The Daily Me – More No Comment Quotes

…Several Times – Good Thing Nobody Checks
About Their Masculinity, They Doth Protest Too Much
Absinth Of Malice
And, I Did Not Have Relations With Any Of Them
And It Will Be…When The Drunk Drivers Are On Official Police Business
Apparently, Selling Out IS One Of Our Important Values When There Are Votes To Be Had
Because Everybody Knows That The Republicans Love Queers
Because His Administration Has The Grace Of A Wingless Swan?
Bush Administration Lies, The Second Generation
Canada Has An Enduring Relationship With America, And Your Troops Aren’t Occupying Our Coun – Oh, Shit!
The Circle Closes…Around Our Soldiers’ Necks
Compliant?
The Day Rocket Science Stopped Being The Measure Of Intellectual Rigour
Democracy Is Too Important To Be Left To Citizens
Doesn’t Everybody Deserve Validation, Or Am I Reading The Wrong Pop Psych Texts?
For Los Angeles? Yes. It’s Really Easy. Now, If It Had Been Some Place Important, Like Dallas…
Globe And Mail Headlines Are Bad For Your Health
Go Figure
He Uttered The Term Nazis With The Utmost Respect
Hey, Right Hand! Do You Know Who The Left Hand Is Slapping?
Hey! The Man Baird His Soul – The Least You Can Do Is Try Not To Laugh
History Repeats – Like Bad Pizza (Or Good Headlines)
Hmmm…Where Have I Heard THAT Before?
How About Going To The Place Known As “Acting?”
Howard Roark Is Dead Again!
Howard Roark Lives!
How About This? The Side That First Uses A Nazi Comparison Los – Oops, Too Late…
How Far We’ve Come In Just Three Short Years!
I Know He Wants To Wear The Mantle Of Kennedy, But Is This The Best Way To Do It?
I’m Not A Lawyer, But Could You Please Explain Why That’s Anybody’s Job?
In A Political World, We Sometimes Have To Spout Nonsense To Appear Rational
Ingratitude Is Part Of The Dark Side – Who Knew?
Irony So Thick, You Could Cut It With A Cluster Bomb
Is “They Believed He Is A Great Writer” An Option?
It All Works Out, Then: You Cooperate And They Have Contempt
It’s Easier To Bury The Pitchforks Between Your Shoulder Blades That Way
It’s Fifteenth Down And 87 Yards To Go, And Still They Won’t Punt!
Jesus Managed With Just A Mountain, But I Will Allow That Those Were Simpler Times
Just Not For Anybody Who Criticizes The State Of Israel, Who, By Definition, Is An Anti-semitic Bastard Who Doesn’t Deserve Any Rights
The Loathing Is Mutual
Never Accept A Pat Answer
No, Apparently Every Problem Demands An Immediate, Long-term, High Cost Tax Cut
The Non-withdrawal Method
Now They Tell Us!
Of Course, Keeping Them On The Streets Will Make The Neighbourhood Safer
Okay, I Know I’m Easily Confused, But This Goes Well Beyond That
One More Reason Not To Pay Attention To What You Write, Then
Osama, You See/By The Dawn’s Early Light…
Our Troops Are Doing A Terrible Job…Unless They’re Doing A Great Job
Pummelling…Ego Stroking…It Can Be Such A Fine Line…For Some…
Probably Just Slipped His Mind…
Remember When We Thought Stephen Harper Keeping His Ministers On A Short Leash Was A Bad Thing?
Root Cause…Root Canal – It’s Such A Fine Line For The American Government
Sad, Really, When A Foreign Terrorist Is More Politically Astute Than Most American Journalists
So Are Hemorrhoids, But How Often Does CNN Devote A Day To Coverage Of THEM?
Some Evolutions Are Faster Than Others
So, Send Him A Condolence Card When His Loving People Lynch Him
So…We’re Fighting In Afghanistan To….Keep Milk And Honey Out Of The Islamic World?
The Story In Their Ayes
Talks Good Like A Presidential Candidate Should
Texas Hang ‘Em
That’s Not A Real Quote!
They Did Have A System. It’s Called Going Bankrupt And Letting The Federal Government Deal With It
They’re Probably Still Laughing Hysterically, Although Their Physicians Are Likely Already Preparing A Drug Cocktail For That
Thinking With Our Stomachs Is What Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place, Jack – You Might Want To Aim A Little Higher
This Is Your Brain On Power
Trekkers: Take A Valium And Count To About A Billion Before Writing To The Editor
The Trick Is To Set Your Expectations Low…Really Low
Uhh, Isn’t Satire Supposed To Be, You Know, Funny? At Some Point? Anne? Anne?
Where Could We Possibly Have Gotten That Idea, I Wonder?
Where Have I Heard That Befo – Oh, Yeah…
The White Man’s Burden v 2.0
Why Do Conservatives Always Seem To Put The Doggle Before The Boon?
The Will (And Testament) Of The People
Would A Flashlight And A Map Help Your Search?
You Are Not A Moron – You Are Simply Incrementally Intelligence Averse
You’ve Obviously Never Been To An Evening Of Student Film Screenings