The Daily Me – More

24 Hour News Mashups

And, You Wonder Why Harper Won’t Let His Ministers Out In Public?
My Brain Hurts!
NATO Ill-suited For Torture Stance Reversed

The Amazing Chocolate Yummies Blog

It’s A Better Explanation Than That He’s A Sad, Scared, Paranoid Old Man Who Doesn’t Understand The Role Transparent Government Plays In Democratic Societies
That’ll Be One Hell Of An Obituary
A Week Tuesday

The American Poultry Therapy Association

The Pot Calling The Kettle Poultry

Another Overwrought At the Movies Parody

The Balcony Is Closed Pending Investigation Of A Bomb Threat

The Arad Post

Ah, The Ecstasy Of Flight!
If The Bar Was Set Any Lower, We’d Need A Backhoe To Dig It Up
We’re Already Shocked, Thank You, Mister President

Are You on Crack?

If Doughnuts Were Illegal…
Only Because Arrested Development Was Canceled

Ask Santa a Question

Maybe Santa Needs To Lay Off The Moo Juice For A While

The Baghdad Post

Now, That’s How You Get Tough On Crime!

Beeb Radio On the Web

Olmerta: The Code Of Political Silence

The Bible – The Continuing Story

The Book Of Fred, Chapter Seven, Verse Eleven
The Path Of The Righteous Is Strewn With Cow Pies

Bigots Without Borders

Does This Constitute Hate Against Albertans?

Bill’s Bitter Pills

Ignorance Is Blitz
It Has To Start Some Time…Doesn’t It?
Or, You Could Figure It Out For Yourse – No, Sorry, Don’t Know What I Was Thinking
Sarcastic Bastard…I Hope…
Sixty Years Later, And They’re More Popular Than The Beatles!
This Explains The Little Messes He Leaves All Over The Place, Too

Boogle

Every Journey Into Barbarism Starts With The Disappearance Of A Single Fact

Boratz.com – The Official BoratzTM Site

Hah FahveTM!

Boredom Blog

It’s Sad, Isn’t It, When Even Your Toilet Humour Is Boring?

Business Law Daily

What Laws Do Authors Get To Write? Arctic Wildlife Preservation Laws? Gee, Thanks.

Canadian Depress

Could The Minister Of Defense Be Moonlighting As The Bell Spokesbeaver?
Does Too Clever By Half Mean One Clever?
Puck That!
Pundit’s Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Schmooze
Those “Related Items” Bear Close Scrutiny
Vivre Le Quebec Dorme!

CanWest Blowhole

The Hillier Has Ayes
Next Stop For The Whupass Ex – Where Have I Heard This Before?
No More Persnickety Locutions?
You Know You’re In Trouble When Paid Political Announcements Are Indistinguishable From Soap Ads

CBBS News

And, The Country Would Rock!

C-DIK – Big Dick Radio

Damn You, Ad Company, For Knowing Our Weakness!
Oh, Come On! You Know You’re Guilty Of Something…
The Whupass Express Really Gets Around

The Chronicle of Lower Education

And A Good Daiieeeeeeeeeeeeeuhhhh To You, Sir
Avoiding Flip Flops No Longer Just For Politicians

The Church of Scientology

Does Bigots Without Borders Know About This?

Clean Slate

Christopher, Why Are You So Afraid Of Offending Christians?
Not Only That, But There’s Nothing To Base The Allegation That Clinton Is A Crass, Grasping Pol Who Will Pander To Any Ugly Prejudice In Order To Win Her Party’s Nomina – Oh, Wait, There Is Evidence For THAT – Sorry, Our Bad

Deadline News Network

Oh, Eww!
Thoughtful, And Yet…

Disassociated Press

Do As We Say, Not As We Doodoo
Just Another Sarkozy Political Arrangement
Justice Can Be Such A Trial
Mukasey, Mukado

Economics for Dummies

And, That’s Gotta Hurt
Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Small Businesses
From The Subprime To The Ridiculous
Macroeconomics For Yummies
Question The Answer, Dammit! Just Question The Answer!

ehBay

Gives The Term Party Organ A New Meaning
Privacy If Necessary, But Not Necessarily Privacy
Timex Is Not On His Side

The Emily Litella Remembered Page

Buono? Borge? Mature? What Do They Know About Justice?
Clear As A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick
Mixed Up Mammals, On The Other Hand, Often Vote
Never Minding Is What Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place

Entertainment For Dummies

But, Who Speaks For The Vicktims?
Caught You Looking!
Caught You Loving!
The Generic Alternate
No Foreskin Off My Back
You’d Lose The Youth Market, But, Man, The Adults…!

Entertainment Right Now, Canada!

