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Band Apartheid
Elect Me Before I Experiment Again
The Fat Lady Has Sung...About The Fat Lady Singing Being A Cliche Heavy Is The Head That Gets Hit By The Gavel
He Is A Public Servant Who Truly Knows Which Side Of The Aisle His Bread Is Buttered On
His Math May Have Been Off, But His Heart Was In The Right Place
House Speaker Learned All He Needed To Know About Leadership From Bonnie And Clyde
If It Doesn't Come Naturally, He Could Always Fake It...
Or, We Could Put Something In His Water To...You Know...Help It Along...
In The Name Of protecting Children, Florida Legislature Flips Rights The Bird
Jonesin' For Justice
McConnell Burped At The Seven Minute Mark, But It Was Just For Punctuation
Music Lovers Greene To The Gills At The Very Thought
The Name Of The Bill Sounds Better In The Original Klingon
Questions Are A Burden To Others; Answers Are A One-way Ticket To Prison For Oneself.
You Have Just Entered...The Twilight Arizona