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Who Would Have Thought Men Endowed With Such Riches
Would Turn Out To Be Two of the World’s Whiniest Bitches?

If It Is The Last Thing You Do On This Earth - I Say That's A Win-Win! Elon Musk @elonmusk Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending…

Order Whup! [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer It seemed like just another day of dictatorship in the Grey House. As President Ronald McDruhitmumpf sat in the…

If You’re Not Part of the Solution, You’re Part of the TwitterX

Shouldn't That Read: "I Want Our Kids -o -earn a-ou- A-E-I-O-U Ins-ead Of ---------."? Nancy Mace @NancyMace I want our kids to learn about A-E-I-O-U instead of L-G-B-T-Q. That's Not…

Zip Tie Goes to the Runner [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Justice Writer Jimmy Marinarasoss, Chachi Sisifuentes and Gorman Garciabia had the long fingers of men who had been picking foozleberries for over a…

The Daily Me – Pebbles and Glam Glam

Thank you, Pebbles and Glam Glam, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the…

The Bigger the Bully, The Harder Others Fall [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer "This bill is going to blow a hole in the federal deficit so big you'll be able to see it…

Tweet If You Believe in Democracy

Don’t Tweet All At Once

Hello? Hello? Is This Social Network On?

The Big, Beautiful Bomb Is That A Rhetorical Question? It Sure Feels Like A Rhetorical Question. It's Gotta Be A Rhetorical Question...Doesn't It? Molly Ploofkins @MollyPloofkins What kind of country…

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SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE ALEXANDER BIGGS-TUFTS-MANN: It's a cold, dreary day here in the Vesampucceri Super Duper Dome - ROBERTO GABRONORTIZER: Every day in the Vesampucceri Super…

H?e?a?d?l?i?n?e?s D?a?r?e?d T?o A?s?k

Thoughts And Prayers "How do I 'Buy Canadian,' and still support my U.S. friends?" - Toronto Star Cut The Crusts Off Corporate CEOs "How can we fix Canada's stale entrepreneurial…

Courting Disaster [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Court Writer "Why do people hate us so much?" mused John Robalthomkenlia, Chief Justice of the Extreme Court. "We don't kick dogs -…

The Daily Me – Close as Two Hearts and Worlds Away

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Headlines’ Love Wasn’t Deep, But It Was Broad

To Be Fair, They Have A Broad Agenda: They're Failing Trans, Black And Palestinian People, Too "Our politicians are failing the homeless" - Toronto Star But He Was Democratically Elected!…