Forget Contact-tracing – We Need A Contract-tracing App!
“COVID AND TRANSPARENCY
Which firms getting big bucks? For now, Ottawa isn’t saying”
– Toronto Star
Conservatives Claim Disease Actually Saves Lives
“2020 safest year on the streets in over a decade
Lighter traffic during crisis a boon for cyclists, pedestrians, data show”
– Toronto Star
So, Stop With Putting Pennies On Our Eyes, Already!
“Newspapers haven’t hit canvas – yet”
– Toronto Sun
But, That Would Deprive Them Of A Valuable Lesson From The School Of Hard Knocks!
“Post-secondary students deserve reduced tuition”
– Toronto Star
Somebody May Be Putting A Pillow Over Its Face
“Democracy is slipping away in Hong Kong”
– Toronto Star
We’ll Find Out If It Was A Bad Idea Soon Enough, So Why Waste The Angst?
“Let’s stop fearmongering over back-to-school”
– Toronto Sun
And, If That Doesn’t Work, We’ll…Warn Them Again!
Don’t Ever Say Canada Isn’t Tough
“Death sentences stoke fresh tensions
Deputy PM condemns use of death penalty, says China has been warned”
– Toronto Star
Did You Ask For This?
I Don’t Remember Asking For This.
Seriously, Did You Ask For This?
“BOSS IS BACK
ABC’s classic sitcom gets sequel with Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano returning”
– Toronto Sun
Good To Know There’s No Racism In The American Justice System – Think About How Much Worse It Would Have Been For Him If There Was!
“Black veteran serving life sentence in Louisiana for $30 pot deal to be freed”
– Toronto Star
Remember When A Hack Was A Taxi?
Sigh. Simpler Times…
“U.S. accuses Chinese hackers of targeting virus data
Indictment includes charges of wire fraud and trade secret theft”
– Toronto Star
“Cabinet gets special hacker hotline to report breaches”
– Toronto Sun
“Wattpad gives insight into storytelling platform hack
Company warns user email addresses, gender, display name accessed”
– Toronto Star
“RCMP probes O’Toole campaign hacking allegation”
– Toronto Star
“UN EXPERTS CALL FOR ‘IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION’ INTO POSSIBLE HACKING OF JEFF BEZO’S PHONE”
– Globe and Mail
“Hackers working to scam Canadians
Agency found over 1,000 fake government sites targeting CERB funds”
– Toronto Star
“Beer Store struggling after attack by hackers”
– Toronto Star
“Being hacked greater risk while working at home
ID thieves can take advantage of data sent on unsecured networks”
– Toronto Star
“U.S. charges Chinese hackers in 2017 breach
Indictment suggests 2017 Equifax cyberattack was part of series of data thefts by People’s Liberation Army”
– Globe and Mail
“Insurance firms to face avalanche of claims
Isolation provides opportunity for hackers as companies expected to cash in over security breaches”
– Toronto Star
“How a hack could undo a billionaire
Portuguese sports fan inadvertently exposed alleged plundering”
– Toronto Star
“Automakers warm up to friendly hackers at cybersecurity forum”
– Globe and Mail
“Teen charged in cryptocurrency scam
Montreal hacker team targeted two Toronto experts in $50M fraud”
– Toronto Star
I Wouldn’t Have Expected It To Be A Cigar
“Virtual care has some benefits, but it’s not a panacea”
– Toronto Star
TMI! TOO MUCH I!
But, Since You Mentioned It, Did They Pencil In Any Particular Positions?
“Schumer schedules sex with hubby”
– Toronto Sun
Those Who Care Already Know, Those Who Don’t Know Don’t Care
“Another report reveals racism in policing”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Amoeba Have Yet To Discover The Internet
“People looking for simpler life, pollster says”
– Toronto Star
Where’s C. Northcotte Parkinson When You Need Him?
“Drillers Failing, But the Bosses Get Millions”
– New York Times
Heavy Fines Would Be Better, But, Yeah, Shame, That Could Work, Too…I Guess…
“Shame on Metrolinx for ditching Jane-Finch plan”
– Toronto Star
So, A Continuation Of The Status Quo, Then
“Investors should start hoping for a Trump or Biden landslide victory. Other scenarios may end in chaos.”
– Globe and Mail
We’re So Doomed
But To Be Fair, We’ve Been Doomed Since The Fifties
“Let reason guide our actions in Atomic Age”
– Toronto Star
As Opposed To The 2020 Version, Which Put Modern Dance Front And Centre
“2021 Kia K5 will put driving experiences front and centre”
– Toronto Star
Nooooo, Lot Sunlight! Lot Sunlight Baaaaad!
“Tips on protecting your dog from the sun
Exposing pets to a lot of sunlight could redden, inflame their skin”
– Toronto Star
Trump Blames Anthony Fauci And The CDC
“Jamie Oliver’s wife miscarries during lockdown”
– Toronto Sun
Unfortunately, They Can’t Hear Her Over The Music In The Club
“Stop spreading COVID-19, Tam warns young Canadians”
– Toronto Star
All Being Well, In-person Classes Should Be A Thing By Then
“York U set to open Markham campus in 2023”
– Toronto Star
He’s Been On Your List So Long, I’m Surprised You Know His Name
“Is Martin Luther King Jr. on Cancel Culture list?”
– Toronto Sun
Not Literally Us, Of Course…
“Deaths are the price we pay for our failure to help addicts”
– Toronto Star
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha – What?
“Ethics must top agenda of cabinet”
– Toronto Star
Really Annoying Those Of Us Who Are
“Trudeau believes he’s special”
– Toronto Sun
It Doesn’t Mean It Won’t, Either
Wait – What Does It Mean, Then?
“Canada won its first debt war. That doesn’t mean it will win a second”
– Globe and Mail
Expect Inquiry Any Day Now About Price Gouging By Fairy That Supplied Them
“Public inquiry provides transparency and teeth”
– Toronto Star
Being Shut Out In The Deciding Game?
What About What The Fans Deserve?
“Leafs will get what they deserve”
– Toronto Star
It’s An Unusual Dinner Choice, But These Are Unusual Times
“Wedding guests may face the chop”
– Toronto Sun
You’ll Get My Movement History When You Pry It From My Cold, Dead Phone Hard Drive!
“Invasion of our privacy worth paying for our health”
– Toronto Star
Where Is Solomon When You Need Him?
“Neither Trump nor Biden seem prepared to unite the U.S. this Fourth of July”
– Globe and Mail