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Headlines Weren’t So Much Fortunate As Blissfully Unaware of the Danger

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NOT USING THE N-WORD IN A HEADLINE; IS IT DEMEANING READERS OR RESPECTING THEM?


“BANNING CLASSIC BOOKS OVER THE N-WORD: IS IT PROTECTING STUDENTS OR DEMEANING THEM?”

– National Post


Of Course They Did! That Was The Winter Benjamin, The School Bully, Put Slush Down Their Underpants – Once Your Privates Have Thawed Out, That’s The Sort Of Thing You Can’t Forget!


“Did our city councillors never go tobogganing?”

– Toronto Star


If It Is, It Can Calculate The Centrifugal Force Needed To Batter Its Critics


“Is case for Science Centre just spin?”

– Toronto Star


If He Stays, There Will Be Trouble.
If He Goes, It Will Be Double.
Should He…Wait, That Sounds Awfully Familiar…


“Will Trudeau stay or call it quits?”

– Toronto Star


It Depends Upon Whether You Listen To Richard III Or Gumby


“Is season of giving a prelude to winter of discontent?”

– Toronto Star


Winnie The Dear Leader Pooh


“Who is the true authoritarian?”

– Toronto Star


A City Can Do A Lot Of Things When Nobody Is Watching…


“Toronto after dark:
Can it bounce back?”

– Toronto Star


How Would That Be Right?
He Paid For It With Campaign Contributions Fair And Square!


“Will Trump lose his Walk of Fame star?”

– Toronto Star


If It Doesn’t, Landlords Will Get Cops To Finish The Job


“Will tax hike drive people out?”

– Toronto Star


The Janitor


“Who should be held accountable?”

– Toronto Star


We Would Rather Live Our Second Half-life
People Can Be Selfish Bastards That Way


“Why aren’t we using nuclear fuel waste as energy?”

– Toronto Star


Why Would We? What Has The Climate Ever Done For Us?


“Are we willing to do our part for climate?”

– Toronto Star


Cash It In For Twenty Sean Hannitys, A Thousand Joseph Ladapos Or A Million Donald Trumps


“What Can You Do With an Einstein?”

– New York Times


With Kid Boxing Gloves


“How do I handle combative friend?”

– Toronto Star


It Worked For Shane McGowan


“A yuletide cynic seeks a festive fairy tale in NEW YORK CITY
Can the most Christmasy place on Earth banish his bah humbug?”

– Toronto Star


Naah
I’m Sure They Will Never Get Tired Of Telling Your Children How Much Better They Were At Parenting Than You Are


“Am I tiring my parents out with child care asks?”

– Toronto Star


How Much Arsenic Can We Expect In THAT Mouthful?


“Weighing the options for a foreign grocery competitor
Ottawa is looking for a new company to take on Canada’s Big Five chains, but will anyone bite?”

– Toronto Star


A Sylvester Stallone Character?


“Who is Kenneth Law?”

– Toronto Star


Give Him A Little Space
He Just Allowed For The Possibility That Once, A Long Time Ago, He Could Have Made A Mistake – Something Inconsequential, But Definitely In Error
Repentance Is A Process
It Just Takes Longer For Some Than Others


“Can we expect an apology from Poilievre next?”

– Toronto Star


Keep The Money For Your Retirement Or Give It To Your Children
…I’m Missing Something, Aren’t I?


“DOWN PAYMENT DILEMMA
You’d like to help your children buy a home but are worried about your own retirement. What are your options?”

– Toronto Star


Take A Second Job As A Mob Hitman


“How can Louis save for retirement?”

– Toronto Star


We Would Rather Live Our Other Half-life
People Can Be Selfish Bastards That Way


“Why aren’t we using nuclear fuel waste as energy?”

– Toronto Star


Not Your New Pet, But They May See It As A Blessing…


“If taxes go up, will things get fixed?”

– Toronto Star


That’s The Life Of Indie Producers, Isn’t It? They Don’t Have The Budgets Of The Major Celestial Body Production Companies!


“Black Holes, Without A Star?”

– New York Times


I’m Genetically Programmed To Say Yes, Aren’t I?


“Is free will just an illusion?”

– Toronto Star


Fall Guys?


“New-car prices are expected to fall, but who will be buying?”

– Toronto Star


No, Who’s On First


“Who’s responsible when pre-construction buyers lose deposits?”

– Toronto Star


First Base!


“Who will rescue our military?”

– Toronto Star


Are You Even Trying To Work With Me, Here?


“Who is advocating for seniors and others who require home care?”

– Toronto Star