Twitter is Not for the Faint of Heart...Or Thin of Pocketbook

They Wanted To See The DeSantis Comedy Hour

Twitter new account signups just went ballistic

Texas AG Ken Paxton Says He Helped Trump Win State With His Lawsuit Against Mail-In Ballots

Okay, Ken.

Ken Paxton had blocked Harris County from sending out 2.4 million mail-in ballot applications ahead of the election.

That's Because They Have The Sense To Stay Submerged

Somehow, when MAGA talks about 'the swamp,' they don't include Leonard Leo and Harlan Crow.

If You Had One, You Would Already Know The Answer To That Question

So, I'm sure all the Elon Musk fans on this platform are going to help by getting a brain chip and participating in the Neuralink clinical trials.

Right?

Cold Comfort For Her Fans

The Queen of rock 'n' roll passed into eternity today. All the money that Tina Turner possessed, all her fame, all her awards, and accolades now mean nothing. The only thing that matters, is "Were her sins forgiven?"

Other People

What is the biggest contributing factor to everyone's anger?

Just When You Thought The Republican Attacks On Public Education Couldn't Get Any Worse!

Chuck Grassely gave a motivating talk to some high school kids back home today.

Would It Help If I Said It Louder?

You know telling an anxious person to worry less doesn't work, right?

The intolerant left is driving people right

Because HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!

Analysis | Why aren't we talking more about Trump's business with the Saudis? - The Washington Post

"Not Guilty, Your Honour. And I Promise I'll Never Do It Again!"

I BUILT THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, NO INFLATION, ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, AND SOON DOMINANCE, THE STRONGEST BORDER EVER, RECORD BEST EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS, BIGGEST TAX & REGULATION CUTS, REBUILT OUR MILITARY, NO WARS WITH RUSSIA/UKRAINE OR CHINA/TAIWAN (OR ANYWHERE!), AND THE USA WAS RESPECTED ALL OVER THE WORLD! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

Oddly, I Was Thinking The Same Thing About Compassionate Conservatives

Alexa Rae Meredith -> Christians Against Dinosaurs [CAD]

I apologize for the graphicness of this depiction, but I think it makes a really good point. How could dinosaurs possibly mate? Answer: They couldn't because they didn't exist.

This Is You: Obviously Not Tired Enough Of Explaining Reality

@LADodgers @MLB hates catholics and are making a mockery of catholic traditions by inviting these sickos! #AdultHumanFemale #boycottMLB #MLBhatesCatholics #dodgershatecatholics What's next Nazi night? Klan night? So sad how u r allowing evil in MLB!

Canada Is A Socialist Hellhole - You Don't Want To Come Here

Trump supporters are threatening to leave the United States if Trump is indicted. What do you say to them?

Think Of How Much More Offended You Would Be If The Staff Guessed Wrong...

I filled out a medical form today. Just realized how viscerally offensive it is to be asked for my "pronouns".

When It Comes To The Texas Legislature, A Paxton Both Their Houses!

Your periodic reminder that undocumented immigrants commit felonies at a far lower rate than a GOP Attorney General.

Of Course - People Trust Journalists

So, lying to everyone, and having an illicit affair.. Is our society now holding its TV presenters to a higher standard than its Prime Ministers?

Voters Need To Be Reminded That A Manchin Is Not A Home

In this national poll, Biden leads Trump 46%-44%.

When Manchin's added as an independent candidate, the result is Trump 42%/Biden 41%/Manchin 9%. So a Manchin independent candidacy takes 5% from Biden and only 2% from Trump, and would help elect Trump.

And If You Have A Problem With That, You Obviously Hate Parental Rights!

Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Shielding Elon Musk's SpaceX From Lawsuits

COMMUNIST!

I don't worry about pronouns because it's absolutely ZERO effort for me to use the ones someone else prefers.

However, it can be the difference between happiness and misery for them.

It's literally a win-win to do the former so why would I go out of my way to do otherwise?

You Didn't Mention Penis Size! How Can You Use Discredited IQ Test Score Interpretations Without Mentioning Penis Size? You're A Disgrace To Racists Everywhere!

Virtually every IQ study over the past half century shows that blacks, who are the rock-solid base of the Democratic Party, have the lowest IQ of any ethnic group, one standard deviation below whites and Asian Americans. How is this compatible with your thesis?

And I Know This Because My Husband, A Priest, Told Me So

God doesn't want us to be combative, aggressive, and loud. These are all masculine traits that I see being displayed by many young women on social media. He wants us to have meek and quiet spirits that live in submission to our husbands and are not quarrelsome and contentious.

The Turtle Smiles And Wishes You Best Of Luck In Your Effort To Be Sensible

We got absolutely destroyed in this negotiation.

Zero help from the Senate, either.

No sensible conservative can vote for this.

The Constitution Ain't Nothin' But The Name Of A Warship Now

Trump today announces that on day one he will sign an Executive Order denying citizenship to children born in the US if their parents are migrant asylum seekers.

The Absurd Ironyometer Wishes It Went To Eleven For Statements Such As These

I have a message for FBI Director Christopher Wray: if he misses today's deadline to turn over subpoenaed documents to Congress, I am prepared to move contempt charges against him.

If you elect Ron DeSantis for president, get ready to set your clocks back to the 1850s.