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Enjoy,Shouting "Abortionist!" In A Crowded Movie Theatre
Do words have consequences? Words? Consequences? Naah! Kill! Kill! Kill! Were three people just murdered? Okay, actually, given the number of guns in this country, it's possible. But, were they killed because I said the word 'kill' three times? Absolutely not. So, when I said that Doctor Tiller the Killer should be shot three times in the chest while he was in church as an ironic comment on his commitment to life, and somebody actually shoots him three times in the chest while he was in church as an ironic comment on his commitment to life, is there a connection? Are you a moron?
Personally, I have to say I'm against vigilantism and the violence of extreme lone nutcases, but, you know what? I'm glad an abortion doctor was murdered. Because that is how I show my Christian devotion to life.
SOURCE: The O'Meilly Factor
[http://www.foxynews.com/story/0,2963,96217,01.html]
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Nice Gig...Until You Bankrupt The Joint
DON: As usual, there are no products to display, Mary.
MARY: I do have a great gift for my husband's 35th birthday, though, Don.
DON: Are you kidding? My wife doesn't know it yet, but she's about to learn how to make Thai food.
MARY: Of course, I couldn't help but take a little something for myself.
DON: As did I. I guess that's the risk you run when you're a host on The Home Shoplifting Network.
SOURCE: Drew's Transcript-o-rama
[http://www.transcript-o-rama.com/astealattwicetheprice.shtml]
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Another Political Miscalculation: Only Physically
Photographs of torture which, as recently as last month, the Obama administration decided not to release to the public, are now being traded on the Internet. "Uhh, yeah," President Obama admitted, "I'm a father. I know that when you forbid something, a child wants it that much more. Still, I thought I was dealing with adults..."
SOURCE: USA Whenever
[http://www.usawhenever.com/news/newyork/2009-05-20-photos-finished_x.htm]
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Has Celebrity Culture Finally Come To This?
Betty Cooper enjoys beverage in Pop's Soda Shop in front of Archonica
Here it is at last, Veronica and Betty face to face. This is a fresh low quality YouTube clip in case you missed it live ... don't know how long it'll last before it gets yanked.
SOURCE: Archonica: Archie Andrews & Veronica Lodge Gossip
[http://archonica.net/]
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Once Again, The AI Has Its Finger On The Throbbing Pulse Of The Strangled Throat Of America
In a speech to the American Enterprise Institute, former Vice President Dick Cheney claimed that terrorists hate "all the things that make us a force for good in the world - for liberty, for human rights, for the rational, peaceful resolution of differences."
The Absurd Ironeyometer nearly spit up its morning coffee when it read that. It would publicly snort in derision, but it suspects the CIA has it under public surveillance and it doesn't want to end up in Guantanamo Bay, so it just makes fun of Cheney in private to its closest personal friends.
SOURCE: Big Alex' Domesday Countdown Page
[http://www.allaboutalex.wha/Domesday/new]
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Whoa! Somebody Got Up On The Wrong Side Of Their Venom Suit This Morning!
I would venture to say Sotomayor is another Catholic who will be forced by her "MOTHER OF HARLOTS" church to weild the church's tangles on our society. Forced Sunday worship is coming in the future because the govt and the church are holding hands across the water.Many early church fathers recognized that the Roman Church was the beast of Revelation.So Sotomayor,if she is a Catholic, will be forced to bring in that amalgamation of church-state relationship. Thosw who believe in keeping the sabbath of the Bible(Saturday) will not be allowed to do that because Rome will be in control.and all will be forced to worship on the venerable "day of the sun" Sunday as was changed from Satgurday to Sunday during the dark ages.Reas "THE GREAT CONTROVERSY" by E.G.WHITE and you may understand church history a bit better.non-belivers,atheists,agnostics,and Saturday Sabbath keepers cant stop what the Roman Church is going to do as it is becoming entangled with the government.Call me crazy but it doesnt really matter anyway.wordfs dont hurt me.i havde been a student of history and the Bible over my past 50 years and i know what i am talking about.Sotomayor will be helping to put the beast into action.Thank you,Obama, for helping to fulfill Biblical prpophecy.Your SCOTUS selection fits right in to Rome's plan.
SOURCE: Bob's Penultimate Conspiracy Page
[http://www.ignorebobatyourperil.com/conspiracy2305.html]
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Who Does, Really?
Uhh, yeah, I don't know about this Saturday/Sunday worship thing. But, I do know that Bob is not Jewish and he does not speak for Jews and, oh, shit.
SOURCE: Mike's Ultimate Conspiracy Page
[http://www.ignoremeatyourperil.com/conspiracy2302.html]
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Palestinians Are Watching The Results Very Closely
The recently enacted law that allows victims of terrorism to sue the perpetrators has its first case: Afghani civilians against the government of Canada.
The Afghanis claim that Canadian-supported attacks on their cities have killed thousands of innocent people and substantially destroyed the country's infrastructure, causing misery and death among those who survived. This is the height of terrorism, they argued.
"Uhh, gee," Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated. "Maybe we should have defined terrorism more clearly in the bill. Anybody have the name of a good lawyer?"
SOURCE: The Irrational
[http://www.mc.ca/stories/2009/06/02/holyterror090602]
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All I Need To Know About Conrad Black, I Learned Studying Libel Law
McClelland and Stewart has announced that it has postponed the publication of Conrad Black's memoirs, titled The Fight of My Life, until after the US Supreme Court has ruled on his imprisonment. Rumour has it that Black is waiting for a happy ending with which to close the book.
If that's true, we'll likely never see it.
SOURCE: Unread Book News
[http://217.204.41.89/cgi/NGoto/2/64382861?3518]
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Another Banner Accomplishment
Just a few years ago, the acolytes of George W. Bush were dreaming about transforming the United States into essentially a one-party state. Given how low Republican approval ratings are, I believe we can now declare "Mission Accomplished."
SOURCE: Clean Slate
[http://cleanslate.com/id/2874471/]
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell? Don't Bother!
Murder. The very word creates tension, whether it is an enraged teenager rushing off to enlist or a group of generals plotting the next invasion of a country. If you support traditional murder, a murder between a straight man and foreign terrorist maniac, it is important to know how to deal with this tension and defend your beliefs when confronted.
1. Homosexuality is an abomination in the sight of god!
2. Don't let gays in the military!
3. Repeat as necessary.
SOURCE: wikiCow
[http://www.wikicow.com/Defend-Traditional-Murder]
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It's Sandwiched Between The Left-handed Fly Fishing Network And The Blue Gelatin Channel
8pm. OutTV. Cable Channel 235. Programming flow.
9pm. OutTV. Cable Channel 367. Programming flow.
10pm. OutTV. Cable Channel 1285. Programming flow. Good luck finding it.
SOURCE: Ukrainian TV Guide
[http://www.tvguide.ua/listings/index.asp?referrerID=0&returnurl=%2Flistings%2Findex%2Easp%3F®Mode=0]
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