Can We Get Andy Jones To Sit In On That Conversation?
For A Cultural Nationalist, That Stings
Guess Who’s Coming To Toronto For The Film Festival
Define ‘Or What’
M. C. Escher Is Their Head Of Programming
Pynchon Me – I Must Be Dreaming!
There Are Awards…For Twins?
When Scorsese Wears It, You Know It Will Be The Start Of A Fashion Trend Among Directors
You See, The International Economic Sys – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Everyday Zen

Where Is George M. Koan When The Country Needs Him?

Fashion Crimes TV

When Considering Friends, It Pays To Be Jewsy

The Festerin’ Report

Poll Dancing
Will The Eastern Bastards Ever Be Less…Bastardly?

The Financial Riposte

It Could Help You Beat Your Supervisor To Death When He Shelves The Report You Spent Six Months Writing
The Fact That The Study Was Published As A Graphic Novel Helps
Goniff In Sixty Seconds
The Segway Segue
Time To Sell Lebanon Short
Turkish Non-delight
Why Does This Sound So Familiar?
You Mean, There Are Problems In The World That Cannot Be Resolved By Military Force? Who Will Tell General Hillier?

Five Second Movie Reviews

Bourne To Be Mild…To The Manor, NOT Bourne…A Heavy Burden To Be Bourne – The Reviews Practically Write Themselves
If The Review Was Any Shorter, It Would Exist In Negative Space
Maybe If The Producers Knew How To Spel Properly…
We Review ’Em So You Don’t Have To View ‘Em

Fluffy’s Truth About Cats and Dogs Page

Me-oww!

Focus Against the Family

The FOGG Of War

Fruitcake Crossing

And, Remember: You Don’t Have To Have A Fruitcake To Be A Fruitcake

Gamer Bois Mag

But, Will It Create Excuses To Placate Your Girlfriend When She Finds Out What It’s Doing?
Chestnuts Roasting By A Virtual Fire…
Think Of It As A Sandbox Game Without The Box
To My Everlasting Shame, I…I Never Mastered Air Accordion
Wii Wii Wii All The Way Home
Wow. Déjà Vu…Or, Did I Just Say That?

Geekly News and World Report

Is It Possible To Write A Headline Without Mentioning – Oh, No, You’re Not Going To Get Me To Go There!

Girls With Eyepatches

Compromise Is Harrrrd, Matey
Oh, To Be Young, Naïve And Mono-ocular

Godbout-Hyde Chamber of Commerce

Meet The Boys In The Bandwagon
Unitarity Forever…

Ha Ha Sucker!

Former Hogwarts Headmaster Friedrich Nietzche Would Have Been Proud
If Your Reading Pleasure Was Spoiled, Shame On You!
Oh, Hermione!
Rowling Pulls One Out Of…Well, Not A Hat, Exactly…
We’re Just Wild About Harry!

Harpo’s

The First Mistake Was Asking For The Interview

Ignorance is Bliss

As If A Small Detail Like That Would Stop Him
Is Being An Informed Dumbass Not An Option?
A New Definition Of “Ponying Up”

Imaginary Movie Database

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At Last, A Hollywood Movie With An Honest Title
Being Cool…Being Hot – There Are No Contradictions
Coming Soon To A Fetish Club Near You
Okay, Okay, I Can Just About See…Noooooo, It Doesn’t Work For Me
Some Liberties May Have Been Taken With Reality
WARNING: Byzantine Narrative Structure Guaranteed To Give You A Headache
A Worthy Rival To Tom Hanks’ Hair For Scaring Children

The Inquiring National Star

ALIEN DEATH JELLY FALLS ON DEAF EARS!!!

The International Institute for the Scientific Study of American Anti-science

That Glow In Your Cheeks – Is It 100% Natural?

The Irrational

An Army Travels On Its Rhetoric
Oh, John, Why Don’t You Be A Manley About It?
Tierra Del Fuego: “Just Fun”
Why The Politics Of Fear Doesn’t Translate Well Into Canadian

Jennifer’s Brain Blorts

Good Thing Those Teeth Weren’t Her Favourites
Quibbling Rights on Queen
Remember: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
Some Choices Are Easier Than Others
We’re Talking Fashion Criminals Here…Right? Right?

