The Daily Me - The Toronto Startle

Al-Jazeera, Al-The Time
And, You Know Which Party Supports Corporal Punishment…
And You Thought It Was Just A Rumour His Opponents Started
Bush League Foreign Relations
Fixed As In Neutered?
Friends Don't Let Friends Abuse Science
The Gomery Pile
HACK! – Uhh, Sorry, I…Got Something Stuck In My Throat…
Haven’t You Heard of the Internet?
Heckuva Job Carrilloie…Uhh, Rodriguezie? Melchorie?
I Don’t Know Art, But I Know What I’d Like To Bring Down A Government
If Canada Wasn't A Terrorist Target Before...
If He Steps In Shit, You Must Acquit
I’ll Vote For Any Politician Who Gives Me Tax Relief Rhetoric Relief
It's My Outrage And I Love It
It's The Same Old Tory
I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again: Comedy Should Be Left To The Professionals
Justice Delayed Is...Uhh...Is...Oh, Look, A Shiny Object!
Justice May Be Blind, But She Can Still Recognize A Newfie Accent
Lesson: Never Leave A Vapour Trail
The Memory Hole/The Rabbit Hole - It's Such a Fine Line
Make Up Your Mind!
Oh, But, They’re Different Because…Because They’re Not The Same!
Oh, The Humanity! – How Much Am I Bid?
On A Roll...With Or Without His Head
One More Positive Outcome Of The President's Visit
Pity The Poor Zloty
Privacy Is Overrated
Remember: Ralph Is Also A Verb...
Revenue...Tears...Some People Just Know How To Open Up New Streams
The Scowl Only Works For The Man In The Cowl
Sealing The Deal
Stop Making Sense
That's What You Get For Buying Cheap Fabric
Trial By Journalism
Unicorns...Left-Wing Think Tanks - The Difference Is Less Than You May Think
Whack A Pol
Who Says Everybody In Government Is Cynical?
Why He's Known As Parizeau Oh
Worth A Shot…You Should Be Shot…It’s Such A Fine Line…
Wrong Is Rights
You Don’t Need An Infinite Number Of Monkeys To Produce This Document – Just One Will Do
You’ll Tap Your Toes While Tossing Your Cookies
You Vote For The Briber Whut Brung Ya