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Headlines’ Love Wasn’t Deep, But It Was Broad

To Be Fair, They Have A Broad Agenda: They’re Failing Trans, Black And Palestinian People, Too


“Our politicians are failing the homeless”

– Toronto Star


But He Was Democratically Elected!


“Negative neighbour is too much to handle”

– Toronto Star


With Corporate Tax Cuts? That’s So Counter-intuitive, You Could Eat An Eight Course Meal Off It!


“Corporate greed must be targeted”

– Toronto Star


It’s The Wrong One, Morally, Practically And Gastronomically, But At Least He Did It


“At least Musk has taken a stand”

– Toronto Star


The Premier’s Giveaway, On The Other Hand, Is Logical, Necessary And To His Credit


“PM’s giveaway is incoherent, unnecessary and embarrassing”

– Toronto Star


So, You’re Suggesting We Steal Somebody Else’s Credit Card To Pay For It?


“Enjoy your latte, but not at the expense of your finances”

– Toronto Star


Of Course, If We Drink Enough Beer, Our Health Won’t Seem So Important
I Love Problems That Correct Themselves!


“Our health care takes a back seat to beer sales”

– Toronto Star


Rich In Friends?
Vitamin Enriched?
Rich Little?
That’s Rich!


“Report finds you may indeed be richer than you think”

– Toronto Star


Except For Those Who Live In Gaza


“Food is a right, not a luxury”

– Toronto Star


Not If It Came From A Still And Is Sold In A Glass Bottle!


“Grab this eggnog liqueur while you still can”

– Toronto Star


He’s Old And Has An Unhealthy Lifestyle, So He Should Die Soon


“GM has ‘reasons to be optimistic” about Trump”

– Toronto Star


What A Luxury To Have A Home To Return To!


“Many Israelis reluctant to return to their homes”

– Toronto Star


Not As Many As You Might Think


“Most humans have an aversion to injustice”

– Toronto Star


Not True – He Cares About Flattery, Too


“Trump only cares about appearing to win”

– Toronto Star


You Just Have To Bomb Them Into Submission
(Followers Of Nelson Mandela Take Note)


“Ceasefire proves ideas can be defeated”

– Toronto Star


And It’s Not By Doing His Makeup


“Poilievre, Trump make Trudeau look like a leader”

– Toronto Star


Broken People Play Broken Telephone With The World’s Economy


“PM’s team hopeful of tariff reprieve
Border security the focus as Mar-a-Lago meeting opens channels of communication with Trump”

– Toronto Star


Said Every Conservative Pundit Ever


“Progressives are out of step with voters in North America”

– Toronto Sun


222B Naughtgonnahapenny Avenue


“Crombie vows to address Ontario’s doctor shortage”

– Toronto Star


Of Course, Tax Reform Would Allow 160,000 FAMILIES To Feed Their Kids
But That’s Commie Talk!


“Province, feds sign school deal
$108M from Ottawa will let Ontario feed 160,000 more kids”

– Toronto Star


Of Course, That Wouldn’t Be A Problem If The Government Hadn’t Privatized It In The First Place
Gee, There’s A Lot Of Commie Talk Going Around Today!


“Province needs to subsidize use of 407 for trucks”

– Toronto Star


“I See Your $200 Cheque And Raise $50,” Trudeau Tells Ford
You Think Hes Bluffing?


“Liberals offer tax holiday
GST would be cut from key items for two months, and millions of workers would get $250 cheques, as government seeks to break Parliament logjam”

– Toronto Star


Just Think Of The Innuendo Possibilities – They’re Endless (Kind Of Like My…You Get The Idea)!


“Hot stuff
How the sauna became the new nightclub.
Michele Henry works up a sweat L4

– Toronto Star


Having Trouble Getting It Up? When Was The Last Time You Were At A Sauna?


“I realize now that I want more than just sex”

– Toronto Star


You Mean Pigeon Droppings Aren’t The Most Important Issue In The City?


“Premier doing his best to distract voters”

– Toronto Star


It Makes A Nice Change From The Immoral Consistency Of The Right


“Moral inconsistency of the left exposed”

– Toronto Star


Lazy People Rarely Start Religious Wars


“Society should stop shaming laziness”

– Toronto Star


And Compared To The Tens Of Millions The Gateses Would Have To Pay In A Fair Tax System, It’s A Real Steal!


“Philanthropist boosts ‘GivingTuesday’
Melinda French Gates to match $1M to two non-profit groups as donations decline”

– Toronto Star


Yeah, Yeah – I’ll Believe They Worship Car Culture When A Parking Lot Is Given Sainthood!


“Even parking lots elevated in Miami”

– Toronto Star


Things 99% Of Torontonians Can’t Afford – It Figures!


“East coast oysters, gin martinis & a top-notch tennis club
Photographer Christopher Wahl reveals the keys to a perfect Toronto weekend

– Toronto Star


Realistic On Earth One, Perhaps…


“American says Ottawa must spend more to please U.S.
Minister says Liberals have committed to a ‘realistic’ plan”

– Toronto Star


But You Try And Tell Pierre Poilievre That!


“U.S. Dominance Is Quietly Diminishing”

– New York Times