Jews for Satan

Same Burnt Offerings, Different Master

Kids Net For Kids

Makes Me (Seven) Wonders

Listen Up, Asshole

Except For The Firebombs, Of Course
Uhh, Have You Considered Taking An Anger Management Class?
The Number Six Ring A Bell?
The Other Shoe Drops – Is There NO Good News For This Economy?
Protocol Me When You’re Through
Trust An Oil Agnostic To Drill Deeper

LotsMusic

Heifer Is The New Size Four
Sex Pistols Shoot Blanks

Mike’s Ultimate Conspiracy Page

Bwahaha, I Guess…
Hooterful? Hooterliscious? Hoo – No, This Has Already Gotten Out Of Control – No Way I’m Going There!
I Like A Good Conspiracy Theory As Much As The Next Person, BUT How Do They Keep Us Out Of The Movie?
Some Call It Fate, I Call It An Italian Delicacy
This Excerpt Has 184 Words – Ooh, I’m Getting Goose Pimples Here!
Yes, But Don’t Take It Personally

National Coalition of Anti-tax Loonies Home Page

Ecopalypse Now

The Non-Existent Pages

Of Course He’s Not Going To Give Up – The President Has An Axis To Grind

Ottawa Stunned

If The Minister Of Public Works And Government Services Was Self-reflexive Instead Of Self-Absor – Wait A Second: Where Have I Heard This Before?

Payback

Pride Goeth Before A Fall Lineup
Shaw? Oh, Pshaw!

Projet Gteberg Me Pag

Making Literary Deconstruction Work For You

The Quick and the Detwiler

It Would Take One Hell Of An Air Brush
Now, THIS Is How You Apologize – Popey, Are You Listening?
This Is Why You Always Check The Web First
Not The Kind Of Carrots Bugs Had In Mind
Probably Makes More Sense, Too
United We Strand
What If Your Doctor Is A Conscientious Objector?

The Rapture Clock

Add This One To Our List Of Questions We’re Really Glad We Asked
Some People Get Joy From The Strangest Things

Safe Xtreme Vacations

Almost Like Being There…To The Xtreme!
Why, The Possibility Of New Olympic Events Alone…!

Saturday Night, Fevered

The Iron Fist In The Velvet Mickey Mouse Glove

Scientific Canadian

I Prefer Medium Sized Chartreuse Lies (The Ones That Just Confuse Everybody)
Oh, So, That’s What We’re Teaching Our Children
Physicists Can Be Such Yoyos At Times
Put The Blame Where It Belongs – On The Venutians
Sounds Like The Makings Of A Bad Sitcom Plot
You Might Want To Wait Until It Cools Down Before Eating It…

The Surrealist

Condemnation If Necessary, But Not Necessarily Condemnation

Teen Persons

Let’s Hope Harper Has Better Luck Choosing A Soulmate Than Bush Did

Titters Comedy Club

Tough Boss

Toronto Stunned

Ah, The Breast Laid Plans…
And, This Is Just The Executive Summary
And, Yet, It Makes You Wonder How They Sleep At Night
Definitely Imbalanced, Whether Fiscally Or Not
The Gang That Couldn’t Investigate Straight Gets A New Target
Stats Can’t
Waiting For A Manicurist Can Be Torture
We’re Another Number One! We’re Another Number One!

Unicycle

Better Than A Magic 8-Ball! Thoroughly God Approved!
Diving Into The Shallow End Of The Deeper Questions
How Can Popes Be Infallible When They’re Not Allowed To Use Foul Language?
With Multifaith Bread, Part Of A Balanced Believer’s Diet

The Wawaneesa Group Monthly Newsletter

Everybody Into The Office Pool!
Everybody Out Of The Office Pool
Perhaps A “Rape Of Nanjing” Motif…

Weekends!

President Pushy

Wiwipedia

Adventures In Oceanography
News You Can Use (In Some Twisted Way…)
No, Seriously, Where Have I Heard This Before?
Okay, Maybe I Wasn’t Expecting This…
Where Have I Heard This Before?
You Had To Know This Is Where This Was Going
You Mean, Nobody Cares About My Soy Owl Collection?

Womyn’s e-Vents

Eat Jim Crow
It’s An Abortion Of A Decision
I Try To Be Neutral on The Issue, But For Some Reason People Keep Testing Me…
Policies So Triangulated You Could Use Them To Set Up A Rack Of Billiard Balls
Q: Can You Want To Sleep With Barack Obama And Still Be A Feminist?
You Say Potato, I Say Artichoke

Wryerson Journalism Review

Comforting The Comfortable Or Cutting Off And Feeding Them Their Sexual Organs – Tough Call…
Honey, They Shrunk My Newspaper! Again!
One Stop Lobbying
Op Ed – The Whiplash For Which There Is No Insurance
Sux 2 B Her

Your Guide To Getting Jobbed

Combination Of Bullheaded Stubbornness And Lack Of Original Thoughts A Definite Asset
How Embarrassing…And, Yet, Strangely Exhilarating At The Same Time
Potential Employers Can Afford To Be Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Specific In This Job Market
The Rest Of Humanity Need Not Apply
You Don’t Have To Be A General To Turn Down This Offer – But It Helps