Not If The Result Is That They Fall Over During A Session
“Should you be expected to tip your massage therapist?”
– Toronto Star
It Seems More Realistic Than The Story About The Cabbage Patch
Especially When The Child Is Thirty-Seven
“Should parents tell child about adoption?”
– Toronto Star
The Perfect Time To Have Kids Is In Your Next Life
“Is there really ‘never a perfect time’ to have kids?”
– Toronto Star
When They Get Self-destructive, Not Even An Industrial-strength Crane Can Lift Democrats!
“Can win in New York help lift Democrats?”
– Toronto Star
Probably More Than Boomers, And They’ve Had Sixty Years To Get It Right!
“Are millennials ready to rule Canada?”
– Toronto Star
No – He Goes Great On Wry Bread
“Does case against Kimmel make sense?”
– Toronto Star
No – It’s Being Actively Torn To Shreds
“Is consensus on immigration fraying?”
– Toronto Star
An Unfurnished IKEA Box By The Side Of The Road
“What qualifies as affordable housing?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Sure The Cockroaches Aren’t Paying Any Attention To It
“Is Doomsday Clock Ticking Just For Us?”
– New York Times
He’s A Tiny, Perfect Target
“Why are Ford’s Tories obsessed with Crombie?”
– Toronto Star
Because If We Aren’t Biased Against Liberals, We’ll Be Accused Of Being Biased Against Conservatives, And They’re Mean!
“Why don’t you folks hold Poilievre to account?”
– Toronto Star
He Started His Mid-life Crisis Early To Avoid The Rush
“Why is this man so obsessed with his Mazdas?”
– Toronto Star
Update Your Resume
“I supervise a bad employee who’s romancing my boss. What can I do?”
– Toronto Star
The Tragedy Of The Common Sense
“Should this thing be called the Honda Common Sense?”
– Toronto Star
You Really Think Metro Is Going To Fink On Loblaws?
You Know What They Say: Snitches Find Their Bottom Line Going Into Ditches
“Why the steep rise in the price of milk at Loblaws, Metro?”
– Toronto Star
Maybe, If It Turns Into A Giant Sea Slug…
“Will Bank of Canada surprise markets?”
– Toronto Star
Why? What Has My Boss Told You?
“Where are you most productive: office or remote?”
– Toronto Star
Did All The Whispering You Overheard In The Dark Room That You Thought Was Empty Give It Away?
“Is Kim Jong-un Planning Attack?”
– New York Times
No
But If He Digs Deep Enough, He Could Always Enjoy A New Life In China
“Can this teacher dig his way out of debt?”
– Toronto Star
I Blame The Flintstones
“Why has Canadian politics become so stupid?”
– Toronto Star
Can You? Canoe?
“Can Kinew get pharmacare done?”
– Toronto Star
If She’s Being Home Schooled Anyway…
“Thinking outside the break
Is it OK to skip traditional travel times and take your kid out of school for trips?”
– Toronto Star
It Was A Merciless Killing
“Is immigrant dream dying in Canada?”
– Toronto Star
I Have Fits (I Have Very Sensitive Conniptions) – Does That Count?
“As deadline looms, who fits – and at what cost?”
– Toronto Star
People Will Have To Get Wheels Installed In Their Feet So They Will Be Able To Get Around?
“‘What will happen when all the taxis are gone?'”
– Toronto Star
When Conservative Politicians Realized There Were Votes In It
“When did public safety measures become a choice?”
– Toronto Star
If Nominated, I Will Not Run
If Elected, I Will Not Serve
Now, More Than Ever!
“A lottery for art school? How about for mayor?”
– Toronto Star
We Certainly Could Use A Few More Calendars…
“As weather becomes more extreme, does Canada have all the firefighters it needs?”
– Toronto Star
Have You Been Near A Face Hugger Recently?
“Can we discuss threats from within?”
– Toronto Star
Everybody Seems Lost Since Joe Strummer Died
“Should I stay or should I go?”
– Toronto Star
Tell Him He Will Go To Hell If He Doesn’t
Sometimes, A Lot Of Little Lies Can Be Countered With A Really Big One
“My six-year-old son has started lying. A lot. How do I get it to stop?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely! I Need A Personal Jet
Does Ford Make Jets?
“Think an electric truck is not really enough for your needs?”
– Toronto Star
Since When Do Israeli Soldiers?
“Since when do terrorists respect the law?”
– Toronto Star