Billy-Bob's International House O' Headlines - Links

But There Will Be The 20 Day Synchronized Press Release Relay, So That's Okay
By, For Example, Encouraging The Bodies Of Employees To Function With Fewer Calories
Children Need To Wear Masks
I Mean, Only Unvaccinated Children Need To Wear Masks
No, No Children Need To Wear Masks, But Teachers Do
No, Sorry, Only Unvaccinated Teachers Need To -
Umm, Can We Get Back To You On This?
Depressed About Its Age And Its Inability To Perform When Called Upon
So, A Reflection Of The State Of The Country's Prime Minister, Then
Don't Tithe Your Local Church
The Electorate Needs To Be Softened With The Tenderizer Of Financial Need First
Fortunately, I Don't Have That Problem: As A Writer, I Know Exactly How Non-essential I Am!
He Has Already Determined That Coal Is The Most Cost-effective Stocking Stuffer, So Expect No Pleasant Surprises for Christmas
Henry "Moose Killer" Malloy
Are You Gonna Tell Him Not To? Go Right Ahead. I Have A Family To Support!
Like, How Positive You Are That The COVID-19 Vaccine Contains Microchips That The Deep State Will Use To Control Your Thoughts?
Like...Victory...
This Tragedy Might Have Been Avoided If Only Lassie Hadn't Been Downtown Supporting The Truckers' Anti-vaccination Rally
Maybe If We Were Offered A Lollipop Instead...
Ten Ways You Know You're Living In A James M. Cain Novel, Number Seven
When We Join Their Numbers (We'll Just Have To Figure Out How To Stop Those Who Come After Us From Becoming Us)
Wouldn't That Just Be An Ipple?

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