A Headline By Any Other Name…Would Be A Different Headline, I Guess
Go Back In Time And Kill Yourself Before You Create It "How to overcome Toronto's doom loop" - Toronto Star Crazy, I Know, But I Thought Homes Might Help Solve…
Headlines Remembered To Turn the Stove Off Before They Left the House…Didn’t They?
You Bet! "Driving Citizens Into Bankruptcy To Keep The City Solvent" Doesn't Make For A Good Campaign Poster "Should Toronto gamble on a lottery?" - Toronto Star We Could Buy…
Headlines Flopped at the Box Office, But Were Given New Life on Cable
*GROAN* You Mean I Have To Wait Another 14 Years‽ "How a writer became a bestseller at 77" - Toronto Star Are You Sure? Because It Looks Like Toddlers Are…
Headlines’ Head Exploded From All of the Holiday Cheer
Is It Okay If I Use It To Deflect And Make Strangeness? "New year offers chance to reflect and make changes" - Toronto Star They're For The Strong Of Heart...And…
Headlines Weren’t So Much Fortunate As Blissfully Unaware of the Danger
NOT USING THE N-WORD IN A HEADLINE; IS IT DEMEANING READERS OR RESPECTING THEM? "BANNING CLASSIC BOOKS OVER THE N-WORD: IS IT PROTECTING STUDENTS OR DEMEANING THEM?" - National Post…
Headlines Are Not Part of Dr. Who Canon
Individually, Newspapers Can Be Parochial Combined, They're Just Confusing "A gift for the Grits Having Trump in the White House is good for Trudeau" - Toronto Sun "Comparing Poilievre to…
Headlines Would Be Pissed If They Were Shut Out Of The Oscars, Too
Because The Spleen Has Never Had A Romantic Inclination, And The Lower Intestine Is A Real Grouch "Make this Valentine's Day come from the heart" - Toronto Star Who Would…
Headlines Don’t Want To Question Your Judgment
They Get Too Much Pleasure Out Of Laughing At it To Want it To Improve
Building Homes By Nose Is Difficult...And Messy "Why Are Homes Still Built by Hand?" - New York Times Large Corporations, But They Do It Behind Closed Doors And Write It…
Headlines Had the Last Laugh
Then Spoiled the Effect By Laughing Again
Wouldn't That Be Like Closing The Barn Door After You've Slaughtered All the Horses For Food? "UK to consider suspending arms exports to Israel if Rafah offensive goes ahead" -…
Headlines Were NOT Stoked About the Release of the Dune Sequel,
But Didn’t Want Their Friends To Know It
And Yet The Idea Gives So Many Of Us So Much Pleasure "BRIAN MULRONEY 1939-2024 It's hard to imagine Canada without former prime minister" - Toronto Star No, We're Not!…
Headlines Were Not Impressed By Your New Beau
And They're Worse Than Anti-Green's Totally Intended Consequences? "'Green' policies have unintended consequences" - Toronto Star Parents With An Iron Lung Fetish Might Also Be To Blame "MEASLES Vaccine rates…
Who Are Headlines to Question Your Love of Fire Hydrants?
Not If The Result Is That They Fall Over During A Session "Should you be expected to tip your massage therapist?" - Toronto Star It Seems More Realistic Than The…