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Typical Single Issue Family Man...

Cleveland Wheeler-Dealer
Carp Diem (And The Diem After That, And The Diem After That, And...)
For Everything Else, There's FISA
Hate And Maine
He Could Have Died Of Beriberi...Or...Or Alzheimer's...
Sometimes, You Just Have To Go A Long Way For A Short Pun
They Just Wanted To Hear Him Speak In That Funny Duck Voice (An Interrogation Technique Not Forbidden By The Geneva Conventions)
What Have Caribou Contributed To The GNP Lately?

Computers Byte Magazine

It's The Start Of A Global Moooooovement

Devin's Heaven Blog
And Tibias...And Femurs...And Spleens...
Hey! Spellcheck In Microsoft Word Recognizes "Blowjob!" Is This A Truly Civilized Country, Or What?
You Have A Sick Imagination
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Disassociated Press
At Last, The Truth Can Be Told! Science Is An Invention Of Karl Marx To Enslave Free People Throughout The World!
The Chinese Invented Spaghetti; It's About Time They Took It Back
Economic Policy Courtesy Of Grand And Toy
An Eighties Flashback We Could All Do Without (As If There's Any Other Kind...)
Hers Is A Traditional, Christian Blood Lust
Their Next Criticism: Obama Breathes

The Dust Devil's Dictionary

Either Fish Or Cut Bait And Switch

The Emily Litella Remembered Page

It Was A Groundbreaking Graphic Nov...Oh, Never Mind...

Entertainment for Dummies
This [A] Gives You Several Choices Of [B] To Make You Feel Like A [C]
Venn Diagrams Really Can Explain Anything

Entertainment Right Now, Canada
Bad Santa Comes Early This Year
Bet He Has A Bright Future In Airport Security
Curtains! Failed Again!
Gucci Koo!
Thin Harvest For Film Fans
Vivre Le Quebec Fou!
With A Melon?!

Fans of Science

Friends Of Science - Enemies Of Sanity

Farcebook
6. I Was The Patron Saint Of Beekeepers And Helped People With The Plague.
25. I Have A Long Memory. Really. A Loooooooong Memory.
As That Renowned Philosopher Donald...Rumsfeld Truly Said: Democracy Is Messy
The Fogh Rasmussen Of War
Meme Is Murder
Take A Chance On He

Fashion Crimes TV
Undersea Chic
When The Shoe Is On The Other Foot, It Doesn't Pay To Put It Down

The Festerin Report

Being A Dick No Longer Reserved For American Vice Presidents

Five Second Movie Reviews
Because, Honestly, Wouldn't You Rather Be Sweating In A Park Somewhere?
We Allow Ourselves To Be Bored Out Of Our Minds So You Don't Have To
When It Comes To Headline Puns, I Leave No Turn UnStoned

Focus Against the Family

I Thought The Whole Point Of Work Was To Get Away From Your Family!

Frank's Fourth In Line To Be The Ultimate Conspiracy Page
Being A Pioneer Of Conspiracy Theories Is Like Being The World's Tallest Midget, You Ask Me
The Truth Is Out There...Way Out There...

Gerald's Next To Penultimate Conspiracy Page
Hunker In Your Bunker With Your Tons Of Guns And Wait For The State To Collapse
Not Even Netherlanders
Oh, Here We Go...
The Truthiness Is Out There
Why Is It That The Yiddish Words Most Often Used In English Are All Rude?

High Times and Misdemeanors
Another Argument Against: The Goofy Ideas You Come Up With
Hey, I, Uhh...I'm Down With That Pro - Uhh, Yeah...What?

International Greenwash

Not To Be Confused With St. Patrick's Day Mouthwash

Jennifer's Brain Blorts
It Could Be Great - On The Other Hand...
Looks Aren't Everything - They're The Only Thing
Norman Bates Attacking Marion Crane With A Spoon Just Doesn't Cut It
Oh, Ha Ha - Very Other Funny

The Journal of Sub-atomic Politics

If Only Experimental Conditions Weren't Impossible To Recreate In A Lab!

