The Daily Me – More No Comment Quotes

...And, When He Tries To Talk To Regular People, He Alienates Economists
'Cause, See, That's The Job Of Republican Politicians, You Betcha!
Actually, He Fled The US Before He Could Serve His Time, But Hollywood Never Did Allow The Facts To Get In The Way Of A Good Story
Actually, The Swedes HAVE Waited A Long Time - Nobel Prizes Are Awarded In Norway
And, Yet, Gas Prices In Mirror May Look Exactly As Big As They Actually Are
As Opposed To The Real Thing, Which Gives Off Impure Poison
Assuming The Audience Is Less Intelligent Than They Are
At Times Like These, You Have To Ask Yourself: What Would Jesus Do...To Taunt His Enemies?
Be My Bybee
The Bully Isn't The Best Judge Of Relations In The Playground
Fear Isn't A Card To Be Played – It's Their Whole Deck!
Funny, Coming From The Chairman Of The Waterboard
Governor Refuses Federal Funding With Bizarre Metaphor
How's The Air In That Bubble? Any Chance You'll Be Bottling And Marketing It Soon?
Hype Springs Eternal
I Am Victim, Hear Me Roar
I'm Sure The Transvestites' Image Inflamed A Lot Of People, Some In A Good Way, Others Not So Much
In Journalism School, Counting Is Not A Required Course
In Uncontrollable Laughter And Disdain, Maybe
Isn't Your Country Fighting A War Against That Noun?
It Isn't As Effective As A Direct Economic Stimulus, But We Just Can't Help Ourselves...Really...We Need An Intervention - Just Not In The Form Of An Election
It Must Be Nice, The Alternate Universe That Modern Conservatives Live In
It's Just That Kind Of Astute Political Analysis That Ensures That My Potholes Will Never Get Fixed
Just The Practice
Kyl The Messenger
A Musical By An Englishman Set In Switzerland? It's Not Exactly The War of 1812...Or, Passchendaele...Or, Even 1960s Style Peacekeeping - When Did Canadian Expectations Become So...Diminished?
My God's Bigger Than Your God, My God's Bigger Than Yours...
Not You
Obviously, Somebody Didn't Get The Memo From Dana Perino
Palin's Not Ignorant! She's A Surrealist!
Photography Would Prefer To Remain Friends
Remember: There Are Two "Yous" In Usurp
So, We Should Vote For Somebody We KNOW Will Take The Country In The Wrong Direction? Nice Diagnosis, There, Doctor Harper
There Goes Chuck, Making A Grassley Of Himself Again
There's Funny Ha Ha, And Then There's Funny Oh My God You Just Threatened To Applaud The Assassination Of A Presidential Contender!
They'll Find Slim Pickings - Lobbyists Beat Them To It
Think The Conservatives Will Ever Win A Seat In Quebec Again? Ever?
Times Change, Economic Motivations...Not So Much
To Be Fair, He Probably Believes It When He Says It
Try To Tell That To A Modern Republican
Unfortunately, The Absurd Ironyometer Is Out Of The Country On Vacation
What A Difference A President Makes!
When He Tries To Talk Like An Economist, He Alienates Regular People...
When The World Has Become The Twilight Zone, It Pays To Listen To The Man Who Lives There
A Written Agreement Is Not Worth The Air It's Spoken With
You Have To Learn How To Interpret Other People's Inarticulate Screaming And Clean Up Their Shit - The Similarities Are Striking
You Know, One Sign Of Maturity Is Not Blaming Your Father For Your Own Inadequacies
You're Not A Moron – You're Just An Idiot