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Sims-ply Irresistable! [ARNS]
by CARMINE ROACHE-SPRAID, Alternate Reality News Service Games Writer It has been 25 years since The Sims was first published. Although I gave it a run for its money (which…
Reduhblicans Have a Plan to Deal With Town Hell Meetings [ARNS]
by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer An old tradition in Vesampucceri is for a politician to hold a town hall meeting where constituents can offer their…
An Alliance You Shouldn’t Bet Against [ARNS]
SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE ALEXANDER BIGGS-TUFTS-MANN: It's a cold, dreary day here in the Vesampucceri Super Duper Dome - ROBERTO GABRONORTIZER: Every day in the Vesampucceri Super…
They’re Being Born Younger Every Year! [ARNS]
by MARA VERHEYDEN-HILLIARD, Alternate Reality News Service War Writer Hamas Commander I Want My Mommy has been killed in a drone missile strike. On an orphanage. Where he was living…
Half-baked Literary Half-life [ARNS]
by INDIRA CHARUNDER-MACHARRUNDEIRA, Alternate Reality News Service Literature Writer It's sad when a writer discovers that the contemporary thriller they wrote has become an exercise in nostalgia. It is almost…
Ask Amritsar About Crying the Crocodile Tears of a Clown [ARNS]
Dear Amritsar, I was really looking forward to drinking the tears of glibtards after their plan to steal the 2024 election was thwarted and Ronald McDruhitmumpf rightly took his place…
The Grift That Keeps on Giving [ARNS]
by MADAME MADELEINE DE LA OOVRATURA-COLUMBINE, Alternate Reality News Service Scandal Writer You may have wondered what eau-de-McDruhitmumpf, Fight Fight Fight Like Hell Hell Hell, smelled like (I'll save you…
Ask Amritsar Why You Have Nothing to Incelebrate [ARNS]
Dear Amritsar, Why do women hate men so much? Darren O'Gillscottharron Hey, Babe, The expected life of the universe, some seven to 15 billion years, isn't enough time for me…
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by NANCY GONGLIKWANYEOHEEEEEEEH, Alternate Reality News Service Technology/Social Media Writer If you thought Elon Threelonemuskateers's Twitherd (which others may call Y, but that is a rebranding that we will resist…
McDruhitmumpf Derangement Syndrome – Catch It Before It Catches You! [ARNS]
by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer No matter how bizarre former President Ronald McDruhitmumpf's pronouncements get, they immediately become Reduhblican Party orthodoxy. The statements may not…
MVGA Against History! Lesson One: Christ [ARNS]
COMPILED BY STAFF Elon Threelonemuskateers @elonthreelonemuskateers Truth. Ronald J. McDruhitmumpf @realRonaldMcDruhitmumpf They say making loaves and fishes appear to feed the masses is A MIRACLE! Please! I held a fundraiser…
Rachel, We Hardly Knew Ye…ll [ARNS]
by FRED FLEEGLE-GRIEBFLEISCHER, Alternate Reality News Service Journalism Writer The thing I'll miss most about Rachel O'Schubermatthow is her laughter. It's not the malicious laughter of President Ronald McDruhitmumpf: I…