Judaism Right Now

You Can't Be Too Jewsy

Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
Atlas Went For A Soda
Don't Knock Bathroom Fixture Design - It Can Take Months Of Painstaking Effort!
DYI Foreign Policy
He's Got Horseshoes Up It
I Am Poodle, Hear Me Roar
Profiles In Courage...ous Greed
They Ate Her Liver With Some Scozzafava Beans And A Nice Chianti

Kid's Net for Kids

Ritalin - Not Just For Children Any More

Late Tonight with David Lenoman
If I May Be Frank, He's The Frank I Would Want To Be
Only If She Wears Lipstick So Law Enforcement Can Tell Them Apart
Say What You Will About Him, But Archie Andrews Knew How To Bend The Masses To His Will
What They Don't Understand Is That The Best Comedians Are Proactive - They Don't Wait For Official Reports To Make Fun Of Politicians
Willow, The Wisp, Scores Big Against The Media Elites
You Can Put Lipstick On Balls Of Steel, But...

The Lefty Hipp-Starr Show

Rush (Limbaugh) To Judgment

Listen Up, Asshole!
Assholes To The Left Of Me...
Assholes To The Right...
Denby Of Iniquity
I Always Confuse Sarah Palin With Michael Palin, But, You Have To Admit, HE Would Have Injected More Fun Into The Campaign
You Could Enrich Them With Uranium - Then, They Would Be Dirty Tampons

LotsMusic
The Cost Of Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be
I Don't Want To Know What Her Hand Was Doing Between Your Legs, Chad. Really.
Let's See You Top That, Bono!
Tone Cold Sober

The Medical-Industrial Complex
Hurt Feelings Are A Pre-existing Condition
They'll Have Him Forcibly Removed At Dawn And Voila!

Mike's Ultimate Conspiracy Page
When You're Immersed In Conspiracy Culture, Your Computer Keyboard Really Needs An Interrobang Key
Who Does, Really?
Why Racism Should Never Be Left On The Back von Brunner

National Coalition of Anti-tax Loonies Home Page
Action On Global Environmental Change? Don't Hold Your Breath
Must Be The Market's Time Of The...Uhh...Cycle

The National Whipping Post
A Rock Can Be Moved...But Only So Far...
Ass Backwards
But, Who Will Teach The Chil - Oh
Just Don't Ask Whom He Spilled His Coffee On - Or Where!
Score One For Satiric Journalism!
That...Sad Music - SNIFF! - Gets Me Every Time!
You've Got To Hand It To Them

The Non-existent Pages
And, Your Great-grandchildren Will Never Know The Horror
More Incentive To Turn The Pool In Your Back Yard Into Sea World In The Winter
Some Cross Words For - No, Wait, That's A Different Puzzle
Sounds Like Mixed Messages Day To Me
Thanks For Sharing

Old Comics

The Bipartisan Spirit Shows Up In The Strangest Places

Ottawa Stunned
Have You Tried Deflating The Ego?
Nobody Ever Complained About Jackie's Pillbox Hats

Payback
And, You Thought You Had A Tough Time Playing Hide And Seek With Specialty Channels - Imagine How Their Owners Feel!
It Sounds Better If You Hear It In Your Head As If Sean Connery Was Saying It
Like Brent Butt And...Uhh...And...Who Else?
Spin, Spin, Sugar

Peephole
This Has A Lock On Strangest Story Of The Year
You Know It's Dubious If Even Larry Flynt Won't Buy It

Playtoy Magazine
Can He Transform Himself Into A Realistic Trade Policy?
Diaper Change We Can Believe In
Eight Year-old Timmy Swears He Only Reads It For The Articles
Parents Skeptical

