Irony Isn’t Dead
It Just Packed Its Bags And Headed For The Hills Until The Deplorablequake Blows Over
Tristan Snell
@TristanSnell
The state where Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by gun violence just expelled 2 young Black legislators for trying to stop gun violence.
The Only Thing That Makes My Grief Bearable Is The $1.25 Million I Received From The NRA – You Can Buy A Lot Of Hankies For $1.25 Million – A Lot Of Hankies!
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn
Chuck & I are heartbroken to hear about the shooting at Covenant School in Nashville.
My office is in contact with federal, state, & local officials, & we stand ready to assist.
Thank you to the first responders working on the site. Please join us in prayer for those affected.
Does That Mean The Whole Legislature Will Be Forced To Cancel Itself?
Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC
Tennessee is giving a more abject lesson in Critical Race Theory than any AP History course possibly could.
Why Should He? He Obviously Had A Wealth Of Experience He Could Bring To Bear On The Issue
southpaw
@nycsouthpaw
Justice Clarence Thomas did not recuse himself from McDonnell v. United States (2016), which was about whether government officials accepting free stuff from right-wing mega donors is potentially a crime.
Whoa! Donald! An Increase In The Dosage Of Your Meds Is Highly Indicted!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
These Thugs and Radical Left Monsters have just INDICATED the 45th President of the United States of America, and the leading Republican Candidate, by far, for the 2024 Nomination for President. THIS IS AN ATTACK ON OUR COUNTRY THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. IT IS LIKEWISE A CONTINUING ATTACK ON OUR ONCE FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS. THE USA IS NOW A THIRD WORLD NATION, A NATION IN SERIOUS DECLINE. SO SAD!
The Real Tragedy Of @elonmusk Is That He Thinks Because He Has Billions Everything He Says Is Brilliant
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn’t even interesting.
NOW YOU TELL US‽
Face The Nation
@FaceTheNation
.@margbrennan: “So you agree that the Justice Department was weaponized under the Trump administration?”
Former Trump national security adviser @AmbJohnBolton: “I can attest to it personally.”
Good To See How Productive She Can Be With Her Time Since She Has No Committee Assignments
Oh, Wait…
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
Mayor Adams and Disgraced DA Alvin Bragg should be ashamed of themselves.
On my way to my hotel in NYC, I’ve seen many people so drugged up they can’t even stand up. They just fall over on the sidewalks from using drugs at Mayor Adams free drug use centers.
But all these Communist Democrats care about is arresting President Trump for their made up fake crimes.
And Believe Us, We Know AAAAAALLLLLL There Is To Know About Inflaming Passions
Oliver Darcy
@oliverdarcy
News: Fox has asked a judge to prohibit references to the January 6 insurrection at the Dominion trial. “Any reference to the Capitol riot will only unfairly prejudice the jury against Fox, inflame passions, prevent a fair trial, and taint any resulting verdict.”
Yet It Will Still Be More Effective Than Trump’s Imaginary Border Wall
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Biden’s border fence won’t stop anybody.
Elon Musk Supports Very Fine People
Racial Consciousness
@Nature_and_Race
Largest openly National Socialist account on social media.
Now verified.
What a wild time to be alive.
I’ll Be Okay With That When Twitter Policy Labels Twitter “Fascist-affiliated Media”
David Gura
@davidgura
Yesterday, @elonmusk’s Twitter labeled NPR “state-affiliated media,” even though the company’s own policy stated the organization shouldn’t be labeled as such because it has editorial independence (left).
Hours later, Twitter removed the reference to NPR in the policy (right).
Less Than Nine Months Away?
You Should Be Arrested For Attempting To Self-induce An Abortion!
Jon Schweppe
@JonSchweppe
Republicans need to figure out the abortion issue ASAP. We are getting killed by indie voters who think we support full bans with no exceptions.
Time for everyone to suck it up and unify behind @LindseyGrahamSC’s 15-wk bill w/ exceptions. That’s the play.
The alternative is suiciding the pro-life movement. We’re months away from that happening.
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Monopoly Money To Pay For It?
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburn
Alvin Bragg is using tax dollars to prosecute President Trump and fulfill the Democrats’ 2024 agenda.
I’m Going To Go Out On A Limb And Say…None?
Acyn
@Acyn
Eric Trump wants to know how many people died because the NYPD was securing the streets for his father’s arraignment
So, It Was A Matter Of High Principle, Then
Justin Baragona
@justinbaragona
The NC state rep who just joined the GOP suggests she left the Democrats because she “caught a lot of flak” for having an American flag on her car, saying Jesus in the chamber, and wearing camo – and also because she was once called an “ammosexual.”
Hell, Now I’m Considering Switching To Bud Light, AND I DON’T EVEN DRINK ALCOHOL!
eve6
@Eve6
Conservatives screaming go woke go broke at bud light as the brand continues to get millions of dollars in free advertising in successive news cycles and viral videos of their logo being missed by machine gun fire at a distance of 20 yards
You Could Try And Offer Policies People Want
That Was Crazy Talk, Wasn’t It? Sorry About That…
Ali Alexander
@ali
We lost the Wisconsin Supreme Court.
I do not see a path to 270 in 2024.
Defund The DOJ And FBI? There Must Be A Simpler Way Of Expressing That Sentiment.
Defund The Cops?
Unmoney The Police?
Unfund The Constabulary?
Gimme A Little Time – I’m Sure The Right Words Will Come To Me…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS SHOULD DEFUND THE DOJ AND FBI UNTIL THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES. THE DEMOCRATS HAVE TOTALLY WEAPONIZED LAW ENFORCEMENT IN OUR COUNTRY AND ARE VICIOUSLY USING THIS ABUSE OF POWER TO INTERFERE WITH OUR ALREADY UNDER SIEGE ELECTIONS!