle, Right Behind Chaka Khan
We’d Save On Accommodations, We’d Lose On Batteries – Bit Of A Tossup, Really

SOURCE: The Medical Industrial Complex

Physician, Fleece Thyself
Surgeons Gone Wild!
Third Way – Third Rail

SOURCE: Mike's Ultimate Conspiracy Page

April Fool’s Dei
Coincidence or...?
For God’s Sake, Who Will Protect The Adults?
Put Him In The Chair And Let Him Frey!
Too Much Information, Dude

SOURCE: Mike's Ultimate Garage Page

Alumnae Backgammon Toaster

SOURCE: National Coalition of Anti-tax Loonies Page

In Trusts We…God!
You Deserve To Keep All Of The Money You've Slaved To Earn!

SOURCE: Obits 'R Us

2 Much 2 Hope 4
70s Comedy Flashback
Better Dead Than Red - Thirty Years Later
The Cranky Uncle Of His Country
Giants In A World Of Pygmies
Good Thing Jay's Not The Jealous Type
Underwear Hairdresser Views Parenthetical Anchovy
We Know What Our Readers Really Care About
We've Got Our Priorities Straight 1

SOURCE: The O’Meilly Factor

...And The Rest Of The World
Bullied Are The Peacemakers
Callousness Is The New Compassion
Good To Know He's Got A Second Career In Wrestling To Fall Back On
Have You Now Or Have You Ever Been Employed By Saddam Hussein?
Let Your Heart Bleed On Someone Else’s Desk
Our Aim Is Improving Relations With Canada...
This Happens When You Forsake The “Reality Based” Community
This Headline Supports Our Troops

SOURCE: Payback

The Difference Between Canada And A Petri Dish? The Petri Dish Supports Its Culture
Making A Molehill Out Of A Brokeback Mountain
They’re Fuchsed
Where The Audience Lies

SOURCE: Peephole

Not That We’re Thinking About Anybody In Particular…
What’s Your Percodamnage?

SOURCE: The Rapture Clock

Have You Adjusted That Puppy For Daylight Savings Time?
The Rapture Better Come Soon, Because This Sack Cloth Is Getting Really Itchy

SOURCE: Rationalizations For All Occasions

Did You Drive Or Did You Flu?

SOURCE: The Rush Limburger Home Page

Rush to Judgement

SOURCE: Saturday Night, Fevered

It Gives the Phrase "Pass the Fruit" a Whole New Meaning
Lights! Camera! Lawsuit!
Power To The Couple!
Review of Righteous Anger
There's No "W" In Political Freedom
The Truth Shall Set You France...
What? Are They Embarrassed They Watch The CBC?

SOURCE: Sesame Seed Street

An Eight Year Old Child Could Answer This Question...I'll Wait While You Find One
No Wonder Oscar’s A Grouch

SOURCE: Social Science in the Abstract

Soooo…Are You Saying Men Are Full Of Shit?

SOURCE: Spliffy

Games For People Who Should Know Better

SOURCE: The Surrealist

Birthing Government Policy Is Messy

SOURCE: Synth You Asked

Moog Over!

SOURCE: Teen Persons

Like, He's Totally Cool and With It...For a Politician...
Mexico Is Always The Last To Know
Scientology Has All The Answers - Just Don't Ask Too Many Questions
Why Didn't Surfing The Web Make The List?

SOURCE: Teheran Post and Intelligencer

Score One For Tolerance And Mutual Understanding

SOURCE: Titters Comedy Club

Cabinet Solidarity Does Not Mean Solid Oak Between The Ears

SOURCE: Today’s Aggressive Parent

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Go On TV And Complain About It

SOURCE: Toronto High Life

As If Only
Rappers Don’t Kill People, People Kill – No, Wait, Rappers Are People, Too, Aren’t They?
Satan Is Also Discussing His Options With His Legal Staff
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This O – Ha Ha, Very Fun – At Least Let Me Get The Headline Out!

SOURCE: Trader's Weekly

News From Never Never Land

SOURCE: Tsunami Relief - Waddya Gonna Do?

Give Til It Hurts - Or We'll Make Sure It Does

SOURCE: Unread Book News

Blink Stink? Just Think!
But, Never Boring
Children Don’t Smoke Tattoos…Yet…
For The Math Impaired: That Works Out To Less Than Two Copies Per Title
Logrolling For Beginners
Okay, It…It’s Weird Enough For Me
OK, OK, Not A Bar - Maybe He Just Had A Stomach Flu
Seems Like They Answered Their Own Question
The Start Of A Whole New Genre: Self-hurt Books

SOURCE: Up2Me.ca

The Freedom To Choose Never Had A Better Advocate

SOURCE: USA Whenever

A Fitting Monument
Another Sign Of The Apocalypse
Bordering On The Offensive
If You Can't Exploit The Young And Vulnerable, Just Who Can You Exploit?
Terrorism Is A State of Mind...Like Indiana
There's No "W" In Sanity
We Should All Live With Such Diminished Expectations
You Do What You Want With The Top Of Your Lap…

SOURCE: Vitals Homeless Woman

Julie Andrews She Ain't

SOURCE: Wall Street Infernal

Positive Thinking…Taken To The Level Of Psychopathy
Upgraded From Syndrome To Fully Blown Condition

SOURCE: What Up Dawg Blog

Street – For No Apparent Reason, Fushizzle

SOURCE: Women's Wear Daily Worker

China Dolls - Not Just A Web Porn Site
Nothing To Hide...In A Manner Of Speaking
These Shoes Weren’t Made For Walking
Where Is A Censor Board When You Need It?

SOURCE: Womyn's e-Vents

The Cruelest Cut
Great Moments In Women's Emancipation

SOURCE: Yellow Triangle Blues

Divorce - Transexual Style
Two Small Letters, Tons of Trouble

SOURCE: Your Guide To Getting Jobbed

Could She Be Overqualified?
I Blame Competition From Foreign Fictitious Brewery Institutes
My Less Than Brilliant Career
New Opportunities For Old Hands
Put Your Life On The Line For The Only Thing That Matters