The Daily Me – More Poetry, Cornered articles

Ack! To The Future
Of Course You Should Employ Me - I Have A Perfect Ack! Record
I'm Ready For My Midnight Ack!
I Gotta Get The Word Out Of My System Because She Ain't Coming Ack!
An Open And Shut (Your Mouth) Case
Best Not To Leave Any Paper Trail
Lest You Wind Up In A Jail
Democracy Ain't Nothin' But A Word On Fancy Paper Now
Do You...Uhh...Shave With A Schick?
Write With A Bic?
Eat At Movenpick?
For No Particular Reason
Greene Behind The Ears, Green Around The Gills
The Hair! It Burns - IT BURNS!
It Rhymes, It Scores!
It's A Nice Place To Visit, But...
It's Not The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Don't Know How To Feel)
Judge Not Lest Ye Be...Umm...Lest...Lest Ye...Oh, What The Hell, Judge Away!
Naah! Naah! My God's Dad Could Beat Up Your God's Dad!
Next Up: "Auld Lang Syne" Is Rewritten As A Defense Of Climate Change Denial
Oh! Oh! I Know The Answer To This One! Is It...Justin Bieber?
Okay, This Poem Is Kind Of Cheesy
The Poor Quality Of This Poem Got You Stunned? It
Depends: How Many Rhymes Can YOU Find For The Word "Pundit?"
Rands Across America
Stop Me Before I Budget Again!
The Write Stuff