The Street Finds its own Uses for Mutant Technologies –
Contents

ALTERNATE INTRODUCTION

Up Close and In Your Face: An Interview With Brenda Brundtland-Govanni

ALTERNATE SLEEP OF REASON

Idiotocracy: A Beginner’s Guide
Drones Join Canadian Doughnut War
The Most Dangerous Man in the World
All Fall Down
Legislation So Crazy It Might Just Not Work!
2 + 2 = 4,000,000,000,000
The Donut Whole
The Scarlet Later
Urth of a Nation
You Never Drone Alone
Some Points Need to be Hammered Home
Military Mollusk Mechanization Madness Made Manifest
Roeboslodonette, Roeboslodonette, Roeboslodonette Your Boat, Gently Down the Scream
Scouts Dishonour
As Vesampuccerian as Apple Pie
What We Don’t Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Religion

It’s All Fun and Games Until Somebody Becomes * UNHINGED *
Everybody Took a Holiday
Mutant Technologies for a Better Tomorrow
Glock Around the Clock
Quant Touch Dis!
No Harm? Well Maybe a Little…
Then, They Had to Face Stupid Reality Again
Some Entangled Evening
The Street Finds its Own Uses for Mutant Technologies
Poo-r Judgment
The Plane Truth
Reality is for People Who Can’t Handle Games
Days of Future Shoppe^© Past
Boysenberrying It In
The Whole HOG^TM
Mutant Technologies Favours Lateral Marketization
Everybody Came Back From Holiday
Bring Me the Head of Alan Turing!

Teknology Can Be A Harsh Mistress

You’ve Got to Hand It to Them
Symbol of Life Kills Seventeen
From Statistical Anomaly to Presidential Candidate
Toon Support Group Faces Funding Gap
The Language Goes for Broke
When the Big Bus Leaves the Station, Democracy Remains Sitting On the Bench
It’s a Gas Gas Gas
Love’s Labour Camp Lost

Pynchon Me, I Must Be Dreaming!

Loving the Machine a Bit Too Much
Hype Springs Eternal
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Crowdsourced¹
A Porn Man’s Joseph Campbell
Don’t Have a Long Cow Clicker, Maaaaaaan
Punk’d Junk’d

“Death Novel” Comes to Life
Dirt Diet Chef Comes Clean
The Enchanted Engine of Exploitation Explained
Drastic Reeking Measures
Would You Like Lord of the Flies With That?
When Tamagotchis Ruled the Earth
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Printer
Oy Vey du Cinema
But, You Already Knew That…

Something New Under the Sun
Like a Bird on a Wire
A Big, Fat One That Weighs it Down and Scares Small Children
Simon Says: Die
Quiz the Biz Whiz: Crazy for Success
Thieves Make Magical Items Disappear Like Ma…Umm…
Dear Stalker
Ready, SETI, Go!
The One Pie No American Wants To Eat
Simon, King of North York
Seer Suckers
Mascot Mayhem
An Igor For An Igor And Pretty Soon Everyone Is Bland
Proof That Humans Exist!
Retirement Home to the Stars
My Aim is – Oooh!
Simply Simon
Lives Unlived: Anderson Fluffnagle
Licence Provoked!
Digital Gods: Appendix A: Digital Gods

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