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Headlines Are Nervous About Meeting Your Parents, But Kind Of Excited, Too…

The Writing On The Wall For Employees Should Have Been When Tech Companies Stopped Encouraging Writing On The Wall "Lightspeed to cut about 300 jobs" - Toronto Star "Microsoft cuts…

Headlines Found The Public Bathroom in Downtown Toronto Seconds Too Late…
Seconds Too Late…
Seconds…

Considering How Quickly Their Life Expectancy At Birth Is Shrinking, It Might Not Be A Bad Idea "Do young Canadians need life insurance?" - Toronto Star Sure, But Don't Expect…

The Headline Inquirer Wanted to Go National, But It Couldn’t Find an Angel Backer

Elon Musk Owns The Flying Cab Company "Why book a limo when you can hail a flying cab?" - Toronto Star Of Course Maybe Not To The Questions You Actually…

Love Flies Out the Window When Headlines Walk Through the Door

UNNNGH! BOO!!! Root Causes Bad! Need More Police! Police Good! Police Solve Every Social Problem! GRRRRRR!!!!! "It's politically unpopular to tackle root causes of crime" - Toronto Star We Call…

Headlines Just Couldn’t

That Explains The Large Tubes Containing Red Pigments That Date Back To The Late Cretaceous Era "T. rex likely had lips, research suggests" - Toronto Star Humanity Hasn't Been Genetically…

Headlines Couldn’t Tell a Root Cause From a Root Canal

Facebook Vows To Put More Effort Into Regaining Its Title Tech Watchers Ask: "Why‽" "Canadians say they don't trust TikTok Research finds app, the fastest growing in the country, has…

Headlines Felt the Struggle Was Worth the Reward
They Kind of Had To In Order To Keep Going…

"No, We're Not." "Yes, We Are." "No, We're Really Not." "Yes, We Really Are." "Are Not!" "Are Too!" "NO, WE'RE NOT!" "YES, WE ARE!" "SHUT UP!" "NO, YOU SHUT UP!"…

Headlines Wanted To Comment About the Concept of “Woke AI,”
But They Were Tired So Very, Very Tired…

It's A Key Part Of The Skill Set Bureaucracies Look For In Hirees "Why are bureaucrats so slow to respond?" - Toronto Star The Last Time A Cop Tried To…

The Life of a Headline is Always Intense

His Support Is Even Worse Than The Headline Suggests: 17% Of The Remainder Wonder Why Anybody Would Have A Problem With Elvis "King faces opposition abroad Survey suggests 60% of…

Headlines Were Ready to Meet Their Maker
(They Were Prepared For the Disappointment)

Screw That Action! If The Air Is Good Enough For The Orcs In Mordor, It's Good Enough For Us! "Will purified air be tomorrow's filtered water?" - Toronto Star A…

Headlines Just Threw Up a Little in Their Mouth

Actually, My Ankles Are Naive, Which Makes Them Bad Negotiators My Knees, On The Other Hand... "Let your ankles do the talking Anklets are summer's prettiest accessory trend. Here's how…

You Wouldn’t Believe Headlines if They Told You!

But Look At How Far Uncritical Thinking Has Got Us! "Teaching critical thinking is vital, despite its risks" - Toronto Star "We Have To Work?" Ford Asks Chow "I'm Not…