The Daily Me – More Alternate Reality News Service

...Or, Is That A Laxative?
America: Where Any Child Can Grow Up Not Wanting To Be President
And, The Birds Have Abandoned The Water Fountain To Play Ice Hockey In Hell
The Best Disinfectant Is A Truth Enema
The First Political Memoirs To Be A Colouring Book
Georgia Shot First! Who Has Been Editing The News - George Lucas?
I Feel Safer...
It's Not What You Know, It's Who You've Friended
Juan Valdez Is Grateful
Not Bad For Four Lads Who Couldn't Even Spel
Of Course, If He Had Been Wearing A Pro Kerry T-shirt, Kennedy Wouldn't Even Have Gotten In In The First Place
Team UBoat’s Squid Goulash Just Gave People Indigestion
The Vatican Street Has Its Own Uses For Technology, My Child
What Planet Are They From? And, How Can We Get Them To Go Back There?
Won't Get Fueled Again
You'd Think That Policy Would Be A Hard Cell