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Would You Be Disappointed If You Started Reading a What the Heck Do You Know? and a Headlines Broke Out?

Ice Capades With Automatic Rifle Fire


“What should a hockey game sound like?”

Toronto Star


Minority Neighbours – The Restigmatizing


“Ontario is starting to collect race-based data on COVID-19. But then what happens?”

Toronto Star


Because Of People Like You Who Ask Questions Like This
Happy, Now?


“Why does my retirement home keep changing the staff?”

Toronto Star


I Don’t Get What The Problem Is He – Wait, Is This Some Kind Of…Test?


“What happens if tests are delayed or go astray?”

Toronto Star


A Regular Afternoon In Buffalo


“Salmon swim, lay eggs and die. What’s that trip like?”

Toronto Star


Dying Polar Bears Don’t Vote


“If politicians can unite on coronavirus, why not on climate change?”

Toronto Star


The Complacent


“Who will disrupt the disruptors?”

Globe and Mail


Wrong


“What were they thinking at the human rights museum?”

Toronto Star


If They Don’t Get A Good Jump Off The Plate They Are


“Are pinch-hitters on way out?”

Toronto Star


It Depends Upon How Aware You Are Of The Zombie Apocalypse


“When neighbours knock, should we let them in?”

Toronto Star


That’s The Only Thing The Country Produces In Quantity Any More


“Why Is America Exporting the Virus?”

New York Times


You Had To Ask That Question, Didn’t You? You Just Had To Ask!
We’re About To Find Out, Now, Aren’t We?


“Cuts to public health: What’s the worst that can happen?”

Toronto Star


Gymnastics


“What is live sports without the fans?”

Toronto Star


I Can’t, But Let Me See How My Clone Feels About Taking It


“Can you pass this fan’s replicant test?”

Toronto Star


Tell The Contrary Bastards That We Approve Of Their Bad Behaviour


“How do we teach police, and men in general to change?”

Toronto Star


Reality, Like Hollywood, Needs New Writers


“Haven’t we seen this movie before?”

Toronto Star


Absolutely! It Should Be Just Like How I Should Be Pregnant


“Should the border be opened a little bit?”

Toronto Star


It’s A Metaphor For Donald Trump’s Border Wall
No, Wait – It IS Donald Trump’s Border Wall


“What’s with a barrier that seems to have no purpose?”

Toronto Star


Hey, Don’t Knock It! Clay Is Good For The Brain


“How much pot is really in that edible?”

Toronto Star


Not In Philip K. Dick’s World, He Can’t!


“Minority report: Can Trudeau recover?”

Globe and Mail


Essentially The Same As “Disposable”


“What is the value of ‘essential’?”

Toronto Star


Don’t Read The Comments!


“How do I stop people from bullying me during isolation?”

Toronto Star


I’ve Been Asking This Question For 50 Years!
…You…Wouldn’t Happen To Know A Good Answer…Would You?


“Why are professional athletes getting special treatment?”

Toronto Star


Wait Until They’re In Their 30s (But Start Before They’re In Their 50s)


“How can I date without embarrassing my kids?”

Toronto Star


He Cares About Cybersecurity


“What makes Keanu Reeves so great?”

Toronto Star


Make Them Watch The Matrix Until They Can Barely Keep Their Eyes Opened


“How can we help employees care about cybersecurity?”

Globe and Mail


I Know, Right?
It Only Takes Several Thousand Drunk Drivers To Ruin It For The Rest Of Us!


“Why does Toronto still ban booze in parks for responsible drinkers?”

Toronto Star


Downhill…Hope Your Skis Are Well Waxed…


“Where do we go from here?”

Toronto Star


I…I Don’t Have Time To Deal With This!
Go Ask Your Mother –
No, Wait…


“‘Dad, did you ever cheat on my mother?'”

Toronto Star


In Toronto? There’s A Bush About A Mile From Here…


“Can you please direct me to the nearest toilet?”

Globe and Mail


Sure – If You Want To Formalize The Lack Of Accountability That The Police Only Informally Practise


“Is private security the answer?”

Toronto Star


But, Isn’t That The Human Condition?
I’m Clearly Going To Have To Reread My Mother Goose!


“Dying is something that should not happen alone”

Toronto Star


Expect Your Children To Become Itinerant Flea Collectors


“How do I avoid arguments about homework?”

Globe and Mail


Yes, But The Holodeck Is On The Fritz And The Experience Engineer Isn’t Available Until Next Friday


“Do you need a scenery change?”

Toronto Star


I Would, But You Don’t Have Enough Time Left For Me To Do It Properly


“I am 93. Please tell me what is going on in the U.S.?”

Toronto Star


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