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I...I Don't Even Know What Man Pants Are
Privacy Is Just Another Word For No Rights Left To Lose
Tea (Party) For The Tillerson

Ad Meek

And, Then I Woke Up
And, Then Lambs Lay Down With Lions
And, Then The Sun Exploded
Biting The Hand That Feeds People Who Don't Know Any Better
Customer Indifference Is A Winning Market Strategy
Getting Laid Sounds Like A Lot Less Fun In This Ad
How Do You Get Out Of A Hole?
Furnish It And Call It Home
How's That Rebranding Thing Working Out For Ya?
In Vices, As In International Relations, Priorities Are Everything
Truth (In Advertising) Hurts
Yesterdays Climate Change Deniers Are Tomorrow's Kindergarten Teachers

Airport Porn

You Knew The Government Had To Pay Down The Deficit Somehow...

Arad Post

All The Jews That's Fit To Print
Al The Qeada In The World Won't Help You Now!
And, The Gold For Macho Architectural Posturing Goes To...
And, There I Go, Not Taking Responsibility For My Failings Again
Fight Racism With...More Racism! Yay!
Headline Condemns Biden
Hopes That's Good Enough For The Bnai Brith
Putting The Yahoo Back In Netanyahu
They May Even Be Willing To Share A Drink Over It (On Opposite Sides Of The Wall That Divides The Bar, Of Course)
Under The Well Recognized International Legal Doctrine Of "Finders, Keepers"

Are You On Crack?

Fish Or Cut Race Bait

Art Splorts

It's Art - You Can Banksy On It!

The Baghdad Post

Republicans Can Only Look On And Drool

The Bible - The Continuing Story

And, The Lord Didst Look Upon Digital Communications Networks
And They Were Goodly Confusing
And, The Lord Didst Roll His Eyes, And It Was Ambiguous
Man Planneth, God Dost Laugh

Bigots Without Borders

Doing An ENDA Run Around The Constitution

Bob’s Penultimate Conspiracy Page

Are You SURE You Want ME To Be The Judge?
My Family Doesn't Even Allow Me To Have The Remote!

Canada: Still A Country?

"Gate"...Uhh...Something Not Gate
All That Gleeful Hand Rubbing Could Power A Small City
And, Yet, Somehow I Don't Think Rudyard Griffiths Would Approve
Our Government Still Has The Power To Prorogue Itse - Oh...
Q: If The Deal Is So Great, Why Hide It From Canadians?
A: If Canadians Knew How Great The Deal Was, They Would Die From Orgasms Of Joy, And That Would Put A Dent In The Country's Productivity

Canuckistanian Jewish Weekly

DAMed If You Do And DAMed If You Don't

CBBS News

And, You Think Joe Biden Has To Choose HIS Words More Carefully!
Another Silver Lining: Apparently, It Is Possible To Have All Memory Of George W. Bush Surgically Removed
The Revolution Will Not Be Virtualized
Some Call It Sexting
(Have Your Children Explain It To You)
Tea Party Policy? RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
They Should Have Dubbed It - Nobody Likes Reading Subtitles
You Look Fabulous! Have You Lost Weighted Voting?

C-DIK – Big Dick Radio

C-DIK: Double The Standards, Double The Fun!

Cleveland Wheeler-Dealer

Somebody Clearly Got The Wrong Lessons Out Of Dickens!
Take A Pill! It's Not Like Somebody BPed In Your Corn Flakes!
The Word "Falafel" Awaits American Sensitivity Training

Club Nada

You Don't Get What You Pay For

Computers Byte Magazine

If It Didn't End With A Non-sequitur, It Wouldn't Be Funny!

Disassociated Press

Diaper Change You Can Pee In
First Tragedy, Then Farce, Then Italian Politics
Plans That Keep Republicans Up At Night
Is There Something In The Water In Utah?
Mossad Swears By It

Drew’s Transcript-o-rama

Damned If You Do, President If You Don't
John The Boehnerhead
Nobody's On First
Quick, Get Me Rewrite Before We Invade Another Country!
When Did He Stop Making Soup?

The Dust Devil’s Dictionary

Not The Adjective Most people Would Choose To Describe Tony Hayward

Earth Worst! Journal

And, Predator Drones Are Good For The Environment Because...Umm...Because - Can We Get Our PR People To Get Back To You On That One?
Deflector Shields On Absurd!

