Headlines Want Candy…Don’t You?
It Depends. Are We Talking About Saving The Best For Last? Or Daylight Savings Time? Or Time-saving Devices? Or Saving Your Soul? Or Saving Grace? Or Saving Face? Or Save…
Headlines Were the Best Birthday Gift Anybody Has Ever Given Me!
As Marshall McLuhan Truly Said: If You Don't Like Those Buzzwords, No Problem: I Have A Corporate Managing Manual Full Of Others "Motivation is a key part of developing a…
From Headlines to Bedhead?
Teddy Is A Shill For Big Oil! "Is Mr. Bean right that EVs are not all that?" - Toronto Star Making Sun Tzu The Chair "What makes a meeting successful?"…
When Headlines Agreed to Burp the Baby, They Never Expected To Start a Revolution!
Buying 65,000 Tents Much More Realistic "CITY HALL Plan targets 65,000 rental homes $36-billion strategy hinges on federal, provincial funding" - Toronto Star And To His Complete Surprise, Spas At…
Headlines Had a Bad Case of the Yips
...Exhibiting An Unexpected Bout Of Modesty "Russia confirms death of Wagner leader Officials say genetic testing of bodies conforms to plane manifest, but offer no word on cause" - Toronto…
Who Needs Headlines at Bedtime?
Save Twitter? "Is there anything my incredibly fast Tesla can't do?" - Toronto Star That Is A Question Upon Which Reasonable People Can Agree To Disagree Unreasonable People, On The…
You Call These Headlines? In My Day…
Sounds Like My Ex Aww, Who Am I Kidding? Sounds Like A Lot Of People's Exes! "Taliban Fighters, Bored by Peace, Seek Battles" - New York Times Like The Attic…
Headlines Zoned Out For a Bit There
Otherwise, They Would Have Been Happy to Ignore Your Question
What Do You Think Native Liaison Officers Are For? Ignoring, Of Course Our Apologies If We Gave You The Wrong Impression "Are firms listening to Indigenous People?" - Toronto Star…
Headlines Headed for the Foothills
Why Are You Bombing Places They Are Likely To Be Held? "Death Is A Kind Of Freedom..." "Israel resists U.S. pressure to pause No ceasefire until hostages are free, Netanyahu…
To Every Headline, Churn, Churn, Churn…
It Was The Last Time White Supremacy Didn't Have To Apologize For Itself "Why is TikTok obsessed with the Roman Empire?" - Toronto Star If So, It's Helping Our -…
Headlines: The Sassed and the Spurious
Stay In Your Home, Grandpa! "The rise of SOBER TOURISM For many people, a vacation is a time to let loose and get tipsy. But what if you don't want…
Headlines Pithy the Fool
The Evil In The Hearts Of Men (If You Had Asked The Shadow, He Would Have Told You. He KNOWS) "Clients 'want to know what's lurking' - Toronto Star PRO…