So He Can Have Kindling For A Fire?
Ian Millhiser
@imillhiser
Neil Gorsuch claims that Covid public health measures may have been the greatest peacetime intrusions on civil liberties in American history.
Could someone please give this profoundly ignorant man one (1) book on slavery or Jim Crow?
Look Around You
Joshua Linfoot
@JoshuaLinfoot
Oh that’s interesting. I actually haven’t met someone who didn’t know that. So then how would I as a brand new writer go about coming up with ideas.
THIS Is Why People Are Leaving Twitter In Droves
Jennifer Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
Controversial Opinion: Cinnamon rolls should never be frosted. The superfluous sugar inhibits the flavour of the cinnamon and the yeast, and really adds nothing of value to the pastry.
The Team Included Thurgood Marshall, Clarence Darrow, Atticus Finch And 27 Others
When I Dream, I Dream Big!
George Santos
@Santos4Congress
On Friday, May 19, I was properly notified by my campaign’s then Treasurer, Mr. Andrew Olson, of his resignation. I appreciate the work Andrew and his team have done for the campaign and appreciate willingness to ensure a smooth transition.
And The Grift Goes On
And The Grift Goes On
GOP Is Corrupt To The Bone
La Di Dah Di Di
La Di Dah Di Dah
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
DeSantis claims he moved over $1B in state pension fund investments out of safe investments because they are “woke.” But he transferred them to high-risk investments controlled by his political donors who have given him millions.
No, Anti-LGBTQ = Anti-LGBTQ
You Might Want To Work On Your Innumeracy
CatholicVote
@CatholicVote
Protecting kids from explicit sexual content = “anti-LGBTQ”
Noted.
So, It Will Be An Improvement On The Present, Then?
Amy
@bitter_german
The future looks lame.
If You Had A Shred Of Integrity, You’d Resign Your Seat In The Senate
These Are Truly Times Of Diminished Expectations
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
The New York Times and The Washington Post won Pulitzer Prizes for their reporting on their garbage Russian collusion stories.
If they had a shred of integrity, they’d return the Pulitzers!
Are You Kidding? For Republicans, Being Compared To The Confederacy High Praise
Stephen Robinson
@SER1897
Andrea Mitchell and Jen Psaki talking about how Tim Scott is an upbeat, positive, optimistic candidate when the man launched his campaign with an ad comparing Biden and *Harris* to the Confederacy.
I Know That Religious Doctrine Is Open For Debate, But This Seems A Little…Taking Licencey
Ron DeSantis
@RonDeSantisFL
We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop Left’s pro-criminal agenda, and take back the streets for law abiding citizens. We stand with Good Samaritans like Daniel Penny. Let’s show this Marine… America’s got his back.
Next On The Agenda: Those Fucking Adjectives!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
“We just did a bill in FL. We’re not allowing pronouns!”
@KnowlesHannah
If That’s True, Why Aren’t His Accountants Laughing?
Igor Bobic
@igorbobic
“The jury is a joke. The whole case is a joke;” Rubio says of Trump being found liable for sexual battery in NY
Imagine How Difficult The Times Were For Jews In Nazi Germany
Oh, Wait: Not Being Able To Imagine That Is What Got You Into Trouble In The First Place
Courtney Theriault
@cspotweet
Here’s Danielle Smith explaining that her comments comparing the vaccinated to Nazi sympathizers came during a difficult time for her when she let her frustrations get to her.
But adds she vowed to leave those dark times behind when she was elected. #yeg #yyc #ableg
Incels Aren’t Born, They’re Self-made
Diaz Ex Machina
@DiazExMachina
Human females are naturally inferior to their male counterparts; they can try for all their existence to surpass the “stronger sex”, but all to no avail, because nature designed them to be reproductive vessel, only useful to give birth to more males.
Mankind
Why? You Had Some Other Ideas?
Robert J Wold MD
@robertjwolfmd
What’s the greatest threat to mankind?
At What Point Did You Reach It?
Ian Smith
@iansmithfitness
How the fuck are people still wearing masks? At what point do you take a look around and realize how insanely stupid you are behaving?
And I’m Sure You Told That To Trump When He Was President
(He’s Simple Enough To Appreciate It)
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Washington has to spend less.
It’s as simple as that.
I’ll Pick One Out Of The Pile At The Garbage Dump, Thanks
Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
Sorry, libs, Manhood is a best seller. Get your copy here
Only 30 To 40 Per Cent Of Them, Sooooo…That’s Okay?
Impiety
@NoHolyScripture
Will Christians in the U.S. vote for a convicted rapist?
Especially If The Danger Is Felt Mostly By People I Don’t Like
Dean Cain
@RealDeanCain
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
Oh, Like A Real Alpha Male Needs Anybody Else’s Approval!
Eva Writes
@ParanormalJunk2
I feel like ‘alpha male’ is the kind of title that others should give you, not something you just decide on yourself.
Because God Hates Us
Christina Adrian
@christiemadrian
Why doesn’t yard work just do itself?
Guess Brad Raffensperger’s Gonna Have To Change His Summer Vacation Plans
Puuuuuuutiiiiiiiin!
Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt
Striking how Putin is adopting Trump’s perceived enemies as his own. The new Russian sanctions list includes people Trump considers adversaries like Letitia James, Brad Raffensperger and the officer who shot Ashli Babbitt even though none has anything to do with Russia policy.
Shh – Don’t Tell Her That She’s Allied Herself With Black Lives Matter And Defund The Police
When She Finds Out For Herself, She Could Have An Aneurysm!
Lauren Boebert
@Laurenboebert
After 51 intelligence officers lied about Hunter Biden’s laptop, it’s extremely hard to believe anything that comes out of our intelligence agencies as fact.
As Long As I’m Not Paying For The Inspection…
Andrew Lawrence
@ndrew_Lawrence
welcome to the free state of florida, now if you could just drop your pants for a government mandated genital inspection you can be on your way
It’s Not Like If They Lose Viewers, Their Stock Options Could Become Worthless
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: A little update on a story we brought you this week about homeless vets being displaced from hotels so illegals can move in, turns out the group behind the claim made it up. We have no clue why anyone would do such a thing.