Economics for Dummies

"Reading Between The Lines"

eHow Now Brown

I Would Write A "How To Write A Bad Pun" Column, But I Don't Want To Be Lynched

Entertainment for Dummies

Canadian Broadcasters Drooled...In...Wonder...
THE CONCLUSION I DREW: You're Unforgivably Crass For Caring About It At All
How Hard Can It Be?
"His Penis Was Flaccid
When Drenched With Acid"
Andrew, You're Slipping!
Some People Give Themselves Such Aires!
You've Been Schooled, Olde School

Entertainment Right Now, Canada

Defendor Bender
Hard To Know How They'll Fit All Of His Monstrous...Reputation Into It
I'll Believe It When I See Astral In Full Leather Gear And Harness
Meddle With The Primal Forces Of Television And CRTC Where It Gets You
Modern Dance Is A Socialist Conspiracy
The True North, Strong And Friesen

Everyday Zen

Buddha Bloodbath - Weren't They An Eighties Punk Band?

Farcebook

In The 2010s, Some Anonymous Corporation Will Own Your Words
Obviously, Not As Well As I Didn't Think
We Could Tell You Some Of The Other Ways We're Transforming Your Personal Information, But We Do Not Want To Interfere With Your Wonder Of Discovery

Five Second Movie Reviews

Reviews That Imitate Life: Short And Harsh
Short And Sour

Focus Against the Family

All Military History Is Bunks

Gamer Bois Mag

That And: When Is He Going Into Rehab For His Addiction?
Other Countries Will Be Available Via Download In The Near Future
When Computer Gaming Merges With Accounting Spreadsheets
Xe Me, Feel Me
Touch Me, Decapitate Me

Jennifer’s Brain Blorts

All Halle Berry!
What's Up With That?

Late Tonight with David Lenoman

Funny You Shouldn't Say That...
It's Sad Because It's True
Okay, I’ll Admit It: Even I Don’t Want To See These Films
What Is The Sound Of One Hand...Naah, Let's Not Go There!

The Lefty Hipp-Starr Show

Change You Can Deceive In
Well, Humanish...

LotsMusic

Arcades Are So Eighties! They Should Be Called PDA Fire!
The Highlight For Me Was The Olympia Sound Check Where He Jammed With Cream's Roadie!
It's A Fine Line Between Crazy And...And...And Something Else
Oh, So, You Do Know?
Tea Partiers Were Listening To "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"
You Can't Get Blood Out Of Vinyl
That Doesn't Stop Some People From Trying

The Matrixxx

But, Is It Good For The News?
Cutting Programmes Can Be Expensive
It's Not The Bullet That Kills You, It's The Irony
Mayor Claims That Was His Plan All Along
Tell Your Constituents That Gays Like Reading And They'll Support The Cuts You Want
With A Slogan Like That, How Can They Possibly NOT Lose?

National Coalition of Anti-tax Loonies Home Page

On The Bright Side: There Are Probably Americans Willing To Buy The Radiation That Would Be Released...

The Non-existent Pages

"I Suppose You're Winning
Because They're Running Out Of Angels"
But, How Can Anybody Tell The Difference Between Celebratory Obliviousness And Ordinary, Every Day Obliviousness?
The Coal, Oil And Nuclear Industries Thank You
It May Be Sentiment, But It Sure Ain't Cheap
May The Forced Commercial Good Will Be With You
Seizing The Day Is Out Of The Question
Was It Good For You?
Don't Light A Cigarette, Big Boy - Watch More!

The O'Meilly Factor

Bill? The Renaissance Called - They Want Their Perspective Back
Careful, Bill - Your Interrobang Is Showing!
Comedy Is When Your Enemy Has His Identity Stolen
Tragedy Is When You Accidentally Erase An Inconsequential Email
Fear The Question
Gloating Is Such Sweet Sorrow
In Response To Criticism, Colbert Invites Congressional Subcommittee To Appear On His Show< br/> Strengthening The Constitution Of The Body Politic
You Cannot Win An Argument With A Satirist, Round One
You Cannot Win An Argument With A Satirist, Round three
You Cannot Win An Argument With A Satirist, Round Five

Palin Watch: Keepin' An Eye on Sarah So's You Don't Hafta

We Know You Hate Being A Target, But How Can We Miss You If...

Peephole

Fables Go Over Well In American Courts
Hefner Asks, "I Was Engaged? I Can Barely Eat Solid Food Any More!"
In The Interest Of Full Disclosure - YUCK!
It's Enough To Make You Want To Drink Yourself To Death At Home
It's Not Like The Tax Shelter Days, When The Money Flowed And Dentists Dreamed Of Sitting In High Chairs Labelled "Producer"
Spinning And Winning At The Universe's Beginning

Random Thought and Blood Clots

At Least The Planet Would Have Died Of Awesomeness
Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid! [We'll Fill In The Details Later...]
Embarrassing? You Bet Your Blippy It Is!
Now, If You'll Just Get Past Your Need To Blog About It, You'll Be Getting Somewhere
Please Stop Hanging A Rand - It's Starting To Get Creepy
Santa Claus In A Thong?
That Image Is Just Wrong!

