Sounds Like My Ex
Aww, Who Am I Kidding? Sounds Like A Lot Of People’s Exes!
“Taliban Fighters, Bored by Peace, Seek Battles”
– New York Times
Like The Attic
After 27 Years, Nobody Expected To Find Uncle Eddy Up There!
“Finding family ties
The rise of genealogy tours allows travellers to trace long-lost ancestors – sometimes in unexpected places”
– Toronto Star
The Provincial Premiers Have Spoken!
“Trudeau makes housing top priority”
– Toronto Star
Egypt Shakes Its Head And Says, “You’re A Bit Late To The Party…”
“Titanic expedition faces hurdle
U.S. government opposes Georgia firm’s plans to recover artifacts, says shipwreck is a gravesite”
– Toronto Star
When Magnifying Glass Is Removed, House Not Nearly The Size They Were Expecting
“Couple, about to move into new home, gets big surprise”
– Toronto Star
That’s What Numbered Company Subsidiaries Are For
“Corporate world won’t be able to shrug off governance issues”
– Toronto Star
That’s Not Reason For Celebration:
They’re The Sort Of Contractions That Lead To A Difficult Birth
“End of interest rate hikes coming
Bank of Canada may have achieved its goal of price stability, expert says, as economy contracts”
– Toronto Star
Gotta Do Something To Prepare For Their Retirement
“Ontarians all in on sports betting”
– Toronto Star
Were Hoping To Hear More Modern Blues Tunes
“Farmers in Europe Rebel Over Green Standards”
– New York Times
Look At How Well Bake Sales Work For Schools
“Other ways to get cash for Toronto besides tax hike”
– Toronto Star
Why? Our Bottom Line Is Very Healthy
“Employers must change approach to well-being”
– Toronto Star
Fortunately, My Current Home Has No Extradition Treaty With Hawaii
“MAUI WANTS YOU BACK”
– Toronto Star
How Can They When Most Of Them Are So Ancient?
“Teachers should prepare students for modern world”
– Toronto Star
Proving Joni Mitchell’s Prophetessness Once Again
“Ford bulldozes ahead to pave the Greenbelt”
– Toronto Star
True
But Dying Might Affect Their Test Scores
“School closings harmful to kids”
– Toronto Star
1. Their Policies
2. Their Personalities
3. Their Petticoats
“The Conservatives biggest obstacles”
– Toronto Star
Results Are Outward Evident
“Biographer Sullivan turns gaze inwardly”
– Toronto Star
They Live Inside Banks
“REAL ESTATE
Investors now own 30% of market”
– Toronto Star
So, A Grand Toupercar, Then? Sounds Like A Pokemon Character…Or A Medieval Religious Interrogator…
“Aston Martin’s mash-up of supercar, grand tourer”
– Toronto Star
That Will Show All Those Workers Who Unrealistically Demand A Living Wage, Boy! That Will Just…Will Just…Just Show Them! Something…!
“Carney supports call for austerity
Former Bank of Canada governor said recession in store for country”
– Toronto Star
Carpet Bombing Parking Lots, On The Other Hand…
“Taxing parking is not a war on the car”
– Toronto Star
Only Aspiring News Writers Under Thirty Can Apply…Uhh…
“Star starts Journalism in Ageing fellowship”
– Toronto Star
Ontario Greenbelt Says: “How Can I Get Me Some Of That Action?”
“Protesters rally over plan to redevelop historic Tokyo park
Move would see nearly 3,000 trees cut down in city’s downtown green space”
– Toronto Star
Rest Assured That There Will Be No Repeats
There Are New Disasters Just Dying To Happen!
“Avoiding repeat of LTC disaster”
– Toronto Star
I Very Much Doubt Opie Is Going To Go For It
“Trudeau must deliver assault weapons ban”
– Toronto Star
The Best Gift You Can Give Anybody During The Holiday Season Is Denial
“Happy holidays – and happy wallet”
– Toronto Star
YOU WANT: Climate Justice
YOU’LL SETTLE FOR: A Little Climate Change Mitigation
YOU’LL GET: An Oil-powered Emergency Warning Light
“Our youth deserve climate justice”
– Toronto Star
How Can You Say That?
According To Your Supporters, Being Saved From Homosexual Indoctrination IS A Real Need Of Vulnerable Children!
“Ford is ignoring the real needs of vulnerable children”
– Toronto Star
We’re Ready To Trip And Fall On Our Own Two Feet!
“Royals popularity waning
Growing number of Canadians say it’s time to rethink ties, new poll finds”
– Toronto Star
Majority Of Majority Waiting For The Rest To Do Something About It
“Majority of Canadians concerned about climate”
– Toronto Star
Best Pitch For A Reality TV Show EVER!
“Dad may be a cheater, but I don’t like mom”
– Toronto Star
If You’re Sticking It In Your Ear, You’re Doing It Wrong
“It’s time to discuss use of contraception”
– Toronto Star