The Daily Me - Dissassociated Press

Apparently Not A Fungi
Ask Yourself "What Would Jesus Do?" - Then Do The Opposite
Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid (We'll Let You Know Of What Later...)
But, Which One Is The Dummy - Or Is That a Trick Question?
But, Why Would You Want To Be?
Canadians Often Ask Themselves That Very Question
Corporal Punishment Outside of Abu Ghraib
Garth Drabinsky's Next Project: The Gospel of Saint Sid
Ho Lee Settlement, Batman!
If I Had Had Any Faith In Business To Begin With…
The Last Thing To Get Through Was My Pet Goat
The Other Other Film Awards
Plus Or Minus Four Percentage Points Nineteen Times Out Of - OWWWW!
Resigned To Stupidity
Self-rule for Dummies
You Dance the Dance of Death With The Person Whut Brung Ya
You Say Potato, I Say Sad Waste of Human Potential