Headlines Will Never…You Know…at Yuk Yuks
Didn't I Read This Headline Three Months Ago? And Four Months Before That? And Variations On The Theme At Least A Couple Of Times Before That? Talk About Embracing Recycling!…
Headlines Don’t Trust the Joy…
Where Were The Economic Experts When Liberals Were Being Given The Blame For Inflation? "Can Liberals take credit for easing inflation? Economic experts say global factors created the crisis and…
As Headlines Learned to Its Regret, With Great Power Comes No Oversight Responsibility
Otherwise, They Could Get Cranky And You Wouldn't Like Them When They're Cranky "Let officers get their coffee" - Toronto Star Is The Training To Help Them Perfect Their Discrimination?…
Headlines Don’t Trust the Hate, Either…
They Are, However, A Temporary Solution To A Politician's Insecurity "Food banks no permanent solution to food insecurity" - Toronto Star Harris Sparred Trump Tripped Over His Ego And Spent…
Headlines Have Consequences
The Most Consequential Election...Until The Next One So, Having His Golden Parachute Snag In The Trees Is Not An Option? "Next PM must hit the ground running" - Toronto Star…
Headlines Watch the Watchers, Becky. Headlines.
And We Should Be Damn Grateful That They Do!
It Would Require Many Jellyfish To Grow A Spine Wait - Sorry, Did I Say Jellyfish? I Meant Politicians And Did I Say Spine? I Meant Conscience "What's wrong with…
Headlines Thought It Had Found the Answer Long After It Had Forgotten the Question
They Were Making A Break For The Border When Their Vehicle Hit A Butter Slick "Fishy business How did hundreds of lobsters wind up dead on the side of the…
Twitter, But Not Bitter
So, High School Drama And Media Soundbites Are Just Your Hobbies, Then? Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG The country is facing extremely difficult times. Americans expect conservative fighters like us…
All Those Tweets Make You Long For a Silent Spring
With The Purchase Of Every Box Of Insurrection Flakes - The Breakfast Of Chumpions! Elon Musk @elonmusk Free Jacob Chansley I Wonder What You Would Say If The Mob Trump…
Twits Tweet But Don’t Fall Down
It's Sad When Billionaires Gets Nostalgic... Elon Musk @elonmusk The ability of Twitter advertising to reach the most influential people in the world is often not fully appreciated. While a…
Twitter is Dying! Long Live Twitter!
How Does That Make Any Sense?
Today Is April 8th, And Millard Fillmore Is The WORST President In US History. Today Is April 9th, And Daffy Duck Is The WORST President In US History. Today Is…
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The Circus Comes To New York (Shakes Fist) You DA Kids Get Off My Lawn! Sorry, I Meant: YOU DA KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Page…