It’s Sad When Billionaires Gets Nostalgic…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
The ability of Twitter advertising to reach the most influential people in the world is often not fully appreciated.
While a few other social networks are technically bigger, Twitter is where the writers & leaders spend their time.
Of Course, We Did This By Not Passing Any Meaningful Legislation Since We Took Over Two Months Ago, But Still…
Rep. Guy Reschenthaler
@Greschenthaler
House Republicans are delivering in two months what Washington Democrats failed to provide for two years: an economy that’s strong, a nation that’s safe, a future that’s built on freedom, and a government that’s accountable.
And Put That Money Into Defence For When All Those Pissed Off Nations Come Calling
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Cut every cent from every country that hates us.
Somebody Needs To Retake Grade Three Civics
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
This is your daily reminder that America is a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.
Have You Cleared That With Donald Trump’s Russian Masters?
Mike Pompeo
@mikepompeo
Biden’s failure to deter Putin was a catastrophic mistake.
But it’s not too late to help Ukraine win.
So Many People Have Noted That Those Deaths Happened When Donald Trump Was President That It Seems Like Piling On To Mention It
I Hope The Ref Isn’t Paying Attention…
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
Listen to this mother, who lost two children to fentanyl poisoning, tell the truth about both of her son’s murders because of the Biden administrations refusal to secure our borders and stop the Cartel’s from murdering Americans everyday by Chinese fentanyl.
Where Do I Sign Up? I Wasn’t Doing Much With My Soul Anyway…
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
Alex Jones says that everyone who is offered a television show or a record deal is first required to “reject Jesus Christ and pledge yourself to Lucifer.”
They Didn’t Exist?
And Even If They Did Exist, THEY FREAKING “OWNED” OTHER HUMAN BEINGS!
Honestly, How Low Can The (Far) Right Drop The Moral High Ground?
Barrington Martin II
@_BarringtonII
We hear about the horrors of slavery, automatically assuming that all slave owners were hateful, vengeful, and sought to inflict their slaves with fear, but it’s funny we never hear about those other slaver owners who led with kindness and wanted their slaves to be in the best shape mentally as well as physically. Why do you think that is?
Everyone In Your Head, You Mean?
Because If Everyone Really Agreed With You, Dilbert Would Be On The Front Page Of Every Newspaper In The World
Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
Dilbert has been cancelled from all newspapers, websites, calendars, and books because I gave some advice everyone agreed with. (My syndication partner cancelled me.)
You Know How, For Decades, People Knew Not To Say Racist Things In Public?
Has It Ever Occurred To You That That Was Because They Knew There Would Be Consequences If They Did?
Even The Pointy-haired Boss Could Have Figured That One Out!
Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
Has anyone checked the price of speech lately? It’s worse than eggs
TRANSLATION: Let The Ideological Indoctrination Begin! Bwahahahaha!
(Props To Governor DeSantis For Giving Me The Opportunity To Do My Evil Dictator Laugh – Man, I Don’t Do That As Often As I Would Like!)
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
“We will be shutting down low-performing, ideologically-captured academic departments and hiring new faculty. The student body will be recomposed over time: some current students will self-select out, others will graduate; we’ll recruit new students who are mission-aligned.
The Old Hitler Is Not Impressed With The Latest Crop Of Wannabes
:Small-Fringe: Majority.
@uNaCcEpTaB63
Today is Feb 19th 2023 @JustinTrudeau is the most unethical, corrupt & worst prime minister this country’s ever seen.He’s a racist, misogynistic narcissist
#TrudeauForTreason #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauIsTheNewHitler #TrudeauLiedUnderOath #TrudeauMustGoToJail #TRUDEAUGFY #TRUDEAUPOS
Don’t Worry – Scott Adams Will Protect Your Right To Free Speech
Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD
@PeterHotez
I took down my tweet on appealing to the major news outlets for accurate science reporting. The threats and aggressions were overwhelming.
AND…AND…AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN! ISN’T THERE ANYBODY WHO CAN HELP ME FIX THIS PROBLEM?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
MASSIVE & UNPRECEDENTED PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT DUE TO TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME & BIG LEADS AGAINST BOTH PARTIES IN POLLS!!!
If That’s His Response To A Meme Reminding People To Use A Minimum Of Paper Towel When Drying Their Hands, It’s A Good Thing I Didn’t Say Anything About The Knife!
Dr. Jordan Peterson
@jordanbpeterson
Up yours, woke moralists. Tyranny is always petty—and petty tyranny will not save the planet.
You Better Hope Mike Pompeo Doesn’t Hear You Say Things Like That, Or He Just Might…He Might…He Might Just…Sorry, Who Is Mike Pompeo Again?
Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
My message to congressional Republicans: you can either be the party of Ukraine & the globalists or you can be the party of East Palestine & the working people of America
President Biden’s Response Is Even Shorter: No
Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie
Thank you to @RepBoebert for cosponsoring my bill to eliminate the Federal Department of Education (HR 899).
The bill is one sentence:
“The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2023.”
You Think The Divorce Will Be Peaceful?
Have You Never Seen Kramer Versus Kramer?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “The last thing I ever want to see in America is a civil war…but it’s going in that direction.”
Projection: No Longer Just For Movie Theatres And Wall-mounted Big Screen TVs!
Brian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen
“Democrats want to rule us with more government control,” says Sarah Huckabee Sanders, representing the party currently banning books and reproductive healthcare.
Moving To A Different Platform Is The Ultimate Form Of Blocking
Which Level Of Hell Will Mass Migration Put Your Company Into?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
This idiotic algorithm change has been reverted.
It also caused my account engagement to drop by a factor of ten, because it was based on absolute number of blocks, not blocks as a percentage of followers.
This meant any large account that posted anything “controversial” was sent to the 9th level of hell.