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Others See An Opportunity For Dumpster Diving, Public Humiliation And Shorter Life Expectancies
SOURCE: Billy-Bob’s International House O’ Headlines
[http://www.com/lol.pdqfc.wwygw.wyswyg/fid=1376533038]
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David Is Vapid (We Know, We Know, But Petraeus Will Betray Us Was Taken)
How cynical are you about American politics? Answer the following questions to find out!
1) What was your first reaction to the Bush administration’s admonitions to wait for the Petraeus report before judging progress in Iraq?
2) What was your first reaction to the Bush administration’s announcement that it would be writing the Petraeus report itself?
3) What was your first reaction to the subsequent announcement by the Bush administration that no, it would not, in fact, be writing the Petraeus report itself, but it would release its own report on progress in Iraq before General Petraeus released his?
If you answered anything other than “We have to stay the course. We’re not cut and runners – we’re Americans! Our troops have to remain in Iraq until they get the job done, and anybody who says otherwise wants American boys and girls to die horrible, gruesome deaths for no good reason!” you’re approaching the appropriate amount of cynicism for the situation.
SOURCE: Politics for Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/home.asp?did=508&dir=bb]
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Sad, Really, When A Foreign Terrorist Is More Politically Astute Than Most American Journalists
SOURCE: No Comment Quotes
[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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Shock Treatment
Naomi Klein
The Shock Doctrine
Knopf Canada
Yes, I despise Naomi Klein. It’s not just that she gave a book of mine a negative review 20 years ago; no, I have completely forgotten that little indignity. It’s just that…well…she killed my dog. Drove over it in her oh so politically correct Prius. The worst part is that she wasn’t willing to accept responsibility for the accident – she kept trying to blame it on Steven Lewis!
However, that has nothing to do with my review of her latest book, The Shock Doctrine. I despise that on its own merits.
SOURCE: Unread Book News
[http://217.204.41.39/cgi/NGoto/2/64382861?3518]
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Some Choices Are Easier Than Others
Oh, my god! Malcolm McDowell was signing autographs at the SciFi Expo at the Convention Centre! Malcolm Freaking McDowell! He was the star of only, like, my second favourite movie of, like, ALL TIME EVER! I couldn’t talk about anything else for weeks after I found out he would be there.
Check it out! It’s Malcolm McDowell! Well, okay, it’s a lineup in front of the desk where Malcolm McDowell was sitting…AND, I WAS THERE! HOW COOL IS THAT?!!
Then, The Boy said, “Okay. So, he’s Malcolm McDowell. He starred in your second favourite movie of all time ever. What’s he doing signing autographs at the SciFi Expo at the Convention Centre?”
Well, shit. Now, I’ve either got to skip the SciFi Expo or get a new boyfriend.
SOURCE: Jennifer’s Brain Blorts
[http://weblogger.brainblorts.home.html]
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Is Being An Informed Dumbass Not An Option?
BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW: that Rudy Giuliani’s decision to store 115,000 gallons of oil in the World Trade Center was actually a farsighted move to show the world he was willing to be tougher on terrorism than any other American. Hizzoner placed the flammable liquid in the building that had already been attacked by a terrorist to send a message that if future terrorists were to attack the Centre, they would be annihilated.
Don’t be a dumbass. Be Informed.
SOURCE: Ignorance Is Bliss
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But, Who Speaks For The Vicktims?
Want to know the latest rationalization for Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick running a dogfighting ring out of his home, but don’t want to waste your time actually watching the coverage on television? Just spin the Wheel of Vick (below) and pretend you heard it from the mouth of an overpaid anchor.
In fact, if you do it 20 times in a row, you could get the equivalent of two weeks of blanket coverage in a matter of minutes!
SOURCE: Entertainment For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/entertainmentfordummies/home.asp?did=478&dir=bb]
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Celebrations
City Council is planning to rename a stretch of pavement to honour the country’s war dead. How can you tell whether they’re serious or just pandering to patriotic sentiment? The following list should help clarify this most important issue
Pandering
The Road of Rubes
The Interstate of Idiots
The Lane of Losers
Iffy
The Okay Overpass
The Street of Stars
The Avenue of Asskickers
Serious
The Route of Royalty
The Circle of Champions
The Highway of Heroes
SOURCE: Aye Weakly
[http://www.aye.net/]
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So Close To Typecasting, And Yet…
The good news: there will be a remake of the 1951 science fiction classic The Day the Earth Stood Still. The bad news: Keanu Reeves will be starring in it. The worse news: he is set to play the part of Klaatu, not Gort.
SOURCE: Entertainment Right Now
[http://www.entertainmentrightnow.com/mini/smug2007/2007/08/23/whatsnewklaatu/]
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