His Support Is Even Worse Than The Headline Suggests: 17% Of The Remainder Wonder Why Anybody Would Have A Problem With Elvis
“King faces opposition abroad
Survey suggests 60% of Canadians oppose recognizing Charles as monarch”
– Toronto Star
Honest Broker Honestly Breaking Things
“Beijing eyes peace talks
Hour-long conversation between Xi and Zelenskyy the first since Russian invasion”
– Toronto Star
It Involves A Lot Of Begging And Always Ends In Tears?
“Job search akin to online dating”
– Toronto Star
From A Hotel In New York
“Detroit redux
Michigan’s largest city has a renewed energy. Here’s how to experience it”
– Toronto Star
Fall…Or Be Pushed?
“Fears Alberta could fall into U.S.-style polarization”
– Toronto Star
…And Suddenly Canada’s Problems Seem Petty By Comparison
“Anxieties and Militaries Grow in Asia”
– New York Times
So, I Shouldn’t Wear My Plaid Pants And Hawaiian Shirt When I Go?
“Hong Kong Wants ‘Quality’ Tourists”
– New York Times
Was It John Cleese? He’s Been A Miserable Misanthrope For A Long Time – I Bet It Was John Cleese
“Python attack leads to arrest”
– Toronto Star
Getting Them Proper Chairs Might Be The Solution
“We must help kids get off screens”
– Toronto Star
Which Was Already More Holey Than Sacred
“Ford’s shifting stories damage his credibility”
– Toronto Star
Because They Gave Us Permission…
“Getting tough with China”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding?
If They Counted Racism Against WHITES, The Number Would Skyrocket!
“Jewish, LGBTQ, and Black groups see most hate
Police report notes drop in overall incidents in 2022″
– Toronto Star
With Borders…And Nukes…
“‘Russia’ is a way of thinking”
– Toronto Star
That Relationship Didn’t Last Long!
“Relations restored, human rights next?
Experts say having Canadian envoy in Saudi Arabia will help open dialogue on issues of concern”
– Toronto Star
…And In The Hands Of Americans Where They Belong!
“Keeping American Weapons From Smugglers”
– New York Times
There Are Literally 100 People Who Would Disagree With Her
“Bailao says she’s the only alternative to Chow”
– Toronto Star
How Far Will A Buck Seventy Get Me?
“You won’t need $1.7M to retire in comfort”
– Toronto Star
This Sounds Like The Setup To An Especially Cruel Joke
“Date started out well. Then he started to talk”
– Toronto Star
Air Kisses Don’t Count
“Many private companies need to embrace flexible work”
– Toronto Star
If They Don’t, Check The Paintings In The Attic
“Our high school heartthrob looks different in our 40s”
– Toronto Star
But Even Natural Atmospheric Conditions Will Not Convince Them To Go To Florida
“Northern Lights Moving South”
– New York Times
Stupid Money Wants To Forget About Tomorrow And Par-tay!
“Smart money is on renewables, not fossil fuel”
– Toronto Star
Other Than In The Police Force Because…Reasons
“Saunders vows to root out waste”
– Toronto Star
Joan Or Johnny?
“To Keep Plastic Out of Oceans, Start With Rivers”
– New York Times
If That’s Your Nickname For Your Boyfriend, You May Want To Reassess The Relationship
“Shampoo that’s good enough for a cockapoo”
– oronto Star
Not Having Your Tires Fall Of On The Highway Seems Like A Big One To Me
“‘Tis the season to change your tires
There are advantages to having service performed by a qualified technician”
– Toronto Star
You Don’t Have To Be In Touch With Your Inner Five Year-old To Snicker At Some Headlines
“Minister to study if Dong can rejoin Liberal caucus”
– Toronto Star
It Can Certainly Free Them From The Tyranny Of Work
“AI can liberate remote workers”
– Toronto Star
It Doesn’t Impress Poland’s Gay Population, Either
“Poland’s stance on LGBTQ rights worries Trudeau”
– Toronto Star
So, You Don’t Consider People Who Hate Housing A Win-win?
“We need housing, not haters”
– Toronto Star
We’re Doomed, Evidence 237
“Financial sector must rise to meet climate challenges”
– Toronto Star
Proof That We’re Doomed, Evidence 237
“Outcry Over Inclusive Beer Ad Points to Peril for Big Business”
– New York Times
Imagine How Competitive The Market Will Be With Just One!
“Bell calls Ottawa’s job done
CEO says competition will be enhanced by having four industry players”
– Toronto Star
Bashing Politicians Always In Style
The Wealthy All See The Value In Whining About How Oppressed They Are To Protect Their Privilege
“Bashing the rich is always in style
Federal political parties are all seeing the value in using wealth as a wedge”
– Toronto Star