The Daily Me - Billy-Bob's International House O' Headlines

The Army’s Rapid Response Team Springs Into Action
Bad Puns Are The Sincerest Form Of Headline
Compassion Play
Going Headline To Headline
Headline Writing Goes To Hell
Ho Hum
Hurricane Fred Comes To His Senses
I’m Ready To Jump Out Of My 40th Floor Window Out Of Sheer Giddy Happiness
I Prefer To Think Of Myself As Disarming
Nobody Ever Complains About Gratuitous Cleverness
No Wonder Their Circulation Is Declining: Even They Don’t Read The Words They Just Wrote!
On Message, Off Their Heads
Too...Many...Potential...Puns - Can't...Concentrate - Going...To...Pass...Out...
Truth In Headlinizing
Who Do You Love?
You Heard It Here First...And Second...
You Supply The Mexican, I’ll Supply The War