The Circus Comes To New York
(Shakes Fist) You DA Kids Get Off My Lawn!
Sorry, I Meant: YOU DA KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Page 2: NOW ILLEGAL LEAKS FROM A CORRUPT & HIGHLY POLITICAL MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEYS OFFICE, WHICH HAS ALLOWED NEW RECORDS TO BE SET IN VIOLENT CRIME & WHOSE LEADER IS FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS, INDICATE THAT, WITH NO CRIME BEING ABLE TO BE PROVEN, & BASED ON AN OLD & FULLY DEBUNKED (BY NUMEROUS OTHER PROSECUTORS!) FAIRYTALE, THE FAR & AWAY LEADING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE & FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK. PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!
But Can He Dance?
George Conway
@gtconway
He’s an evil, soulless, lawless, amoral, immoral, conscienceless, and remorseless narcissist, psychopath, and criminal. That’s all you need to know.
Isn’t That What You Want?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
If this happens, Trump will be re-elected in a landslide victory.
When Can We Expect The Weaponization Of The Weaponization Of Government Investigations Government Investigation?
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Here we go again – an outrageous abuse of power by a radical DA who lets violent criminals walk as he pursues political vengeance against President Trump.
I’m directing relevant committees to immediately investigate if federal funds are being used to subvert our democracy by interfering in elections with politically motivated prosecutions.
The Circus Still Plays In The Rest of the Country
TRANSLATION: Damn, I Wish I Had Had The Power To Do That When I Held Office!
Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
The idea that bloggers criticizing a politician should register with the government is insane. It is an embarrassment that it is a Republican state legislator in Florida who introduced a bill to that effect. He should withdraw it immediately.
Oh, THAT Halli!
I Thought You Were Talking About The – You Know – The…The Other One! The Other Halli! That’s Whose Disability I Was Making Fun Of!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
I would like to apologize to Halli for my misunderstanding of his situation It was based on things I was told were untrue or, in some cases, true but not meaningful.
He is considering remaining at Twitter.
Of Course, A Liar Would Say That…
Jenna Ellis
@JennaEllisEsq
The politically-motivated Left failed miserably in their attempt to destroy me. They’re now trying to falsely discredit me by saying I admitted I lied.
That is FALSE. I would NEVER lie. Lying requires INTENTIONALLY making a false statement.
I never did that, nor did I stipulate to or admit that.
Get Back To Me When You Add “I Cannot Tweet” To The List
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
@NicAdamsinUSA
I cannot sleep.
I cannot eat.
I cannot interact with friends.
I cannot interact with family.
I cannot go to work.
I cannot watch sports.
I cannot do anything until Hunter Biden is arrested.
Are You Kidding? We’ll Be Running Out Of Any Room Containing DeSantis Without Any Prompting Or Help!
Shadi Hamid
@shadihamid
It’s remarkable to me that there’s a single sentient being who believes that DeSantis would be just as bad or even worse than Trump. And anyone who calls DeSantis a “fascist” should be run out of the room.
You Are Teaching Your Children To Be Civilians In A War Zone – That’s Gotta Count For Something
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
While America is focused on indoctrinating our children with rainbows & pronouns, our adversaries are training children to be warriors.
American world dominance is dwindling and the future is not pretty.
OLD: They Just Don’t Have A Right To Hear It From Me…
Hugo Lowell
@hugolowell
NEW: Mike Pence in a rebuke of Trump and Tucker Carlson at Gridiron dinner: “The American people have a right to know what took place at the Capitol on January 6. But make no mistake – what happened that day was a disgrace and it mocks decency to portray it any other way.”
Don’t Be. The Rating Means You Believe Children Are Conceived By 27-Dimensional Toner Cartridges And Fetuses Enjoy Watching Hi Def TV In The Womb
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
Planned Parenthood Action has given me a 0% rating.
I’m honored.
Actually, American Life Expectancy Has Gone DOWN For The Last Two Years
It Looks Like Republicans Have Found A Different Way To Deal With Social Security And Medicare Shortfalls, Senator Kennedy
The Recount
@therecount
“For people who are in their 20s, their life expectancy will probably be 85 to 90. Does it really make sense to allow someone who’s in their 20s today to retire at 62?”
So, That’s A Yes, Then?
George Santos
@Santos4Congress
I’m an absolute NO vote to bail out any bank or corporation.
Those Americans Would Still Be Alive If We Had A President Committed To Building A Wa – Oh, Wait…
Rep. Kevin Hearn
@repkevinhern
Four Americans were kidnapped by a Mexican cartel. Two are dead.
There’s no chance the cartel would be SO BOLD if America had a president who took border security seriously.
We are a laughingstock because of Biden’s weak leadership.
Add Geography To The List Of Knowledge Domains She Has Mastered
Patriot Takes
@patriottakes
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t believe Putin plans to invade Europe, calls it a lie.
Greene: “I’ve never seen Putin actually show in any detail his plans to invade Europe. No one has shown me that. So I don’t believe the lies that I’m being told about this.”
Black Lives Matter…To Far Right Wing Propagandists
Jedd Legum
@JuddLegum
1. Fox News’ @JesseBWatters told millions of viewers that Silicon Valley Bank “donated $74 million to Black Lives Matter.”
Similar claims went viral on Twitter.
The actual amount that SVB donated to BLM is ZERO
I Keep A Sound File On My Computer Of Carlson’s Laugh
I Play It Whenever He Uses Words Like “Honest”
I Find His Show Much More Entertaining That Way
Acyn
@Acyn
Tucker: In retrospect, it is clear the 2020 election was a grave betrayal of American democracy given the facts that have since emerged about that election. No honest person can deny it.