The Big Slurp
1:34:21. Clouds were rolling in off the lake. Big clouds. Black clouds. Ominous clouds. Clouds that hung in the sky like a swarm of killer piranha. Look; I like water…
Exercising the First Strike Option
I am not paranoid. When it was popular to believe that a second gun was used in the Lincoln assassination, I scoffed, even when drawings and forensic evidence indicated that…
Drugs – A Harrowing Tale
I often get asked whether or not I take hallucinogenic substances (although the actual wording of the question is usually closer to: "What the heck are you on?" The truth…
Wither Canadian Sovereignty?
Something strange is happening at a fast food restaurant on Highway 401, somewhere between Toronto and Oshawa. "Can I help you?" the young girl behind the cash register asks. A…
What the Heck Do You Know?
The following survey has nothing to do with anything important around the world, but, after filling out dozens of other surveys, questionnaires forms and assorted whatnot, we here at Les…
What the Heck Do You Know? The Sequel!
Literally thousands of people have commented on the last survey, but we decided to publish another one anyway. As with the previous surveys, please consider your answers carefully when filling…
What the Heck Do You Know? 3-D
Get out your 3-D glasses and put them on, kids, because this week's Les Pages aux Folles survey is in 3-D! That's right, through the miracle of modern science, you…
What’s That You Say?
Just when you thought it was safe to surf the Web... Trivia has become immensely popular over the past few years, and we thought we'd add to the mountain of…
What the Heck Do You Know? (Untitled Silly Contest)
As a public service, this newspaper has agreed to run the following reader survey. We have no interest, however, in the results of the survey (since we would have to…
Son of What the Heck Do You Know?
There are many questions that are so complex or obscure that they may never be satisfactorily answered. These are generally referred to as "The Great Unanswered Questions of the Universe"…
Bride of What the Heck Do You Know?
As a public service, this publication, in cooperation with OmniTech Industries, a wholly owned subsidiary of MultiNatCorp, is happy to provide the following reader survey. Please, read the questions over…
Son of the Aunt of the Third Cousin (Twice Removed) of What the Heck Do You Know?
We live in an informationally rich society. Decades from now, those who shaped the 1980s, the famous politicians, artists, thinkers and plastic surgeons, will still be known because of the…