Red State Blues

And Mitch McConnell, And Their Little Dog Toto, Too
Everything You Know About Weiner's Wiener Is Wrong!
(And, Aren't You Grateful?)
Halal On Earth
Pride Takes The Strangest Forms...

Religion for Dummies

I'll Be Happy To Get Out The Hockey Sticks If You'll Bring Your Net...
Or, Could This Just Be The Vatican's Latest Recruiting Ploy?

The Rush Limburger Home Page

Birth of a Deather
Do These Politics Make My Ass Look Fat?
Imagine Dick Cheney In A Cheerleader's Outfit Waving Pompoms In The Air And Shouting: "Torture Works! Torture Works! Torture Works! Torture Works! Goooooooooooooooo Torture!"
Or, Better Yet, Don't
One Instance In Which The Withdrawal Method Could Actually Work

Safe Xtreme Vacations

Good: The Play Was Too Long
Now, If Somebody Could Do Something About Richard III

Scientific Canadian

And, We're Not Just Being Polite When We Say That
Canaries Are So 1950s:
Now, We Have Bees, Red Winged Blackbirds And Crabs In The Coalmine!
Earth Will Never Run Out Of Packing Peanuts Again!
Eating Healthy - The British Petroleum Way
Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Fringe
Faun Facts?
Fern Facts?
Flan Facts?
Science Can Be So...Sciencey!
It's The Sort Of Thing That's Obvious When You Say It Out Loud, But Until Somebody Does Nobody Thinks Of It
MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SHAKE HANDS! Stage Six: Taking A Baby To A Bar
You Can't Argue With Illogic Like That

Teen Persons

Sadly, He Still Makes More Sense Than The International Cooperation Minister

Titters Comedy Club

It's Not Funny Because It's True
They Sound Like My Elderly Uncle (The One Everybody Stays Away From At Family Gatherings)

Unicycle

Life Is A Journey, Not A Dedication
Of Course, The Dalai Lama Is Sure That Everybody Is A Very Nice Man
Right Over Anybody Who Doesn't Believe In Your God!
Smiling Buddha Microbus
What's Yours Is Mime And What's Mime Is...Whatever...

Vancouver Stunned

That'll Show The Bas - What?

Wall Street Infernal

Don't Want Me To Make Fun Of The Company In This Headline?
How Much Is It Worth To You...?

The Walrus’ Paw

Some Canadian Comedians Are Easier To Appreciate Than Others
Stephen Freud Was Proud

The Wawaneesa Group Monthly Newsletter

I Would Have Chosen Three Days
No, Really! I Would Have!
Just Ask Silvio
MSNBC No Evil

Wiwipedia

Not That They Share...Anything Worth Having

Women’s Wear Daily Worker

Don't See Them Clamoring For A Bailout To Stop The Bleeding
Maybe Tomorrow We'll See A Better Dey

Womyn’s e-Vents

Don't Fund, You'll Only Encourage Them
Have Abortions (Because We Need More Bortions)!
Your Great-grandmother Suffered For Your Right To Vote
Your Grandmother Suffered For Your Right To Choose
You Must Suffer For Your Daughters' Right To See Bad Movies

The Wryersonian Eyewash

Sure, I'll Do The Same For Left Wing Pundits - As Soon As I Find Any Other Than Rick Salutin
War (Unh!) - What Is It Good For?
Flight Suit Manufacturers!
The Wash Has Never Been So White

Wryerson Journalism Review

It Could Tarnish Their Reputation (The Onion's, I Mean)
Not To Mention His Loqauck - Lowquash - His Way With Words
Oslo News Day
We Resnort, You Desnide
When Do We Get To Total The Costs Of The Free Market?

WWW: World Wrestling International

I Went To A Wrestling Match, And A Parliamentary Debate Broke Out

Yellow Triangle Blues

It Takes The Village People To Raise A Child
Since "Military Cohesion" Became The Favourite Catchphrase Of The Right
What A Drag! (Wait - Are We Still Allowed To Use That Word?)

Your Guide to Getting Jobbed

Has Own Security Forces; Needs To Travel PDQ
Lack Of Self-respect Helpful, But Not Necessary