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It Depends. Are We Talking About Saving The Best For Last?
Or Daylight Savings Time?
Or Time-saving Devices?
Or Saving Your Soul?
Or Saving Grace?
Or Saving Face?
Or Save Yourself, Because This Headline Could Go On For A Long, Long Time!…?


“Is it time to hit pause on saving?”

Toronto Star


Boxy Is The New Foxy


“Why do some cars look so ugly?”

Toronto Star


The Candy Man Can
The Candy Man Can


“Who can revive the TTC?”

Toronto Star


Naah – It’s Just Restin’
Beautiful Plumage…


“IS THE SEX SCENE DEAD?”

Toronto Star


Are You Suggesting They’ve Reached Their…You Know…


“Should best-before dates be thrown out?”

Toronto Star


You Think Our Housekeepers Should Choose Themselves?
How Is That Going To Clean Out The Dust Behind The Sofa?


“Is it too easy to choose MAID?”

Toronto Star


It Would Be A Sad Day, Indeed, If Players Had To Supplement Their Income By Allowing Themselves To Be Subjected To That


“The beautiful (expensive) game
Attendance is down, but ticket prices are up. Has MLS pricing strategy reached a ‘tipping point?'”

Toronto Star


I’ll Sell Books Any Way I Can
I’m Not Proud – I’m A Writer


“Why would Tory endorsement even matter?”

Toronto Star


Of Course We’re Not – The Real Challenge Is –
Them! I Meant Them! Of Course THEY’RE Not!
Oh, Crap! I Just Blew My Cover, Didn’t I?


“Are Robots Coming for the Skilled Jobs?”

New York Times


I Have An Avalanche’s Chance In Heaven Of Getting This Question Right, Don’t I?


“‘SNOWBALL’ VS. ‘AVALANCHE’
Which one are you?”

Toronto Star


Can They Help It If Their Business Is Also Their Pleasure?


“Does BoC really need workers to suffer?”

Toronto Star


Because Without Designations, How Would We Tell Each Other Apart?


“Why reintroduce designation?”

Toronto Star


It’s Not Worth Dying For!


“Is it worth living in this city any more?”

Toronto Star


I Don’t Know – Honest Politicians Are Already An Endangered Species


“Can Hunter build on her positive impact?”

Toronto Star


I Suspect A Dark Alley In The Bad Part Of Town Would Be Safer…


“Will Anyone Follow Apple Into Metaverse?”

New York Times


Not If The Nazis In The City Have Anything To Do With It!


“Olivia Chow THE ORGANIZER
Can the longtime progressive standard-bearer become a unifying mayor?”

Toronto Star


Anybody Who Can Afford The Entry Fee


“Who and what is Toronto for?”

Toronto Star


Not In This – You Should Pardon The Expression – Political Climate


“Will politicians ever act on climate issues?”

Toronto Star


By Swallowing Some Bitter Mendicino


“How can Mendicino survive this time?”

Toronto Star


There You Go With The False Choices Again!


“‘Crazy coalition’ strange bedfellows or future of politics?”

Toronto Star


Maybe Chump Change…


“Will Chow’s win lead to change?”

Toronto Star


Is That What They Call Teenage Boys These Days?


“Is Dehorning Bad for Black Rhinos?”

New York Times


A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Single Piece Of Footwear


“From luxury and bargain to…one shoe?”

Toronto Star


In A Box On The Bedroom Bureau


“Where is the Competition Bureau?”

Toronto Star


Sure, As Long As You Go Easy On The Mascara


“Can my best friend and I finally make up?”

Toronto Star


If You Have None Of The Skills To Do The Job, There’s A 50-50 Chance


“Did I accept the wrong job offer?”

Toronto Star


Could Ed Sheeran Be Overpaid?


“Is Taylor Swift Underpaid?”

New York Times


I Could Tell You, But I Would Hate To Spoil Such Charming Naivete…


“Why do people love McCarthy’s most violent, blood-soaked novel?”

Toronto Star


To Stop Ignoring Her Would Probably Be A Good Start


“How do I reconnect with ignored sister?”

Toronto Star


Gummi Bears


“Music, art, food. What else does one need?”

Toronto Star


I’m With Mae West: If I Have A Choice Between Two Crises, I Always Go For The One I Haven’t Tried Yet


Scrutiny on the Mountie
Can RCMP survive repeated crises? Or is it time to start over?”

Toronto Star


No, No: First Comes Establishing A Political Orthodoxy, THEN Comes The Bowing
I Know The Authoritarian Playbook Can Be Confusing, But Do Try To Keep Up!


“What’s next?
Bowing to Ford?”

Toronto Star


Absolutely! If Rotting Their Brains On Television Was Good Enough For Their Parents, It’s Good Enough For Them!


“Can I take away my 10-year-old’s phone?”

Toronto Star


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