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June 1, 2025

1. The Daily Me - Heil Elon!
2. TwitterX Wanted to Discuss Bookization, But it Kept Getting Sidetracked By White South Africans’ Bogus Genocide Claims
3. The McDruhitmumpf Who Stole ChristmaKwaanzUkah [ARNS]
4. TwitterX: A Cold Shower for People Who Could Never Understand Why So Many Ordinary Germans Didn't Oppose Hitler
5. VIPAC of Scoundrels [ARNS]

May 25, 2025

1. The Daily Me - "Nutty" Buddy Ebson
2. TwitterX Fever - Catch It! (And Immediately Throw It Back!)
3. The Fenwickian Candidate [ARNS]
4. Headlines Don't Have to Go Home, But They Can't Stay Here
5. A Plot Twist No Screenwriter Could Come Up With [ARNS]