0. March is A Few of My Favourite Things Month! WARNING: gratuitous wordplay ahead!
1. My favourite stiff-necked bigot: Starchie Bunker…
2. My favourite toxic President: Chernobyl Clinton…
3. My favourite philosopher/starship captain: John Locke Picard…
4. My favourite actress/Hobbit home: Talia Shire…
5. My favourite superhero alter-ego/action movie stunt: Peter Parkour…
6. My favourite pop group/anti-realistic art movement: the Mamas and the Dadas…
7. My favourite millstream channel/comedian: Sluice Black…
8. My favourite comedian/millstream channel: Jerry Sluice…
9. My favourite comic strip about seaweed extract: Agar the Horrible…
10. My favourite actor/philosophical position: David Tenet…
11. My favourite children’s writer/action figure: Roald Doll…
12. My favourite shy actress: Demure Moore…
13. My favourite movie about a Gladiator fleeing across the Great Lakes: Ben Huron…
14. My favourite actress/breakfast food: Samantha Eggo…
15. My favourite spy/musical group: the Whittaker Chambers Brothers…
16. My favourite rock opera/mat: Tatommy…
17. My favourite actor/house fairy: Humphrey Boggart…
18. My favourite comedian/Law and Order term: Richard Pryors…
19. My favourite Evita song about a two-headed snake: “Don’t Cry for Me, Amphisbaena…”
20. My favourite playwright/prehistoric animal: David Mammoth…
21. My favourite scented candle/jazz singer: Citronella Fitzgerald…
22. My favourite Terry Jacks song about a French painter: “Cezannes in the Sun…”
23. My favourite actor/place to buy wrenches: Johnny Home Deppot…
24. My favourite Asian revolutionary/TV series: Chou En Lai To Me…
25. My favourite country singer/cellphone plan: the Bonnie Rate…
26. My favourite hot sitcom parents: June and Ward Cleavage…
27. My favourite jazz singer/pop life philosophy: oh, baby, I live my life in the fast Cleo Laine…
28. My favourite Stealer’s Wheel song about the TSE: “Stock in the Middle With you”
29. My favourite author/cold weather comfort: Frank Lip Baum…
30. My favourite western song lyric/jazz musician: “I got spurs that jingle Django Reinhart!”
31. My favourite Hall of Fame pitcher/demon: Warren Spahn of Satan…
0. This month, some more of my favourite things.
1. My favourite movie about competition in clearing ice from your roof: All About Eaves…
2. My favourite erotic writer/hard rock band: Anais NIN…
3. My favourite George Harrison song about pocket bread: “Isn’t It a Pita?”
4. My favourite horror movie star/shopping motivator: Vincent Price wars…
5. My favourite sophisticated floozy actress: Tawdry Hepburn…
6. My favourite musician/grade school girlie disease: Fela Cooties…
7. My favourite Republican workout machine: Darryl Issatoner…
8. My favourite art aide/offspring of a famous musician: Easel Zappa…
9. My favourite singer/plush toy: Mariah Care Bear…
10. My favourite Connie Francis song about a shuffling of Ambassadors: “Who’s Emissary Now?”
11. My favourite lesson about a Canadian Metis leader: a Louis tutoRiel…
12. My favourite Greek letter/children’s song: “Rho Rho Rho Your Boat…”
13. My favourite Hitchcock movie/inspirational saying: It Takes a Thief to raise a child…
14. My favourite Indian dish to share with an ex: anyone but her chicken…
15. My favourite hard rock band/country singer: Faith Hill No More…
16. My favourite actress who tends to make things worse: Cathy Exacerbates…
17. My favourite lounge singer to lounge on: the Divan Miss M…
18. My favourite computer tycoon/shooting marbles: Bill Agates…
19. My favourite impossible missions actor/Charles Adams cartoon setting: Peter Gravesight…
20. My favourite snake/publishing organization: Anna Conde-Nast…
21. My favourite song about the owner who destroyed the Maple Leafs? A Harold Ballad…
22. My favourite Kid in the Hall/film worker: Dave Foley artist…
23. My favourite actor/source of small change: Lori Petty cash…
24. My favourite pre-industrial Japanese warrior/American humourist: Samurai Levenson…
25. My favourite country singer/computer storage area: Jimmy Buffer…
26. My favourite actor/dangerous drug: Sherilynn Fenn Fenn…
27. My favourite Muslim holiday/newscaster: Ramadan Rather…
28. My favourite science fiction writer/office tool: Olaf Stapler…
29. My favourite British media mogul/temperature measurement: Lew Centigrade…
30. My favourite actor/garment: Teri Polo shirt.
0. This month, even more of my favourite things.
1. My favourite old-time hockey player/next addiction binge: Syl relAppse…
2. My favourite poet/Shakespearean punishment: Ezra Pound of flesh…
3. My favourite French film director/pastry: Rene Éclair…
4. My favourite letter accent/British actress: Tilde Swinton…
5. My favourite adaptations of the works of a science fiction novelist: Isaac Asimovies…
6. My favourite Echo and the Bunnymen song about punctuation: “Ellipse Like Sugar…”
7. My favourite mythical winged creature/comedian: Harpy Marx…
8. My favourite TV show about a man who can tell when babies lie: Talc To Me…
9. My favourite actor/children’s game: Sterling Hayden go seek…
10. My favourite film/pizza delivery slogan: Around the World in 80 Days or it’s free…
11. My favourite religious garment/song parodist: Weird Alb Yankovic…
12. My favourite social media networking tool/pop band: Hootsuite and the Blowfish…
13. My favourite way of staying warm in winter/Shirley MacLaine film: Earmuff la Douce…
14. My favourite fairy tale about a photographer, his sister and a baby eating witch: “Ansel and Gretel…”
15. My favourite jazz pianist/muse of dance: Chick Terpsichorea…
16. My favourite Asian soybean snack/actress’ biography: Edamame Dearest…
17. My favourite AC/DC song about a traditional Arab market: “You Souk Me All Night Long…”
18. My favourite actor/spiritual state: Paul Numinous…
19. My favourite open star cluster/legal tactic: a Pleiades bargain…
20. My favourite Actress/Singer/deli meat: Salami Bey…
21. My favourite movie about sugar for the people: Citizen Cane…
22. My favourite writer/least favourite place to live: Vaclav Hovel…
23. My favourite Australian songstress/political tract: Christina Pamphlet…
24. My favourite unique dish of Chinese food: Chop Suey generis…
25. My favourite documentary filmmaker/clothing: Peter Raiment…
26. My favourite composite particle made of quarks held together by the strong force/porn star: Hadron Jeremy…
27. My favourite cinematic special effect/spy: Matte Helm…
28. My favourite position of respect/urban fantasy writer: Kneel Gaiman…
29. My favourite Hindu holiday festival/early television actor: Diwali Cox…
30. My favourite creepy killer/place to give lectures: Hannibal Lectern…
31. My favourite form of Semitic self-defense: Jew Jitsu…