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After Iraq, Ohio
All Is Revealed On A Need Not To Know Basis
America’s New Strategy In The War On Terrorism: Shock and Aww Shucks
And, Speaking Of The Master Narrative of Life And Death...
And They All Apologize For Forcing Me To Satirize Them
Are Republicans Admitting They Don’t Outnumber Democrats Now?
Because, Really, There Are Only So Many Puns You Can Make With The Word Iraq
The Boy Inside The...Older Boy
Broken Record
But, What If You Like Peas?
Children Cry When Investigations Fly
Deep In The Al Qaqaa
Democracy Stubs Its Toe While Marching
Do People With Split Personalities Have To File Two Tax Returns?
Election Upchuck
Failing Ever Upwards
Fairly Odd Cabinet - Definitely Not For Children
Follow The Bouncing Billions
Give Me The Hard Right Or No Rights At All
He Didn't Read It Here First
He's Bad. He's Nationwad.
History: No Longer History
I Feel Safer
I'm Going To Hell For This One
International Justice For 12 Year-olds
I Prefer Being Ikean To Being Manichean
Isn't Friendly Fire Also Known As Arson?
Is The Dunking Pail Half Full Or Half Empty?
I Thought He Was A Uniter, Not A Decider
It's Good To Have Alternatives, Even If None Of Them Is Alternative
It’s Not Your Finger We’re Looking At, Donald…
“I Want To Thank You For The Importance That You've Shown For Education And Literacy.” No, Thank You, Mister President
I Would Happily Trade Some Of That Imagination For A Lick O Common Sense
Maybe If They Had Put Smiley Faces On The Bulldozers...
No Comparison To Vietnam Here, Boy. Nope. Un uh. No Way.
Nope, Sorry, I’m Drawing A Blanco
Note To Evelyn Farquart: THEY'RE ON TO YOU! (But You Didn't Hear It From Me)
Not Heartless – Compassion Impaired
Not If They Got Them From The CIA
Of Course, He Lost Hundreds When He Was Conscious, So He’s Actually Ahead
The Old Grey Miers, She Ain’t What She Used To Be
The Only Way The Military Will Be Cut Is With Paper
On Message, Off His Head
On The Ocean, No One Can Hear You Scream
Preemptive Campaign Strike
Progress...On A Geological Scale
Putting The Con Into Confirmation Hearings
Remember: We Own Reality
Secrets Everybody Knows
Should We Get API Approval To Brush Our Teeth, Too?
Something Definitely Stinks
Taking Life Sucks
Their Heads Are So Far Up Their Asses That Their Bodies Look Like Moebius Strips
The Trough...The Killing Floor - It's Such A Fine Line For Swine
They’re Just Pulling Our Cheney
Well, It Worked For Hairspray
When Nuclear Missiles Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Nuclear Missiles
The Yak Is Running In The Wrong Country