With The Purchase Of Every Box Of Insurrection Flakes – The Breakfast Of Chumpions!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Free Jacob Chansley
I Wonder What You Would Say If The Mob Trump Had Sent To The Capitol Had Succeeded In Hanging You
Oh, Right: Nothing
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Mike Pence on ABC: “At the time when there’s a crime wave in New York City, the fact that the Manhattan DA thinks that indicting President Trump is his top priority I think that just tells you everything you need to know about the radical left.”
Unless They’re Named Hillary Clinton
Or Hunter Biden
Or Anthony Fauci
Or…
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
It doesn’t matter if it’s President Trump or a Democrat. Our justice system should not be used to target political opponents. Period.
People Like This Are Why Science Fiction Has Such A Bad Reputation
Intergalactic Gurl
@SarahSaysOK
A disgusting degenerate prostitute accepts money to Frame an innocent man! you’re fucked! Good luck walking down the streets after this! @realDonaldTrump is our #POTUS and will be selected by a landslide in 2024! No wonder Glen left you
We’ll be Sure To Exert The Same Level Of Soul Searching The Extreme Right (Which Is Pretty Much All Of That Part Of The Political Spectrum These Days) Does Whenever Somebody White Commits A Horrific Shooting Against A Gathering Of A Minority Group
J.D. Vance
@JDVance1
We’re still learning about the horrific shooting in Nashville. But if early reports are accurate that a trans shooter targeted a Christian school, there needs to be a lout of soul searching on the extreme left. Giving in to these ideas isn’t compassion, it’s dangerous.
“Former” President? FORMER PRESIDENT? Tsk Tsk – And You Were Doing So Well, Too
Marjorie Taylor Greene…YOU’RE FIRED!
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
Now it’s time to arrest Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg for prosecutorial misconduct after hiding hundreds of pages of exculpatory evidence!
Bragg is on the verge of indicting an innocent former President and top Presidential candidate against the opposing ruling party.
The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Library Will Consist Entirely Of Cookbooks
All Praise His Noodly Appendages!
Rep. Clay Higgins
@RepClayHiggins
Over time American communities will build beautiful, church owned public-access libraries. I’m going to help these churches get funding. We will change the whole public library paradigm.
The libraries regular Americans recall are gone. They’ve become liberal grooming centers.
Absurd, Is It? What If His Hands HAD BEEN REGISTERED AS DEADLY WEAPONS?
Hunh? What About That? Who’s Absurd Now?
Mike Hixenbaugh
@Mike_Hixenbaugh
Texas Sen. Bob Hall, a Republican, just claimed that the Uvalde shooter could have murdered all those kids with his hands or a baseball bat since he had so much time: “It’s not the gun, it’s the person.”
This is, of course, absurd, since his gun is what kept police in the hall.
Chris Who?
Oh, Wait – Didn’t He…Build A Bridge Or Something?
nikki mccann ramirez
@NikkiMcR
Chris Christie tells Fox there are already enough laws to regulate guns, and says the focus should be on school security and mental health
Can You See Him Shaking His Fist At The Sky While Shouting This At His Transcription Software?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
WHY WON’T BRAGG DROP THIS CASE? EVERYBODY SAYS THERE IS NO CRIME HERE. I DID NOTHING WRONG! IT WAS ALL MADE UP BY A CONVICTED NUT JOB WITH ZERO CREDIBILITY, WHO HAS BEEN DISPUTED BY HIGHLY RESPECTED PROFESSIONALS AT EVERY TURN. BRAGG REFUSES TO STOP DESPITE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. HE IS A SOROS BACKED ANIMAL WHO JUST DOESN’T CARE ABOUT RIGHT OR WRONG NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HURT. THIS IS NO LEGAL SYSTEM, THIS IS THE GESTAPO, THIS IS RUSSIA AND CHINA, BUT WORSE. DISGRACEFUL!
It Takes A Big Person To Admit That She Was Wrong, But It’s Great To See When It Ha –
Oh, Wait: This Is A Hoax Account, Isn’t It?
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@kittystryker
I’m so sorry for my behaviour over the last few years, I was easily manipulated and I’m very embarrassed. Trans people deserve human rights and health care, and I can’t believe I aided in their victimization.
Then Why Are You So Angry About It?
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Democrats just fast tracked Donald Trump back to the White House.
I Can Save You From Wasting Your Valuable Time: All Of Their Answers Rhyme With “Croaks” Or “Schmeaponization Of The Shmustice Department”
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
Have questions about the Trump indictment? #Verdict.
@benfergusonshow and I will answer them!
Reply with your questions below.
I’m Lucky Because I Have Access To, Ahem, Stronger Medication
I’m Just Complaining On Behalf Of The Regular Joseph
Acyn
@Acyn
Eric Trump: I went to Duane Reade the other day. And literally you can’t buy Advil in Duane Reade without having someone come up with a key and unlock the little plastic thing.
You Have No Jurisdiction To Investigate Such Claims
You Have No Jurisdiction To Investigate Such Claims
Alvin Bragg Owes You A Swift Kick In The Rear, But He’s Too Professional To Administer It
Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan
Was the Manhattan DA’s office in communication with DOJ about their investigation of President Trump?
Was the Manhattan DA’s office using federal funds to investigate President Trump?
Alvin Bragg owes our committee answers.
I Know, I Know, It’ll Make January 6 Look Like A Tea Party
But What Are You Gonna Do? Some Extremists Insist On Upholding The Rule Of Law!
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
The people who want to lock him up, do not appreciate the backlash to arresting Trump that’ll happen.
I’m Thinking Of Starting A Telethon To Raise Funds For Lexical Dysmorphia, A Terrible Medical Condition Where The Eyes Don’t Realistically Register What The Fingers Write
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn
Ban Communist China’s TikTok.
Ban Communist China from owning U.S. farmland.
Immediately.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn
Ban vaccine mandates.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn
Parents across America are paying attention to what children are learning in the classroom, and they’re speaking up.
Ban critical race theory.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn
The Democrats simply cannot help themselves; the words “ban” and “control” have entered their daily vocabulary.