Personal Crossword Puzzle – Donald Trump
ACROSS 2. No, I don't use spray-on tan - bright and...orange is my natural colour. But, uhh, either way, I don't want my skin to be this - the last…
Don’t Worry! Non-sequiturs Got You Covered
The guy who was fired from the deli went from hero to zero... The toddlers who were fighting over a toy were having a Meeting of the "Mine!"s... If you…
Dictator for a Day
INT. OVAL OFFICE - DAY STEVE BANNON sits behind the President's desk as STEPHEN MILLER pours a drink from a bottle of whisky he pulled out of the bottom drawer.…
Oh, What a Lovely Ethnic Cleansing!
Think Of It Is A Reverse Aliyah Ethnic cleansing is not a cycle of your washing machine. Ethnic cleansing is not a method of housekeeping of which Mr. Clean would…
To Quote Or Not To Quote – That Certainly is a Question
Thank You For The Confession - This Will Make Your War Crimes Trial Go Much Smoother "I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no…
Quotes Wonder What Bruce Cockburn Did To Deserve a Barenaked Ladies Cover
Oh, I Know All About Extreme Movements, But We Keep Air Freshener In The Bathroom So Everybody Can Breath "[Bitcoin] has these big swings that not a lot of investors…
Cover the Soup Tureen So the Dumplings Won’t Escape!
When I need my morning coffee, don't teas me! Alaister Crowley really knew how to put the naughty in illuminati! My favourite Star Wars character/1960s blues band: Luke Skywalker and…
Quotes Vote to Shoot the Goat
So, Calling What's Happening In Gaza "Jewnocide" Would Be "Accuracy," Not An Incendiary Cheap Shot Masquerading As Wit? "Accuracy is essential in this propaganda war against an enemy that lies…
Frequently Unasked Questions About Trump Junk
1. This isn't going to be about what it sounds like, is it? 2. I - never mind. What is this FUQ actually going to be about? 3. I think…
May I Quote You? I – Ah – But – Whoa!
Honestly, There’s No Need For That Kind of Language!
Is Jamal Khashoggi Still Dead? "Are we really still doing this?" - Jared Kushner, when asked about Saudi leader Mohammed bin Salman's complicity in the murder of a journalist Palestinians'…