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Apocalypse Like Sugar
Donald Trump's Fingerprints Are All Over This Policy
Don't Shoot The Messenger
Don't Shoot The Non-messenger
In Fact, Don't Shoot Anybody, Okay?

Florida Man...You Know, I Don't Have To Say Anything Else For You To Be Interested, So I Think I'll Save My Creativity For Another Headline
If It Weren't For False Equivalency, I'd Have No Equivalency At All!
In Our Station, We Bodycam, Not Bodycam't!
Dammit - We're Gonna Have To Work On Our Public Relations Slogans, Too!

In The Contest Between Consciousness Raising And Hell Raising, The Smart Money's On The Underworld
It Was The Most Sensible Thing The Governor Had Ever Said On The Issue
Proving Once Again That Republicans Value Life Before Birth But Not after
Guys - Everybody Gets It. Really. You Can Stop Now

Russian Leader Believes Grievances Best Not Kept Behind Closed Doors
She's Filing Her Nails While They're Draining The Swamp
The Solution To The Problem Of A Bad Guy With A Gun Is A Good Guy With 58 Guns
Ooh, So Close!

They Had To Let The Accused Woman Go, If Only Because She Didn't Look Good In Red
To Be Fair, His Absence From The State Was Probably More Helpful Than His Presence Would Have Been