Les Pages aux Folles: giving you more interrobang for your buck since 2002…
We’re chillin’ like Bob Dylan…
We’re chillin’ like a Marvel supervillain (their copyright lawyers willin’…)
We’re chillin’ like we live in Milan…
We’re chillin’ to make a killin’…
Kelly and Arthur are a pair of Jeans you wouldn’t want to wear…
Is a cold diggety a hot diggety that’s been in the freezer for several hours?
Whenever Captain Picard returned from an away mission with a ripped tunic, he would always tell the matter replicator: “Make it sew…”
Are you worried that highlighting that passage with stars will be too showy? Well, I guess that’s an asterisk you’ll just have to take…
In Quebec, they believe that if at first you don’t secede…
The greatest canine actor of his generation? Spaniel Day Lewis…
How many nods do you have to get to when you’re catching 40 winks?
Leslie wasn’t born yesterday! The reporter recognized a Stahl tactic when she saw one…
Darts is a game of throwin’s…
When it comes to making dinner, Asiago, so goes the salad…
Fortunately, the band principles nixed the branding opportunity, so the public was never subjected to Bachman-Turner Underwear…
The news anchor doing a teaser for a rabid anti-vaxxer said, “We’ll have moron, that after the following commercial break…”
Don’t prosume, because when you do, you make pros of u and me…which is bad, for some reason…
The war between the trees had started with animosities going back decades, but nobody was interested in its root causes…
When Jews want to kill you with kindness, they create Mazel Tov cocktails…
Boys don’t make passes at girls dipped in molasses…
Want to see a Blue Jays game during a snowstorm? You’ll be domed as domed can be…
I’m not crazy about that tomato paste, but it’s all the Ragu with the kids…
Before I passed out after being punched in the face, I remarked: “That was a little on the nose…”
Take care of the inchworms, and the defeat will take care of itself…
Ecru! Gezundheit!
I know you don’t trust the guy who runs your garage, but don’t fear the repair…
How does Santa get so many gifts to kiddies around the world in a single night? Sleigh of hand…
You want to win the Palmes D’Or? You have to have a Cannes do attitude…
When he sang the theme song for Who’s the Boss?, the actor thought of himself as Tony Stanza…
If you can’t name the creator of the pointillist painting, say, “Que Seurat, Seurat…”
My favourite toon deer child: Bam Bambi…
Adam’s brain contained the original synapse…
It takes somebody truly Machiavellian to orchestrate a sympathy symphony…
Never trade vortex sex for Essex Tex-Mex…
Enjoying a game of Monopoly makes you a co.s player…
The painter of dark Biblical scenes who could never get people’s hands quite right was Hieronymous Botch…
The animal that was too lazy to get its car engine fixed twice could be called a three towed sloth…
I live on the fourth floor of my apartment building – that’s my storey, and I’m sticking to it!
You say there is a dispute about the time? Not on my watch!
You say you just heard of a fetish involving people dressing up as wildebeests? That’s a gnu one on me!
I never cared for camping up north, but I believe in giving Port Credit where Port Credit is due…
My favourite Rocky Horror Picture Show actor/fallout from a military attack: Little Shrapnel…
I enjoyed the bonus features on the DVD of Mystic Pizza because I have always been fascinated by takeout outtakes…
My favourite musical equation: e = mcHammer…
In the chicken underworld, it takes a thief to hatch a thief…
People who are obsessed with Sopranos star Falco clearly have an Edie fixe…
Our love of fluffy toy dogs brought us to our Pekinese…
Your obsession with a French port city on the river Seine will be the Rouen of you!
When there aren’t a lot of villains around, you have to settle for Dearth Vader…
My favourite 1950s crooner named after his favourite music: Frank Sonata…
When a major character in Catch 22 was shot down over the ocean for the last time, was he singing, “Alone, Again, Orr…?”
Les Pages aux Folles: Defying gravity for 20 years…
When Your Hard Drive Dies, The Story Has to be Recovered…
