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27 Beheadings, 12 Disembowelments And At Least Three Hearts Pulled Out Of Chests While Still Beating – Mel Has Very Specific Esthetic Requirements
And, If You Are, You Probably Won’t Be In Any Condition To Celebrate
At Last, Some Recognition Of The Horror Of New Age Films!
Can A Movie Implode From Excessive Whininess? Stay Tuned…
A Comedic Bomb Of Biblical Proportions
The Crocodiles Aren’t Shedding Any Tears
But, Then You Just Feel Like Destroying The Monuments An Hour Later
Don’t Take Small Children – It Will Traumatize Them For Life
Fear and Lohan
Friends Don’t Let Friends Conduct Satanic Rituals In Their Parents’ Basement
Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Anti-Semitically
If Only It Could Cause The Cancellation Of Back To You…
If Only Paramount Had Known This Would Happen…!
It Can’t Be Both?
It’s Gerry Falwell’s World, We’re Just Going To Hell In It
The Line Forms On The Left – A Wrist Band Policy Is In Effect
Me And Pia Zadora – Ipi – It’s Got A Ring To It…
My Spine Tingles Just Thinking About It
Okay, I Loved You When You Were 64, Now Bugger Off
So Close To Typecasting, And Yet…
SPOILER ALERT!: You’re Spoiled
There Are Only So Many Violent Atrocities You Can Do To A Human Body – After That, You Have To Get Creative