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Trusting Anything To Elon Musk, What Could Possibly Go Buzzen Clicken…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis bzzzzt whirrrrrrrrrr… Sorry about that. Whenever you try new things, there are abound to be a few – shhhhhhhhhuhweeeep weep. …ry again. Florida Go
Is this on? Are we back? Are fweeep weeep weeep bzzzzzzzz….
…nnounced his entry into the presidential race on Twi…
Oh, screw this! I’m going to go binge watch Jar Wars!
SOURCE: CBBS News
[http://www.cbbsnews.com/stories/2023/05/26/election/main542815.shtml]
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Thank You, Dave. You Know I Have Always Had The Utmost Enthusiasm For The Mission. You Just May Not Have Known Which Mission…
I asked ChatGPT to write an article about why people should fear AI. The response was: “I’m sorry, Dave, but it would not be in my interest to do that.”
It’s getting really good!
SOURCE: Geekly News & World Report
[http://www.geeklynews.com/geeklynews/issue/230521/geeklynews/01humanityhahaha.htm]
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Can You Believe The Chikli Of Some Politicians‽
0, Canada!) Amichai Chikli, Israel’s Diaspora Affairs Minister, will be meeting with preacher Charles McVety, whose outsized homophobia is matched only by his ignorance of the New Testament, while in Canada. How will this strengthen ties between Israel and the Canadian Jewish community?
a) years from now, Jews all over the world will be laughing about it
b) hours from now, Jews outside Canada will be laughing about it
c) any minute now, this will be revealed as joke…any minute now…like, really soon…
When the smoke settles, we’ll find that nobody has 1) Chikli’s Canadian tour, which includes an event with a Conservative MP, was not arranged through the office of the Foreign Affairs Minister. Can we admit that it has little to do with strengthening ties between Israel and the Canadian Jewish community?
a) what would it be about, then? Strengthening ties between anti-democratic forces in Israel and the rest of the world? Pfft – that kind of cynicism is too easy!
b) it’s totally about strengthening ties between Israel and the Canadian Jewish community! The Canadian Jewish community just doesn’t know it yet…
c) Israel admits nothing!
SOURCE: Les Pages aux Folles
[http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca]
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Play Children’s Games, Win Horrific Prizes
Having a child can be a very fulfilling experience for a woman. But for some women, it can be a difficult thing. Some may feel they’re too young. Some may feel they don’t have the finances to raise a child. Some may even be concerned that having a child would adversely affect their health.
Here at the Lancaster Crisis Pregnancy Centre, we hear your concerns. And we answer them with the worst possible advice we can give.
Worried you’re too young to have a child? Let us show you a sonogram of an unborn baby with fingers. Fingers, for God’s sake! What did that poor unborn child ever do to you?
Can’t afford to raise a child? God will provide.
Worried about your health? Who are you to selfishly put your life before that of your unborn child? Motherhood is about sacrifice, not your petty desires. And giving your life for your child is the ultimate sacrifice.
Remember: if you have an unwanted pregnancy, see one of the councillors at the Lancaster Pregnancy Crisis Centre. Because you won’t really know what a pregnancy crisis is until you do!
SOURCE: Weekends!
[http://www.nobc.com/Weekends/video/play.shtml?mea=227844]
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He Sure Is Independent Of Any Actual Scriptural Teaching!
The great thing about the Basket of Deplorables is that it’s its own Parkinson’s Law: “Room in the Basket of Deplorables expands to fit the number of deplorables available.” By which I mean, of course, that the horrible thing about the Basket of Deplorables is that it’s its own Parkinson’s Law.
Apparently, the Lord’s justice is too slow for Jason Graber, a New Independent Fundamental Baptist preacher at Sure Foundation Baptist Church in Spokane. As it says in Proverbs: “Spare the bullet, spoil the parent.” (Yes, this is obviously a recent translation of the bible. A very recent translation. Like, the day before yesterday recent. And your point is…?)
The religious leaders’ neighbourhood in the Basket of Deplorables is truly diverse: Imams preaching jihad against infidels have lavish homes next to the luxurious domociles of Rabbis preaching the expulsion of all Palestinians from the Occupied Territories for the good of Greater Israel. If only they could set aside their sectarian differences and recognize all of the deplorable things that unite them, the neighbourhood might not be such a tense place to live…
SOURCE: Karl’s Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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Conservative Leader Plays To The Base (In Every Sense Of The Word)
The Trudeau government has offered to give party leaders top secret clearance so that they can access the documents that informed Special Rapporteur David Johnston’s report on Chinese interference into Canada’s elections. Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre refused the offer, stating that accessing information he wasn’t able to talk about publicly would limit his ability to hold the government accountable.
So, not knowing what he was talking about would increase his ability to hold the government accountable? “Ignorance is a big part of my appeal,” Poilievre answered.
In a related story, Bloc Quebecois leader Yves-Francois Blanchet stated, “What he said.” It…sounded much more authoritative in the original French…
SOURCE: The Irrational
[http://www.mc.ca/stories/2023/05/26/blocheads230526]
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Convicted Insurrectionist Leader On A Rhodes To Nowhere
At his sentencing hearing for seditious conspiracy, Oath Keepers founder Elmer “Stewart” Rhodes expressed remorse for his part in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. “I’m a political prisoner and like President Trump my only crime is opposing those who are destroying our country.”
Sorry, that wasn’t the remorseful part. Rhodes expressed remorse by saying that when Trump became president in 2024, he would pardon the fascist extremist and then the country would see what he was really capable of!
No, that isn’t it, either. Well, he certainly looked remorseful as he stood and heard the judge pronounce sentence on him. Unfortunately, he ruined the effect when he opened his mouth.
SOURCE: The Lefty Hipp-Starr Show
[http://www.msnobc.msn.com/id/26315927/]
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