The Podunk Mash & Enquirer
Aardvarks Contaminant? Antigone Cannelloni? No - Don't Tell Me - I'm Keen To Guess - Alimentary Crufter?
Let Him Who Is Without Sin (In The Past Hour) Cast The First Stone
Those Who Forget The Past Are Doomed To Give Others Licence To Repeat It

Red State Blues
Let Me Get Out My Electron Microscope And Check
Not A Week Since The Election, And Already He's A Disappointment
Sharia And Sharia Alike

The Rush Limburger Home Page
Go, Fighting Inflamed Anuses!
It Really Puts The Health Care Debate In Perspective
Miss, Leading
One Good Pfeh! Deserves Another, So Pfeh!
Some People Are Electrified By Touching The Third Rail Of American Politics
von Brunn In Hell

Safe Xtreme Vacations
And, We'll Get You Home In Plenty Of Time For The Sequel
An Inconvenient Trip
Bet You Won't Be Seeing THAT On A Bumper Sticker Any Time Soon
The Ecstasy Of (Cheap) Flight
The Helicopter Gunship - Don't Leave Home Without It

Scientific Canadian
Even If They Do Use It For Evil Ends
In Medical Malpractice, There Are No Coincidences...
Marie Osmond Is Still Around?
Methodological Rigor Mortis Sets In
Oh, Snap! You've Just Been...Educated At An Institution Of Higher Learning!

Social Science in the Abstract

When High And Low Culture Clash, We End Up With Muddle Culture

Teen Persons
Giving Michael Steele The Bum's Rush (Using Rush's Bum)
[TWEET] Justice!

Titters Comedy Club
Steve Martin Wasn't Ambitious Enough
Would The Bailout Come With Ropes Attached?

Toronto Stunned

My Role Model Beats Your Floor Model

Unicycle
Giving The Phrase "Men Of Good Cheer" A Whole New Meaning
I Figured That I Was Going To Hell For Being Jewish Anyway, So...
In Theology, As In Prosperity, Timing Is Everything
They Can Fight It Out Among Themselves To Determine Which Hell I Will Be Going To
Welcome To The Anglican't Church

USA Whenever
Another Political Miscalculation: Only Physically
But, Are We Ready For Her?
Irony Even Alanis Morissette Would Recognize
It's All Part Of The Plan
Max Baucus - Jim Backus - It's Such A Fine Line
Politics Reduced To Sub-Supermodel Cattiness
The Spector Of Doom
Super Troopergate
You Think They Know What Teabagging Is?
They Can't Know What Teabagging Is...Can They?

Vancouver Stunned
It's Good To Have Standards, But...
Props To You For The Observation

Wall Street Infernal

The Columbus Fallacy Strikes Again

The Wawaneesa Group Monthly Newsletter
Dirty Pool
Her New Campaign Motto: Keep Resentment Alive
I Hope You Wrote This Anonymously
The Smart Money's On Ari Fleischer in 2079

The Web Page of Lists
Giving Omar And His Band Something To Really Howl About
One Easy Way To Tell TV News Anchors Apart
People Will Be Demanding Their Money Back Even If They Don't Actually Go To See The Movies

White House Web Site

History Needs A Sedative...

Wiwipedia

The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With The Death Of A Single Spotted Owl

Women's Wear Daily Worker
Deal Or No Deal? Congressional Version
Of Course, The Same Could Be Said Of The Tampon Industry, And You Don't See Them Clamoring For A Bailout To Stop The Bleeding

Wryerson Journalism Review
And, Fox Is The Anus
There's A 97% Chance That I'm 100% Confused

YahooTube

What If We're In Love With Ellen?

Yellow Triangle Blues

And, Speaking Of The Birther Loon's Haunting Call...

Your Guide to Getting Jobbed
Pay Commensurate With Innocence Level
Sadists, On The Other Hand, Should Apply To The CIA
To Be Honest, Despite Your Firm Belief In Elves, You Never Had A Chance
Tortured...Logic A Specialty
Who Will Cut My Dog's Cheese?

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell? Don't Bother!