ALTERNATE INTRODUCTION
SPECIAL REPORT: Society Falls Apart on Schedule
Cash May Be Crass
But What Do You Use When Credit Is Ass?
You Say There’s a Diaper Shortage? Aww, Poop!
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Just Out of Time Production
Nursing: A Grudge
When the Lungs of the Planet Become Enflamed
ALTERNATE TECHNOLOGY
Are You Future Proof?
Ask Amritsar About The All You Can Eat Hate Buffet Giving the Body Politic Indigestion
Science Offers Children a New Way to Gross Out Adults
Space Invaders – The Next Generation
Charlie Nuggets is All Wet!
Johnny Got Burnered
Endless Power at Your Fingertips
ALTERNATE POLITICS
Loyalty is a One Way Dead End Street
Ahead of the Curve and Behind the Mayhem
Former President Takes His Shot
The I Deal Candidate
The Big Lie (Seventh Iteration’s the Charm)
On the Internet, Freedom of Speech is a Musk
The Strange Politics of Rex and Fifi
New Uses For New Technologies
About F.A.C.E.
ALTERNATE ARTS
Is There a Doxxer in the House?
The Pacifist Pokemon
The Profit in the Park
Language E V Loves
If You Go Into the Woods Today, You’re In For a Big Surpr – URK!
AAAAAACTING! For Amateurs
Putting The Fun Back Into Non-Fungible
ALTERNATE SEX
Ask Amritsar About a Devil of a Situation
This Should Be Illegal. Period!
The Ecstasy and the Agony
The Yiddish Sexbots Union
Hacking the Genitals – Is It as Icky As It Sounds?
The Government Has No Place in the Genitals of the Nation
An Itch You Wouldn’t Want Your Fevered Cat To Scratch
ALTERNATE ALTERNATIVES
A Womb With a View
Originalism Sin
Ask a Ventrosian Squiggle About the Human Darkness
Are You Gonna Believe Your Lyin’ PimentoEyes?
Circling the Town Square…And Pouncing!
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Reproach Against Thy Driver
The Ugly Earth Primean
You May Already Be a Loser!
Ask a Ventrosian Squiggle
Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Allay Your (Unfounded) Fears
Special Report on Artificial Intelligence: PART ONE: Would AI Lie to You?
AI Don’t Understand the World Any More: An Alternate Reality News Service Forum
Trouble in a Box, Delivered Right to Your Door
The Ultimate Killer App
CUE the Basketbalypse
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Arriving DOA (Deleted on Arrival)
The Heat of Battle Meets the Cold of Space
Lost Software Finds a Home
Fakes So Deep They’re Shallow Again
AI Helps Your Bottom Line Better Than a Keto Diet
Hardened Schools, Hardened Hearts, Softened Heads
Ask Amritsar For Whom The Bell Labs Toil
Special Report on Artificial Intelligence: PART TWO: AI Dream of Genie
Kids These Days!
Space, The Final Frontier…for Marketing!
Killer App Turns State’s Evidence
Terminator (With Extreme Prejudice)
Just Drive, the AI Said
Ask Eliza If Androids Hallucinate About Electric Sheep
Good Writers Don’t, But Hollywood
If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Put the Fix In For It
>Fakes So Deep, You’ll Buy An Electronic Egg Scrambler From Them
Did You Really Think the Legal Profession Could Not Sink Any Lower?
You Should Have Had More Faith in Lawyers!
Cloudy With a Chance of Slush
Special Report on Artificial Intelligence: PART THREE: AI Just Don’t Care Any More – Do You?
Frequently Unasked Questions About the Right Going for Woke
You Won’t Believe Your Eyes!
Actually, You Will Believe Your Eyes, But You Shouldn’t!
Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Truck Off
Failure to Communicate
App Could Be Profession Killer
AI Writing? Make Book on It!
Think It’s Getting Too Peopley Out There?
AI Have a Cure For That
Great Art for a Song
Ask Eliza About an Unnatural Drive
The Agony and the Irony, They’re Killing Me…Possibly Literally
Sympathy for the Digital: An Interview With YakTNT
ALTERNATE EPILOGUE