Luna for the Lunies!

ALTERNATE TECHNOLOGY

Split Infinities
We Can Forget It For You Wholesale
Aural Persona Non-Gratification
Let The Games Benign!
This Turkey Won't Fly
Bossy Parents - There's an App for That
Your Call Centre Is Important To Us
Crimes Against Memory
Unusual House Warming Lands Local Woman In Jail
Clutter Buster Cluster Ferk
Slap Me! Happy?

The Reality Threshold: Part One: And The Award For Nosiest Relative Goes To...Mom! *

ALTERNATE MONSTERS

Butterflies are Free...To Cause International Havoc
Fin du Siecle Culture
The Shambling, Mumbling Apocalypse of Bellwood
Rash Decision May Take Months
Mother Earth Puts Her Stomping Boots On
An Army Marches On...Whoever's Stomach Is Available
Fangs for the Memories
When Humanity Is Fin-ished
Fred Streave-Griebling, Earth's Saviour!

The Reality Threshold: Part Two: The Chase is On *

ALTERNATE ADVICE

Ask Amritsar: Homo Sapiens Improvements
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Framistat
Ask Amritsar: Happiness Throws Us For a Curve
Ask Amritsar: The Eternal Question
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About The Wisdom of the Crowd
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Odds
Ask Amritsar: What Did People Do Before IMing?
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: User Unfriendly at 12 O'Clock!

The Reality Threshold: Part Three: The Chase is Off *

ALTERNATE POLITICS

Telethon...And On, And On...
Tar Sands Babies Out of Luck
Everybody Talks About the Weather, But...
FIER Itself
Stupaked Into a Corner
Rhymes With "Bitch Fax"
Satire Wars: The Empire Strikes a Pose
Their Monster's Voice
The United States of Things To Come
Luna for the Lunies!

The Reality Threshold: Part Four: The Paper Chase is On *

ALTERNATE ARTS AND CULTURE

Nothing Newspeak Under the Sun
Lucy Law Losing Legislator Legitimacy
Made in the Schadenfreude
Weasel Words of Antiquity
All the World's a Stage - Finally!
This Joke's On Me
Strange Dis'eas'es' of the Literary Mind
The Piques and Valleys of Immortality
If Life Gives You Fat, Make Fatuousness
Down The Memory Hole And Up Yours

The Reality Threshold: Part Five: Worst...First...Date...EVER! *

ALTERNATE LIVES

Lives Unlived: Stefania Stehaufmannchen
Lives Unlived: Cedrina Chante
Lives Unlived: Everyman
Lives Unlived: Diana, Princess of Wales
Lives Unlived: Blini McTurbian
Lives Unlived: The Hunger Artist
Lives Unlived: Implausible Feisengrad
Lives Unlived: Reince Priebus

The Reality Threshold: Part Six: It's Been a McSlice *

ALTERNATE ALTERNATES

Just Picture It!
The 10 Thousand Names of Dog
I Got You In My Sights
Fast Food Innovation Left Up In The Air
Warm and Fuzzy (But, Mostly Fuzzy) Science
The Soul of the Man Who Takes Toll
Bye Bye Birdie!
Humans Next?

What Is One Life Worth? Apparently, $12.43
Sexy Science: Daring Development or Ill-considered Idea?
Louton Or Bust!
Intelligent Beauty for the Masses!
It's the End of the Squirrel As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Souls On Ice Are Twice As Nice
Putting the Con Back in Consciousness
What We Didn't Know and When We Didn't Know It
What's So Scary 'Bout Peace, Love and Understanding?

Defining Moments

* Part of an interstitial narrative.