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And, Those Were The More Coherent Responses!
A Candidate Who Ayn't Foolin' Around
Clean Heart, Dirty Politics
Flipping Republicans The Byrd
He Should Have Stuck With His Swimming Caree - No, Wait - That Was Esther Williams
HOMOCON Alone
Irth Of A Nation
Oil Be Fine
War Is Perhaps Somewhat Sort Of Like Hell
You Will, Mitch, You Will
You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Angry