The Daily Me – Eddie Adderoll and His Smooth Death Metalists
According to Fox “News” anchorweasel Laura Ingraham, there’s no such thing as global warming, so if the heads topple, it will because they are tired. And really, after making tourists uncomfortable for thousands of years, they’ve earned their rest!
Headlines Couldn’t Tell a Root Cause From a Root Canal
If We Do Enough Strip Mining, We Should Be Able To Knock A Few IQ Points Off It
Only If She Weighed Eight Hundred Pounds And Was Sitting On Him
Paxalexis, the Pacifist Pokemon, is not like any of the other creatures in the game. It offers players either “Sarcasm” or “Letter to the Editor” as its quick attack. Its charged attacks include: “Peaceful Protest,” “Rhythmic Chanting” and “Passive Resistance.”