CHAPTER ONE: LIMITED TIME OFFER
Headlines Did Not Contribute to the Global Financial Meltdown But They Did Nothing to Stop It, Either
I Can’t Quote Believe It Myself
Puns Are The Lowest Form of Humour, Except on Twitter…
Big DICK Radio Gets Its Licence Renewed, If Not Its Faith
Perry and Thrust
A Headline Here, A Headline There And Pretty Soon You’re Talking About Real Text
Dead to Rites
Quotes are Safe for Work (Much as They Wish They Weren’t)
The Space Adventures of Scarlett Brushfire on Twitter
Stock Market Drops on Headline Trading
Zen and the Art of the Impossible
CHAPTER TWO: OUT TUESDAY
Headlines Listened to Moby When Moby Wasn’t Cool
Lahf is Lahk a Bag o’ Crazy…
Demento Mori
A New Chapters in the History of Literature
Headlines Shoot Dingoes On Sight
What You Miss Because You’re Not Following Me on Twitter
What You Thought I Said Was Not What I Meant
Headlines Would Oppose The XL Pipeline If They Only Knew…
Dittoheads in Denial
You Say You Have Something To Say? Word!
Frequently Unasked Questions About The Mark of Cain
Headlines Are Sorry They Got Drunk at Your Sister’s Wedding
CHAPTER THREE: OR YOUR MONEY BACK
The Interview I Wish Ricky Gervais Had Given Piers Morgan
You Wouldn’t Like Quotes When They’re Angry
Headlines Cannot Believe it is Listening to The Temptations’ Cover of “Hey Jude”
Then, As It Must to All Satirical Web Sites, Death Came to Les Pages aux Folles
Big DICK Radio Flails Around in the Shifting Sands of Patriotism
Headlines Minded the Gap, and Look Where it Got Them!
The Tao of Israeli Politics
You Say You Don’t Like Citations? Can I Quote You?
A Few of My Favourite Things on Twitter
Headlines are Feeling Nostalgic for the Day Before Yesterday
The Digital Curmudgeon Sez: You Damn Kids Get Off My Internet!
CHAPTER FOUR: UP TO 120% OFF
It’s a Wonderful Day in the Crazy Hood
A Wonderful Day for a Crazy, Would
You Be Mine? Could
You Be Mine?
Headlines Are Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired
Quotes Heard The Call of Patriotism And Hid Under Their Bed Until It Went Away
The Week in Corruption
Stop Messing With My Head…line!
The Grateful Dead Can Dance
Quotes Would Get Their Foot Out of Their Mouth, But They Find it Strangely Comforting…
Headlines Plan on Adding to Their Arsenal to Combat Gun Violence
The American Political Response to Gun Violence Algorithm
TSA Or Not TSA – That is the Frequently Unasked Question
Headlines Take the Cake! (Sorry if You Wanted a Piece…)
The Problem of Satire
CHAPTER FIVE: QUANTITIES LIMITED – ACT NOW!
If You Weren’t Specifically Looking for Quotes, You Wouldn’t Even Know That They Were There
More Things You Miss Because You Don’t Follow Me on Twitter
Two Sheets to Inherit the Wind
Headlines Have Never Been to a Sci Fi Convention and Wonder if They’re Fun
Big DICK Radio Goes Boom
The Republican Democratic President Killing Algorithm
Headlines Think It’s Too Soon for That Joke
Quoth the Maven, “Evermore.”
False Facts You Can Only Read On Twitter
Headlines Were Just Wondering…
Akin Breakin’ Heart (Of The GOP)
CHAPTER SIX: IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER PRICE, I’LL LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE!
Frequently Unasked Questions About the Senate Follies
Do as Headlines Say, Not as Headlines Do!
Quotes Ain’t Afraid O’ No Ghost!
Puns We Love to Hate (on Twitter)
Fun With Big DICK Radio and Jane
Headlines Just Wanted You to Know
The Canadian Specialty Channel Content Production Algorithm
A Few More of My Favourite Things on Twitter
And, Just When Quotes Were Getting Used to the War on Terror, Too…
Headlines Don’t Have to Justify Themselves…TO YOU!
Appy Now?
CHAPTER SEVEN: THE QUIZ YOU’VE BEEN STUDYING FOR ALL TERM
What the Heck Do You Know? Did Not Know the Song “Police On My Back” Was Written by the Equals
What the Heck Do You Know? Thinks Satire is Cruel
What the Heck Do You Know? About the Republican Primaries?
What the Heck Do You Know? Wouldn’t Go Down Those Dark Stairs If It Was You
What the Heck do You Know? Is Watching Interstate Trucking Legislation for Escaped Elements Of SOPA
What the Heck Do You Know? Had to Go to the Bathroom – What Did It Miss?
What the Heck Do You Know? Teared Up At the Finale of House and is Man Enough to Admit it!
What the Heck Do You Know? Isn’t a Mind Reader You Know…Or, Do You?
What the Heck Do You Know? Is Crabby About its Diet
What the Heck Do You Know? Knows It Will Never See A Manned Mars Mission in Its Lifetime
What the Heck Do You Know? Is Glad That the World (Except for Parts of Texas) Didn’t End
What the Heck Do You Know? Hates to be the One to Break it to You (But, Not Enough To Stop…)
What the Heck Do You Know? is a Big Fan of Cirque de So What
CHAPTER EIGHT: ABOUT THE AUTHOR
I’ve Made a Lasting Impression on the City
A Science Fiction Convention? What a Con*Cept!
The Little Science Fiction Convention That Could
Who Wouldn’t Love Being Me? You Don’t Need To Ans – No, Really, It – It Was a Rhetorical Question
Naked and Strangely Lopsided: An Arisia Adventure
My Writer’s So-called Life
Your Face and My Polaris
So, That Happened…
The Gathering is Called Can*Con, Not Can’t*Con
Easter is a Con!
My Imaginary London
I’m Not Civilized Yet…
Putting the Ario Back in SFContario
Birth of a Genre…Con
I Should Have Left My Image Well Enough Alone…